• People: You're gonna end up alone cus
you're too picky
Me: You all are gonna end up divorced
Cus you settle for less
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    • U can be picky, be too picky then you end up alone
      MiltonT8 21 jun
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    • i’m not very picky i just don’t want them to be a hoe. apparently nowadays that means you are too picky
      Aegis_Dex 21 jun
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    • There's a difference between having standards and thinking you deserve a 10 when you're a 6 on a good day
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    • I’m gonna end up alone cause nobody wants to fucking date me.
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    • Nah too picky winds up divorced too
      carioca91 21 jun
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    • Im absolutely lucky. Found a good girl and met online 16 yrs ago, she lived 5,000 miles away. She was all i wanted. But the distance was vast. For 7 yrs we got to know one another vid chatting. 2011 met in person the 1st time. Feb 2015 got married. Aug 2017 had our daughter. Friends and family would
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    • There's nothing wrong with standards but those standards also needs to know. Not everyone is perfect, and that anyone can surprise you in way you might not have expected.
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    • My mom and sister think that my issue is that I have standards that are too high. My brothers think I am only attracted to psycho chicks. But no to both. I just want someone who is a nice, honest person, smells nice, and likes to talk about anything and everything... Is that seriously too much?
      RecSteady 21 jun
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    • Women have this mentality and then end up desperately searching for ANYONE to date them when they're 30 something and left with no one.
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    • I never had a gf before I want one to fuck and to love and see what it would be like
      realcrow 21 jun
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    • I don’t like whores, fat girls, and girls with non caring attitudes so I’m basically out of luck
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    • This was made by a white single mom.
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    • Didn’t even have to look at the profile to know a white woman posted this
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    • Y’all so afraid to be alone, must be hard hating yourself that much
      Jstead 21 jun
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    • The only "girls" I'm interested in
      NotGay 21 jun
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    • Have standards and don’t settle but don’t have unrealistic expectations.
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    • Well it depends. If you're picky and expect to marry a rich and attractive person, you're gonna die alone. If you're picky in terms of, the person has to be respectable and not a total douche, that's totally fine. Never settle for useless prick but don't set your standards too high.
      iKelex 21 jun
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    • I got married to my high-school sweetheart after dating her for almost 5 years and we will have been married for one year this coming thursday. Expecting our first child on christmas too
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    • You guys talk about being picky with women but call them all whores. But when a woman doesn’t choose you “oh she’s so picky. Such a whore”
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    • i just want a girl who loves me and likes video games lmao
      BANDlT 22 jun
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    • Yeaaahh that sounds like someone got butthurt.
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    • kjds 21 jun
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    • Yikes, enjoy your 12 cats then bitch.
      Tagnut 21 jun
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    • Wait, that's actually a pretty good point
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    • Why do people think alone is so bad you can do what ever you want and not have to run it by anyone
      azizi 21 jun
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    • Settling is not the end of the bloody world. Wanna guy that's 6 ft plus, thats only 14% of the population of men (in the US). Want girl that's under 5'3", that's less than half the population. Find someone to grow with, dont consume partners
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    • Certified woman moment
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    • You're all ending up alone because you think marriage is one person sacrificing everything for someone else
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    • I just wanna end up loved for who I am
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    • Anti marriage meme
      Ratmale 21 jun
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    • I have a question, how do you know you’ve found the best one for you?
      WoahWoah 21 jun
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    • I found a girl i like and i think she likes me too hopefully
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    • There’s a difference in being picky and having unrealistic Prince Charming standards
      Roboute 21 jun
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    • Soooo your both gonna be......alone?
      Boom0422 21 jun
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    • Damn, shots fired. You know there’s that middle ground right? Setting your standards and expectations reasonably high so you’re not settling for scum but not being an incompatible piece of shit?
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    • This is me, except I don’t even meet my own standards yet, so I don’t chase any girls...
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    • Fellas. So many girls play games. We’ll chat. Then I just get ghosted out of nowhere without warning. No reason that I can comprehend. How tf do I avoid this because I don’t have time for games? I want 2 kids in the future. Can’t find anyone willing to commit. I just don’t see the point of a -
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    • Facebook meme
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    • Yeah my standards are lowered to “she must be a female human who isn’t absolutely horrible to the core, and it would be preferable if she wasn’t... morbidly obese” and yet I get nothing still
      TheScoot 21 jun
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      GuitarBending 21 jun
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    • That was a fucking bad feature darn
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    • But there’s a difference between looking for the right person and having too high of standards. Remember that
      Smoge 24 jun
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    • Why is being alone a bad thing? I'd rather be alone & happy than be with someone & unhappy because people think it's bad to be alone.
      Ravyn 22 jun
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    • I’m too picky cause I expect a man to be equally as loyal honest funny and communicative as I am lol
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    • I'm not picky at all and I've never even been on a date before. Literally my only requirements are, Not fat, not hoe, not too crazy.
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    • So I'm only attracted to like 7/10+ girls and I feel ugly sometimes but I'd like to think I'm not photogenic :-(
      sl00t 21 jun
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    • they have to be physically attractive to me and I have to have feelings for them. Hopefully they’re nice and like me back. Anything else is a bonus
      Lendir 21 jun
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    • I'm just an idiot so the first pretty girl that was nice to me I married been happy ever since I'm a simple man it's a simple life but a good one
      somdoncus 21 jun
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    • I'm not pickey I live in the state that has pickey girls and I won't date fat girls because I was fat and dropped the weight so can they
      kman01 21 jun
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    • At this point my standards are pretty low
      Herkamer1 21 jun
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    • I rather be picky and potentially single for life, than suffer a divorce and have to re-enter the dating scene much much older.
      Harowin 21 jun
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    • Most women who think like this nowadays aint shit but think they're "queens" like ok Rebecca you work a register at taco bell
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    • People like this are cringe
      Kontract 21 jun
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    • I’m super picky but I’m talking to a girl who fits all my picky criteria. We both like eachother, we just aren’t officially dating yet.
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    • Nah, I’m not picky. I’m gonna end up alone because I’m ugly and way too awkward
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    • Both of these mindsets are absolutely toxic
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    • Or be sensible and educate yourself about how love and relationships and the psychology within works and practice mental and emotional habits in your relationships that breeds success while valuing yourself? Too hard for you all? Yeah probs
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    • In life, there is kek and there is cringe, and boy you just posted cringe.
      tully64 21 jun
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    • Im gonna end up alone because I have zero self-esteem.
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    • having standards isn’t a bad thing
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    • Just don't pick anything or anyone, live life alone and average, oh yeah!
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    • Cringe
      tully64 21 jun
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    • Stfu woman
      boschimit 21 jun
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    • PorkSword 21 jun
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    • Woman moment
      eleum 21 jun
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    • My bf and I of three years just ended it because we were becoming diff people by being together, he’s my best friend and holy gosh this sucks
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    • I personally dont think my standards are TOO high, but when it comes to dating I wont date people who remind me too much of my ex's :/ they're ex's for a reason
      Puff5000 23 jun
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    • Rather get married in my 30s than get divorced in my 30s.
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    • If wanting to wait for someone who has a good job, has good morals, pursues his passions in life just like I do, then I guess yeah I’m going to be alone for a while but I don’t think that means my standards are too high
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    • Friends always laughed when I never had a girlfriend or never kissed a girl in school well jokes on them they're all alone and depressed and I'm going on 5 years with my amazing girlfriend
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    • Nope that’s a bitch attitude. I know a bitch when I see one.
      sadfruits 22 jun
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    • I don’t think Angelina Jolie is a good example to use here..
      skipjerk 22 jun
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    • Yeah, but I'll be gettin' some.
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    • If you knew where this pic was from it makes the caption more funny. It’s ‘Mr and Mrs Smith’ great movie
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    • Wanting a girl to like me for me. Y’all too picky
      Smorze 21 jun
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    • A lot of men just end up settling for less, or being lonely forever. They choose the lesser of the two evils.
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    • How many 6 foot tall millionaire male models do you women think are running around in this country? And why would they settle for you specifically?
      BD101 21 jun
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    • I don’t mind living alone forever. I can always get a dog or even adopt. I just ain’t settling for someone I don’t love or deal with the whole baby mama drama
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    • If you’re too picky you’re still gonna get divorced cause you could have set unrealistic expectations for what you want/deserve and aren’t willing to give the other person the same. Lose the idea someone has to deserve you, ask yourself if you deserve them
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    • Those are exactly woman problems. I’m not picky either, but I’m still gonna end up alone.
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    • Too picky you end up alone, not picky you probably end up miserable
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    • I’m gonna end up alone cause people think I’m weird and no one thinks I’m attractive
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    • I just wana be loved
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    • Nah fam. I'm gonna end up alone cause all I know is how to fuck a good thing up.
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    • Both of you will end up in divorce by choice. Women are evil
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    • None of you are special
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    • Nah im alone cuz the girl I gave my heart to wont give that shit back
      IAm4evr 21 jun
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    • No thanks- Ill be as picky as I please. Id rather be alone than settle for less.
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    • Jokes on you, you all are gonna end up fulfilled and hopeless.... but thats ok. Really, it is
      DCummi 21 jun
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    • Nah I think imma just be alone. Confused to my crush only to turn around and boom, now he has a gf. I feel so dumb
      MamaHanji 21 jun
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    • You always settle for something. No one is perfect
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    • Having a standard is not picky, but wanting someone is perfect is very hard. I do not believe in a "soul mate." My current girlfriend is a woman that I've come to love because we share many traits and beliefs, but we have our flaws.
      Cobra2900 21 jun
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    • They dont get divorced too, the husband just sleeps on the couch for the rest of their life lol
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    • Wheres the picture of the dude wearing a mask to show hes fine but angrily crying under it
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    • There's a difference between having standards and being full on picky. Don't refuse every guy just because he's not a god or whatever
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    • People who try to paint you as the opposite extreme because you called out their extreme. Fuck those people.
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    • I'm gonna grow up alone because my parents disowned me for coming out as a gamer
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