• Justin has been one of my best mates for 5
years. I'm over his place regularly and have
mad hangs with his kitty, who is truly the
furriest, cuddliest fuck you'll ever meet.
Midway through a Nightmare on Elm Street
marathon I express this to Justin and he
says 'I think they're all pretty cute.' 'What?',
l ask. "Well, there are four of them, they're
pretty identical though. You thought I only
had one cat?'
HE HAS FOUR CATS THEY SOMEHOW
JUST WERE NEVER IN THE SAME ROOM
FOR FIVE YEARS. NOT EVEN JUST TWO
OF THEM, ALL FOUR. HE KEPT GRABBING
IDENTICAL CAT AFTER CAT AND PUTTING
THEM IN THE LOUNGE. THIS IS WHAT IT
FEELS LIKE TO GET YOUR MINDHOLE
FUCKED.
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    • Justin bought 3 cats the day before to fuck with you
      Dalek_Q 21 jul
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    • Had two identical plates in my house for 20 years. Didn't know there were two of them until I finally saw them together.
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    • Did you ever hear the tragedy of Justin
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    • Had the same thing happen to me, but with a girl I knew. Apparently she's a identical triplet. All three has been coming to a study session one at a time. Until one day I followed one to their car, and found 2 identical copies saying hi to me.
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    • That would fuck with me too ._.
      Eisblumen 21 jul
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    • My grandmother before she passed beleived she had 5 cats that looked similar when it was just one that would never stop sprinting
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    • Justin, one of your best mates, has deceived you for five years
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    • Been looking for this post, thank God iFunny recycles.
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    • Those cats keep Justin just far enough in the friend zone
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    • A surprise to be sure, but a very much welcome one.
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    • This straight up happened to me but with people
      UserPedro 22 jul
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    • You mentioned furries
      Sagic 23 jul
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    • stopped reading after “best mates” sorry it’s the law
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    • All that pussy and justin is still never gonna get laid
      TH3_AP3X 21 jul
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    • You prob only met 1, the other 3 didn’t like you cause you friend zoned their man Justin.
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    • Daniel Heral is a SiCK, twisted man. I refuse to have anything to do with him or his “family.” Why don’t you tell them the game you make your guests play when they come over? Hm? With the stick...what a twisted individual and I cannot BELIEVE I have to sit around here and watch that monster pretend
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    • Ok, but did this person never say the cat's name and have the owner correct them?? I assume all 4 cats have different names.
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    • That’s fucking awesome dude 😂
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    • Id stand there the rest of the day rethinking my life and seeing who else also had clones
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    • You can’t lie to me. I know a time paradox when i see one
      De_gato 23 jul
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    • Sounds like Justin is balls deep in the friend zone
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    • His parents kept buying him a new one every time one ran away so he didn’t notice they were gone. Then they come back
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    • Why are you screaming
      semeMdaeD 22 jul
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    • PorkSword 21 jul
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    • who the fuck tiles their living room
      MrTrollow 22 jul
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    • That's really odd. My cats can tell when there is a warm, still body around and they all show up. Only 3 now but at one point it was 7! If one Kitty was around, more likely than not, the other 6 were close by. 😂💞
      missnay 22 jul
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    • Oh I sure do wish I knew how to change the color of my camp fire
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    • Who said Justin's friend was a girl tho
      cabbage_ 21 jul
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    • Do they all know how to flush the toilet?
      Dabbler 21 jul
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    • Can you imagine not seeing four fucking cats at one time
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    • Bro what’s up with the features lately? I’ve seen posts that were featured here like 5+ years ago suddenly pop up here again
      KJPedraza 24 jul
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    • It was even funnier in 2012
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    • copy and paste lol
      jajum 21 jul
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    • Naw dog..... that’ll be ur asshole
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    • Jokes on y'all Justin ain't trying to get her 1 kitty he has 4
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    • 5 years and u didn’t notice? Probably not that good of a friend
      Khanis1 21 jul
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    • Oh shit I got the same name. Wish I had a kitten I can use to fuck around with tho~
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    • I didn’t know that my friend had a twin for nine weeks because I never saw them in the same place at the same time
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    • WHY ARE WE YELLING
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    • Vons 21 jul
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    • And they all have the same name??
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    • Imagine seeing the cat sitting on the couch and then walking into another room and seeing the cat just sitting somewhere else. I would be convinced that is a teleporting cat
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    • Black mirror episode ideas
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    • They weren’t real friends if she didn’t notice. There’s so many holes in that sroty
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    • U shouldn’t buy a pet if u can’t afford to provide it plenty of dicking down
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    • Nah he has one but it's really fucking fast
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    • This is honestly my biggest fear, the idea that my cat isn’t the only cat in my house
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    • So does she and Justin fuck of what?
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    • Never once asked for the name of the cat. And even if you did he didn’t correct you when you would call the other cats the wrong name? Plus cats have different personalities so you could tell very easily that the cat would change personality. Friend for 5 years and always there but never noticedshit
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    • TLDR
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    • I thought my mom was washing the same kitchen towel and reusing it all the time but it turns out we have like 3 of them
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    • Wtf Justin
      CatJezus 24 jul
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    • Did their names never get said?
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    • Eneey, meney, miney, meow...
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    • If you would just ask him I'm sure he'd fuck your mindhole
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    • So many fluffy babies
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    • How do you actually expect people to believe this bullshit
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    • Imagine owning a cat. Like actually feeding a creature that has zero practical use in this time and was replaced by rat poison.
      Chillaxin 23 jul
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    • So a "good friend " yet you never saw anything. This is fucking stupid. Who would believe this garbage
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    • 5 years and you never noticed
      Haremking 23 jul
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    • Imagine being named with
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    • Pulls out another Justin
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    • how o feel after finding out sir ian mckellen didnt play albus dumbledor
      nutsack47 23 jul
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    • They knew what they were doing
      Passadon 23 jul
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    • Those are some pretty kitties tho
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    • It’s chuseday init
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    • Marry that man. It takes dedication not to tell you this shit for five fucking years lol
      Mortoli 23 jul
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    • Friend zoned?
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    • I had a freind who didn't know our retriever only had three legs until last year. He had been coming to my house over a year, and pet her everytime he came in. He cried when he found out.
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    • Surely he'd notice you calling all the cats one name?
      Aarone2 23 jul
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    • Deep in the friend Zone
      zenzen121 23 jul
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    • So in 5 years he's never fed the cats while she was over?
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    • Never thought to listen to the man saying a different name every time he called a different cat
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    • Holy shit
      bobfarney 23 jul
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    • I feel like for 5 years you probably felt like something was different every time you went to Justin’s place but couldn’t quite figure out what it was
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    • Bet he’s “like a brother” to her lmao rip
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    • That’s it Justin, I’m throwing hands!
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    • Your friend is lonely, I know it when I see it
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    • I was thinking about this meme yesterday and it suddenly appeared
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    • Somebody's smoking way too much..lol
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    • We did the opposite with my buddies cat and convinced our friends that he had two identical ones
      jkromes 22 jul
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    • He never named them?
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    • That looks like my cat
      K97KAR 22 jul
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    • Thank you with
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    • Are those all ragdolls or Siamese!! I have been intrigued
      betty2012 22 jul
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    • Glitch in the matrix
      RedSpears 22 jul
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    • Thats a lotta poop and lots of food
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    • The cats knew what they were doing
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    • That would get me too, it’s that they aren’t easily identical like being all black or grey.
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    • Justin wants to mind hole fuck u physically
      olcmax 22 jul
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    • I remember this post from years ago
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    • You never asked the name of his cat(s)
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    • Your mindhole isn't the only thing Justins been fucking I bet.
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    • Copy cats
      DrLove27 22 jul
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    • RIP Justin!😥🤧 He is getting cucked by the Op
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    • "Best Mate" F
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    • Himalayan’s are the most beautiful cats. My grandmother used to breed them. Always had kittens running around.
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    • If you only noticed one cat, that means you are fuking your buddy
      Rafalgar 22 jul
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