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    • Haha white people reign supreme yet again in the ability to eat cheese
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    • Most hard cheeses don’t contain lactose but cool
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    • lack toes in taller ants *
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    • In colder regions (where most white people descended from) there are less options for food, so we had to find other sources such as milk. In those ancient times, the people with lactose intolerance died off, either of starvation or diarrhea. This left only the people who could consume lactose
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    • As a lactose intolerant person, I can say... Idgaf imma still eat that entire pizza myself and call off work the next day because my abdomen feels like it’s hemorrhaging with no regrets in the future.
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    • “Fucking White people and their... *shuffles deck* cheese!”
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    • Omg why do black ppl like chicken so mu-
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    • Its because Europeans adapted their diets to include milk so they wouldnt die from the harsh conditions in the north compared to the south. It's harder to grow food up north so drinking milk to preserve cattle. Thus lactose tolerance.
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    • What? The races aren't identical in every way? That's racist.
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    • Scan 23d
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    • I’m lactose intolerant and deathly allergic to apples and most nuts but hey, at least I’m not a fucking vegan 💁🏽‍♂️
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    • The gene to digest lactose staying turned on after weaning came from it's usefulness during droughts, and is more prevalent in groups that utilized domesticated cattle.
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    • Ironically, the people who are lactose intalerant are the normal ones, human beings were never actually meant to digest dairy, but we somehow mutated and now we can
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    • I bet theres only one lactose intolerant person in Wisconsin and he’s feeling very left out on the cheese gang
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    • Cheese keeps well in cooler climates, white people are a Norse ethnicity for the most part. The closer to the equator you are the blacker you get. So basically, we’ve been eating cheese for longer and allot more.
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    • Mexico has way too much cheese in their diet for 40-60% of its population to be lactose intolerant
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    • Here in Wisconsin if you don’t eat cheese you’re sentenced to death
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    • It has to do with whether you continue to drink milk or eat dairy products from childhood to adulthood. If you don’t consume it, your body no longer remembers how to make the lactase enzyme to break down the lactose in the milk. If you drink it, you won’t be lactose intolerant (unless genetics)
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    • White people and their.... dairy intake
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    • MEXICANS 40-60%!?!? Yo we put queso fresco on so much shit, like how the fuck we gonna be lactose intolerant?
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    • Fucking white people and their *picks card from deck* eating dairy products
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    • Lmao oh so the one guy on Greenland gets a tad gassy when he bites into some cheddar
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    • Mutations of black plague survivors are connected to an adaptation to digest lactose into adulthood. The plague of course was primarily in Europe "white regions". Meaning the descendants of those survivors still carry the gene today.
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    • Anybody else notice if you post something about Epstein it gets deleted?
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    • 1 like and i delete this app (seriously)
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    • If you don’t consume lactose at a young age you will lose the necessary bacteria to digest it that’s why you need to consume dairy all your life to not be lactose intolerant.
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    • I’m black AND I FUCKIN LOVE CHEESE TO THE MOON AND BACK
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    • Bc black people lack toes and toddler ants
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    • FUN FACT: Humans only recently started eating cheese and drinking milk, we literally just poisoned ourselves until we got used to it
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    • It’s because ritzs love cheese
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    • Lactose intolerance happens from not having lactose. You lose your population of lacto basili which produce lactase to digest the lactose. They can’t eat it because they don’t eat it, not the other way around.
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    • Technically everyone in the world is lactose intolerant, just at different doses
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    • My older sister, 30yrs, she once went vegetarian after proclaiming it to every1 she wolfed down 3 hotdogs at the family BBQ. Apparently she didn’t know hotdogs were meat, and chicken and fish. She though vegetarian was you didn’t eat beef. The hotdogs were 100% angus beef.
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    • When u live in Wisconsin and have half a fridge of cheese ..
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    • Damn white people and their *spins wheel from wheel of fortune* cheese.
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    • It seems the white man was the first to dare to suckle the teet of a cow or goat
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    • Damn white people and their *checks notes* ability to eat cheese without shitting blood
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    • Places where bovines were domesticated earlier in human history have higher lactose tolerance because they've been eating cheese longer than anyone, as oppose to the deserts of Africa where it is difficult for bovines to live.
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    • Damn white people and their *shuffles cards* cheese
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    • I have lactose intolerance and Im diabetic... my body basically said, we are doing survival on hard
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    • That’s bullshit for Mexico. They put cheese in everything imaginable. That and spicy stuff
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    • Please don't eat me
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    • who the fuck says why do white people like cheese so much, most people like cheese
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    • Tolerance was built upon the love for sweet cow liquid.
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    • Fun fact: the default setting for adult humans is lactose intolerance. We’re only supposed to have it as babies and then our bodies should reject it. But the genetic mutation to tolerate it as adults has successfully been passed down to enough people that lactose intolerance seems weird.
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    • Africans and Asians will fucking die if they get the cheese touch
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    • If you dont have lactose you lose lactase the enzyme in your body to break down lactose. In the 3rd world countries where are the fridges to keep lactose products fresh? Who can afford them? Its science and human geography combined on why we love cheese.
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    • The climate was cold and made it difficult to cultivate crops in many months, cows always produced milk, so they became more reliant on dairy. Africa and Asia didn't face this problem, most of the time.
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    • Never seen anyone who isn’t white complain about being lactose intolerant though
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    • It's almost like white people domesticated animals for milk and cheese for thousands of years. Making it genetically so were not lactose intolerant.
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    • Honestly that explains the lack of cheese in a lot of Asian foods.
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    • I’m lactose intolerant and I still eat cheese... your ability to eat cheese should not be limited by your ability to digest it... I’ll just shit about it later...
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    • Lovely cheese Gromit
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    • Because ritzs love cheese
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    • Wow, I’m a part of that 20%, I feel v special
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    • I love how the portion of Greenland covered in ice, where no people live, is lactose intolerant
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    • It’s because every civilization was sustained with a grain and a noon in order to get all amino acids. Like in Asia it’s soy and rice, Africa is lentils and rice etc. In Europe/Americas there’s no noon, so it became milk and wheat-leading to white people not being lactose intolerant
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    • The reason for that is because of evolution. In colder, harsher, rockier areas, animal cheese and meat was pivotal for food. Regions like China or Africa however relied mostly on crops.
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    • I don't understand some people.. why would you be lactose intolerant? Most importantly, just stop being allergic
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    • *is lactose intolerant*
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    • White people are more tolerant of lactose because they had more access to it in ancient times. Simply put, cheese was much more common in europe and the US. Meanwhile, in more arid regions, milk wasn't as easy to come by, and wasn't consumed much beyond childhood. So intolerance developed.
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    • Anyone can shade a color on the map and throw a few words on it to make it look true but is it really true is my question
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    • Lack toes in toddler ants
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    • You see the best part about eating cheese is that niqqers don't know how to. And it's important to eat cheese to remind them that they aren't allowed to have anything good in life
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    • Educated guess: This is likely as a response to a lack of growable food sources during colder times of year allowing for the extended periods of alternative food sources such as dairy that would be available year around. Hence why Northern regions that are subjected to that weather have no intoleran
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    • Because those are the places civilization advanced and developed things like cheese instead of spending that time sitting in a mud puddle waiting for the British to take them on a boat ride.
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    • Anyone actually allergic to dairy? Not lactose intolerant but truly allergic?
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    • I don’t think starving ppl in Africa r gonna be “lactose intolerant” when u hand them some cheese my guy
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    • As you can see most americans are clearly just europeans
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    • The reason the regions with white people have lower cases of lactose intolerance(L.I) is because dairy products are consumed more often anyway than in the regions where L.I is higher. Its meerly correlation not genetics tbh. Humans all around the world can become lactose intolerant at any time-
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    • Lactose intolerance is not as common as people think. It’s trendy to be gluten or lactose intolerant. Most cases, it’s just someone looking for attention. Kind of like homosexuality. Suddenly it’s cool to be gay. Fact is, it’s usually a cry for attention.
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    • I fucking love cheese
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    • One who the fuck says why do white people eat cheese so mich I see plenty of people of all race eat cheese my question is why it doesnt have enough taste alone but is amazing when combined with other food
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    • Why is Italy lactose intolerant when almost every Italian pasta recipe contains cheese
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    • Damn white people and their *shuffles cards* cheese privilege
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    • Most white people I know are lactose intolerant 🤔
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    • To be fair, cheese is fucking delicious
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    • The cool thing about being lactose intolerant is the fact people ignore that they are such. Cheese is the worlds #1 most craved food
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    • I can't believe that 60 to 80 percent of Indians have lactose intolerance. This has to be fake.
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    • It’s the same reason why white people go insane over keto and black people can thrive on a vegan diet. Genetics and ancestral dieting.
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    • Acknowledging your lactose intolerance is for losers. Just eat/drink dairy and then violently poop for 45 and it’s worth it. Trust me.
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    • The only lactose intolerant people i know are white and literally no one cares about the eating habits of you shit tier humans
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    • How the fuck is it 80 to 100, majority of people can’t drink Fukin milk
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    • Cheese is racist confirmed
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    • It’s actually because when humans moved north we didnt have as much sunlight, so we had to adapt to be able to drink milk for the vitamins
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    • “Haha le white devils can’t eat spicy food” you ᥒinoon physically can’t eat dairy
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    • Lack toes and toddler ants
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    • They're able to eat it bc humans were default lactose intolerant but white people ate so much cheese genes passed down resistant to it, it's nothing any other human of any race can't do
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    • Yeah we just kinda started drinking milk at one point. When our bowels went “what the fuck are you doing, you’re not supposed to drink that shit” we just kept doing it until our bodies submitted to our love of dairy
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    • Jarvis, show me an IQ heat map
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    • suck it minorities we can have milk suck it
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    • Imagine being that one dude in argentina that can eat cheese and have it be "weird" that youre not lactose intolerant
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    • Black people have the N word but we have CHEESE
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    • If you don’t consume dairy products for long enough your body loses the ability to digest them
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