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    • I’m 19 and I still be looking around like “damn I don’t have her card so this is going to be awkward”
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    • Me when i finally reach the cashier and my mom hasn't returned yet:
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    • What to do if you're next up. Tell the person behind you: go ahead, I'm waiting for my mom. Then repeat until she gets there
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    • Then you get to the front of the line and start thinking how thinking how awkward it’s gonna be
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    • I just go to the back of the line
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    • That happened to ne except, it was christmas eve and found out my dad got my uncle pregnant
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    • Once my bald professor stood in front of a projector that had arrows on it and he became the avatar.
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    • That's so relatable my mom left me right before my leg surgery to check on my family and then the surgeon came and yeah
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    • Fun fact, I know where this originated, and who took the actual picture. North Dallas at a high school, photographed by some sophomore
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    • Was probly more awkward being at the sex store.
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    • Her last name?
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    • When someone tries to interact with me
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    • i normally just pay for it at that point
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    • Do you ever have a headache while your shitting and it squeezes your brain while you try to push?
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    • I just let the person behind me pass
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    • you gotta tell the cashier politely that "this is a stickup"
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    • Idk if I saw it on here but does anyone have the elon musk tweet of him saying "we are now using all spaceX satellites to find who the hell asked"
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    • when your mom leaves in the middle of putting the groceries on the belt to go grab something she forgot and they finish scanning and you have no money or card because you're 12 so you just wait there embarrassed that you're holding up the line and you feel like they're all staring at you
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    • That looks like one of my professors
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    • xD
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    • my mom always waited till we got to the register and then would run off for like 10 mins leaving kid me standing there awkwardly while people wait behind me and would yell at me if i let other go ahead
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    • Is that Fry_em_up?
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    • *starts putting groceries onto conveyor* mom-“oh I forgot something” *line gets shorter almost immediately*
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    • line’s
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    • Bruh... I did not need that flashback. The pure anxiety
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    • Not to be rude but some of you guys on this app are kinda pussies. Like if that happens to me I just start putting groceries on the thing and usually one of my parents is back to pay.
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    • I just say I forgot something out loud and then find her
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    • If nobodys im line then make a conversation with the cashier person
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    • Goddamn this is a children's app
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    • Oh that's where my crippling anxiety developed from. Well fuck me
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    • Oh well.
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    • That's so perfect
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    • It’ll be going slow af but as soon and your mom leaves it goes faster then sanic on meth
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    • Still happening to this day
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    • I just let someone ahead of me or start call her and start checking out.
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    • Somethin like that happen to my teacher but he was in front of the word “button” and I shit you not he has butt on his head. We all laughed like we were 8 years old
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    • I hate when customers do this. Don’t get in line if you’re not even finished shopping.
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    • What
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    • When your mom starts going off on some employee and you just wanna die of embarrassment
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    • That happened to me when I was with my grandma but she walks at most like 1/2 a mile per hour (like unbelievably slow) and she took like 10 minutes and the people behind me were all in a hurry and and complaining and saying it was my fault. that was stressfull af
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    • So true tho
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    • This man made custom eyebrows
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    • We had a set of walkie talkies so in that situation, I would tell my mom to "stop looking at makeup and get ur ass over here."
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    • Don’t
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    • This pisses me off like nothing else
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    • That happened to me i got out of line and went to the back (like 2 people behind me) and the line kept moving my mom got back and was like "... werent they behind us?" I said "no they were infront of us(2 new people got in line behind me) and they were behind us" she didnt believe me for some reason
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    • I hate when my parents did that
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    • One time this lady came up to me and told me “hurry up or cancel it” and i was like ok and she was showing me how to cancel it just when my mom came out of nowhere and said “Hey wtf you doing? Back away from my son!” And i was glad my mom came back lmao. Karen had me scared
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    • Every god damn time
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    • That’s a cross between Paul giomatti and bill burr
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    • Yes
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    • I hated when my mom did this shit
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    • I’m turning 20 in a week and I went to the hospital for the first time alone without my parents.
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    • Fuck it. Just walk towards the car.
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    • Apua
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    • Me looking at the retailer contemplating to ask him to go chill
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    • I’ll be right back. Me at the front of the line already “we already here though”
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    • My mom used to just give me the credit card just in case
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    • holy shit we all lived the same life
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    • I hate that feeling and it doesn't get any better when it's your wife
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    • I know right!!
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    • See my mom would send me instead and me and my brother would race to see who would get it first
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    • We've all been there
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    • My mom leaves me as I put stuff on the belt. She usually comes back before we have to pay. One time she didn't and me and the cashier were just standing there awkwardly.
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    • I hate that shit
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    • HMTombRaider it's you!
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    • Potsch?
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    • If i a dad someday theres no fuckin way I’m having my kids just stand around like that
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    • yes
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    • Yeah that happened like two or three times last black Friday, I just went to the end of the line and when she got back the line had become short and we were at the end again anyways.
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    • My father. Fucking ran off to get ice cream while we are in the check out line. And we were next in line and the person in front of us only had to pay.....
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    • Once there was an eight year old kid who had a scared look when his mom left him in my line while I was working the register. When his cart got to me I asked him how he planned on paying. Poor little kid freaked out lol
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    • If we don't have a lot I load everything onto the back of the belt and grab a divider and use it to hold stuff back. I push the cart away and let people go past me to the front until my mom gets back
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    • meth is gay
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    • fuck u meth
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    • One time my mom did that but took her time so when she got back the cashier was demanding money
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