• just six short months ago even a modest
stockpile of emergency supplies and a
dependable firearm would have branded you
strange, paranoid, and potentially dangerous
he man who sleeps with a machete
mis a fool every night but one.
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    • The gun debate is dead you can't look at cities burning and cops doing nothing and say the average person doesn't need a gun
      Boag 18 jun
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    • The man who broke into my house seeing me lumber towards them with a hockey mask and a machete:
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    • No, you really wouldn't look strange. You should have a stock of food and water on hand anyways. A firearm is just your right.
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    • funny how a single gun classifies you as a paranoid on tumblr
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    • AirplaneFact!: Remember to arm your roombas!
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    • We all need guns. We all need supplies. We all need to love each other
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    • Can y’all stop buying guns and gun stuff tho? Like. Everything is outta stock because of you fuckers. I’m just tryna build a reliable lower and get some ammo for a decent price you assholes.
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    • Ammo is stupid expensive right now
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    • I got me trusty AK and me camel back and me MRE stockpile and my survival kit. As soon as things get really bad I’m disappearing into the Alabama woodlands
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    • When my family called me an idiot for buying gas masks and duct tape and then they asked to borrow them lol
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    • I think it is hilarious that they picked James May for this.
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    • Is that Captain Slowly?
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    • You wouldn't have deleted my comment if you knew how many hatchets, field knives and swords are tucked into all the furniture all over my house. I'm just saying the phrasing of the motto is weird...
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    • Is that James May in the Burma special
      Flubnub3 18 jun
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    • I Sleep with an RPG as a comfort device
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    • I grew up in a very rual place all there was and still is native Americans and hardcore red necks I thought a corn machete was just a regular machete and I shit bricks the first time I saw a regular machete
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    • Is that James May?
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    • Cock!
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    • James never said that. He never said anything in that scene, just threatened Jeremy and the camera crew with his stoic gaze
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    • When you own a gun thereby making you insane
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    • ItsTheOne 21 jun
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    • You dont look like an idiot having a small stockpile of important things. You only look stupid when you buy enough to support a group of hundreds.
      EcchiErin 20 jun
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    • Lmao cops in Atlanta walking off the job because officers took down a drunk black man who literally attacked an officer and fired his own taser at him, after not going down to the partner's own taser and they were arrested for literally following procedure. There is like 1 zone with active cops now
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    • My SO gives me shit for grabbing my Ruger LCP 2 .380 for literally any trip out the front door (including throwing away the trash. She asked me: “Are you expecting to get mugged on the way to the dumpsters?” No. I’m just prepared for it.
      V0ids 18 jun
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    • Why is James May one of the most sensible beings?
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    • I told you fuckers and you called me a domestic terrorist
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    • James may is a visionary
      Raccoozs 18 jun
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    • Moon's out goons out
      Tsuvaldo 18 jun
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    • One of those would have come in handy last night. A black man came banging on my apartment door at 3am with a knife, saying he just wanted to “talk” to me. I opened the door just a crack, and he tried to barge in. I slammed that mf door as hard as I could, which smashed his hand caught in the 1/2
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    • I sleep with an axe
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    • If someone breaks into my house, and tries to run with my shit, can I sh00t them? Even though they aren’t a threat? My dad says that you can only sh(oo)t someone invading ur house legally if they are trying to attack you. But what if they just grab my shit and run, I still want it. It’s mine.
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    • i've always wanted to get a gun for home defense. i live in a pretty run down trailer park until my other house is done being renovated. i have a kid on the way and would like to protect my family. but i have a history of suicidal tendencies and have minor schizophrenia and can't legally own one
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    • I mean unless he accidentally stabs himself in his sleep then he just looks like a retard through and through
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    • Societal retardation is sweeping this country harder than corona. We'd be lucky if a meteor took us out.
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    • Hey I sleep with a machete!
      ngannou 18 jun
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    • Who tf was called strange or paranoid for that stuff? I live in a rural area and you’d be an outcast not to have emergency supplies and firearms
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    • I mean your still paranoid. I live in Michigan and the only thing that changed about my lifestyle is a had to deal with less bread cuz everyone hoarded it. Oh and hard to find Batteries. Thats it.
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    • Glock under the pillow always
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    • Uh still kind of crazy? The reason for that being is that the stores wouldn't have enough for everyone if ya stock pile a ton of food short notice
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    • Even the government tells you to have emergency supplies. That’s the bare minimum. They never say anything about guns but you definitely should.
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    • I'm an infectious disease specialist and was following this since December. Told no one and stocked up on 6 months of supplies because I hate you all.
      eeg4565 19 jun
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    • First time gun owners have skyrocketed, gun shops are having trouble keeping up with business, and ya bois getting some AR-15s
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    • Ffs James May didn't say that shit. He didn't say anything when he got up to murder Jeremy.
      RumSoup 19 jun
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    • bro i’ve been SAYING THIS since i was in DADS BALLS
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    • Like the guy that kept a gun on the shower and then lo and behold somwomen broke in while he was showering
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    • I was going to start building an ar but the prices are so jacked up right now that I think I’m going to wait
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    • I lean left or unaffiliated when it comes to politics. But when it comes to rights and the government. Shall not be infringed fed bois.
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    • what heck is blm
      iRigged 18 jun
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    • Now it’s no longer strange.
      opiip 18 jun
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    • No, that didn’t classify you as paranoid, moron. Where tf do you live? I don’t think I even know anyone that doesn’t have at least one gun and some supplies
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    • It should be more normal to have backup plans like meeting places with your friends, in case of shit REALLY going south.
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    • I feel semi-prepared but I need to increase capability in food and water reserves. Security I have somewhat in control with my 9mm my 12 ga. My 30-30 lever action, my 2 .22 rifles, wifes .380, moms .22 and dads .40, and as well his 30-30.
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    • now they're school supplies
      gatertot 22 jun
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    • Niggas have known about this shit for decades but yall call everything conspiracy and still don't actually understand what's going on...someone tries to tell you and guess what? You call it fake news and say they don't know the facts like fuck yall at this point
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    • I stockpile supplies and have a dependable weapon. I don’t care if you call me a fool.
      Dolemite 21 jun
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    • It’s funny because I live in Los Angeles. Here having emergency food/gear, and firearms is looked down upon. Now I’m the coolest guy on the block 😎
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    • Nothin wrong with being aware that shit could slide right onto the fan at really any moment.
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    • 2 million plus new gun owners before June alone. Funny side note: many people were dismayed to discover that making a legal gun purchase was more difficult than they were led to believe 😂
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    • I’m gettin a civil war tribute revolver for my graduation gift and when I move out I’m gettin the same type of gun my mom has (can’t remember what it’s called but it’s lighter and easier to handle)
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    • Nah you're still a weirdo creep but it's slightly more understandable
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    • Honestly preppers must love 2020.
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    • But if no one every breaks in then he’s always a fool
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    • Pff i still say preppies are paranoid.
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    • like the saying goes, i’d rather have a gun and not need it, rather than not have a gun and need one
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    • im just sitting here with my 20lb 300 win mag. just waiting.
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    • Wait what happens at one
      pelicash 21 jun
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    • If you want peace, prepare for war. Let’s keep America tactical
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    • I have both my machetes by my bed
      5amgamer 21 jun
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    • That's a fuckin sword lol
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    • Oh Cock...
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    • Yeah no, no one branded you like this just for having a handgun and a pantry of emergency supplies. This was written by crazy conspiracy theories with 10 guns they’ll never use and a bunker
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    • Or, hear me out here, living in any small rural town with hunting
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    • I keep an axe by my bed lol
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    • Could be more than once though
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    • “James, -don’t do that, it seems we’re camping on the A1.”
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    • Ironic that as soon as Covid and the protests came around, democrats were at the forefront of most new gun purchases
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    • Public shouldn’t have guns, only police! (Breaking news) defund, and remove the all cops and start all over, we can’t trust the police. People and police shouldn’t have guns!
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    • my neighbor got his first gun about a week ago and on the same night he brought home his first gun someone broke in lol
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    • Just get a mag fed 12 gauge and alternate ur shells in the mags with buck shot and slugs. Go every shot it switches
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    • I cant relate man yall on the internet too much
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    • Six months ago the same people who stockpiled those supplies would say they were good for a year of waiting. Guess who were the first to bitch about opening up again.
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    • And yet this bitch I live with wont even consider buying one
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    • You should’ve seen how upset this old guy was that I was buying a machete.m during looting/riots
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    • Got myself an M1 Garand...it's just... Every place is sold out of ammo, or it's too damn expensive.
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    • No it wouldn't have? Saying things could or would have happened that make no sense doesn't make you right......
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    • You’re an idiot if you don’t have basic supplies to survive, like a firearm, duct tape, ammo, knife, and other supplies in a bag. The world doesn’t need to end for you to need it, but a temporary disaster can still be bad if you aren’t prepared
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    • I had always loved the outdoors but neglected to get any kind of camping/survival supplies of my own. Well COVID kicked off & I got everything, made a go-bag, & got an AR-7 for the wilderness kit as well as a stocked pantry. I feel a lot more secure and less anxious knowing it's there if I needed it
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    • You still are.
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    • Look all I'm gonna say is shits about to get a lot worse I have a strong feeling about it like when you know shits about to get bad you know
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    • Untrue.
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    • Meh even a few months ago I wouldnt consider that to be paranoid. A good safe room with modest supplies, water, tools and a firearm is a great idea be it a nuclear holocaust or a hurricane
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    • Holy fuck, is that a James May Meme
      joyboy13 19 jun
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    • Explain why taking an IQ test is a disadvantage for the black community?
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    • i love guns
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    • Is that james may
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    • At least the body armor distributors and firearm producers are getting good business... from me. Same with mountain house, and anyone who produces 5.56 rounds
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    • Very few people would consider that to have been weird. You're not a martyr
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    • Me moving towards the door in full plate armor. Swedish broadword in hand ready to dispense my unholy frustrations.
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    • I feel pretty dumb rn tbh i was ine of the hecklers now i sit in fear...
      nekohm 19 jun
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