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      • No no, he has a point
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        • That’s pretty cool
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          • I don’t get it!!!
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            • But do you
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              • Why are you putting a napkin under your drink in the first place?
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                • Well, do you?
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                  • Answer the question
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                    • But when I use my jizz for quick hair gel, I'm a creep
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                      • Tbh I would have thought you were doing coke
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                        • I’m a bartender and I never thought about this
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                          • Well, do you?
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                            • As someone who works in a restaraunt fuck you if you do this. You're not a genius, nobody thinks you're fucking cool, you just get salt all over the tables. Every server/bartender/busser wants you to kill yourself. If your napkin gets stuck to your drink, take it off shitlips
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                              • Okay... As a person who has to CLEAN the table after you assholes salt your napkin, it's a pain in the ass to clean up. It gets everywhere, it nearly impossible to clean completely, and it's then all over your towel and have to get a new one. Please stop salting your napkins DX
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                                • Do you???
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                                  • Straight up I had a fucking waiter tell me this trick 20 years ago and I still use it to this day.
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                                    • i walked into a bar for a quick drink after a job interview. I was wearing a very nice suit. One looked at me, nodded and pointed with his lip “did you win your court case?”
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                                      • Did anyone else have a stroke trying to read that
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                                        • ToDaY yEaRs oLd
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                                          • You did what now?
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                                            • well do ya ?
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                                              • Then when I said no he offered me a job at NASA and everyone clapped!
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                                                • What the fuck haha
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                                                  • Legit saw this for the first time the other day and was blown away too...
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                                                    • Life hacks
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                                                      • Looking dumb< Taking a second to remove the napkin
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                                                        • Bruh I’ve been doing this since I was 9 you ain’t special
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                                                          • Who the fuck would rather have salt on the bottom of their cup than have the napkin stick occasionally
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                                                            • Servers hate when people do that because usually they use way too much damn salt and it makes a huge mess when you go to pick it up
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                                                              • I thought I was the only one!!!
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                                                                  • Well, do you?
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                                                                    • He was probably just asking because he was drunk and didn’t even see what you did at all.
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                                                                      • My coworker showed me this
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                                                                        • I’ve known this shit for years
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                                                                          • Does he?
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                                                                            • Cuz you know how to waste resources??
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                                                                              • Theres something called a coaster you inconsiderate fuck.
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                                                                                • bro i work in a restaurant and have to clean tables, and let me tell you this shit can be fucking annoying
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                                                                                  • That took about fifteen tries until I finally read it correctly
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                                                                                    • If hey can fit a square peg in a round hole
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                                                                                      • HOLY FUCK YOU CAN DO THAT
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                                                                                        • Thought that was common knowledge
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                                                                                          • Nah I’ll just pick my drink up like literally everyone else instead of being extra
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                                                                                            • Me *dumps the whole damn Salt Shaker on napkin*
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                                                                                              • Yes, yes I do
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                                                                                                • This works with pepper too, not just salt
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                                                                                                  • Well do you?
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                                                                                                    • I don't get it
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                                                                                                      • Well do you
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                                                                                                          • Ok, but do you?
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                                                                                                            • Haha, that's some Harvard graduate level knowledge
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                                                                                                              • I do this and people always say how did you figure that out
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                                                                                                                • Old bartender thing
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                                                                                                                  • Nah that didint happen, you put salt on the napkin and looked to see if anybody noticed, and when they didn't, you fabricated your own fantasy for Twitter
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                                                                                                                    • This is fucking retarded. Now there's salt on the bottom of your drink. Just don't use a napkin you mongoloid.
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                                                                                                                      • But now you have salt on the bottom of you're drink
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                                                                                                                        • RISE UP!!! PEWDIEPIE IS LOSING!!!
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                                                                                                                          • Well do you?
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                                                                                                                            • Idk why people do these little first world intricacies like at all, your just wasting salt instead of holding down the napkin with your hand before picking it up. Ik your trying to be quirky and smart but get over yourself
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                                                                                                                              • NASA: want a job fam?
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                                                                                                                                • To be fair I like when the napkin sticks to the bottom of the glass cas then I have a mobile coaster
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                                                                                                                                  • Well do you?
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                                                                                                                                    • I'm a network engineer and one time I had to teach a Walmart "tech guy" the difference between resistive or capacitive touchscreen because he was trying to use a ds stylist on an iPhone for a customer... he offered me a job lol
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                                                                                                                                      • I just don’t even set my drink on those napkins...I’ll set it where I like and they can suck my dick
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                                                                                                                                        • I feel like I’m missing out on some sort of joke
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                                                                                                                                          • Wouldn’t the salt make more of a mess than a wet napkin?
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                                                                                                                                            • Well, do you?
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                                                                                                                                              • Yeah he asked cause you look like a huge fucking nerd putting salt on a napkin in a bar
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                                                                                                                                                • Well... do you?
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                                                                                                                                                  • It's not like it's brain science or rocket surgery, or anything like that...
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                                                                                                                                                    • and then everyone clapped
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                                                                                                                                                      • Nope, just into drinkin
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                                                                                                                                                        • Shit that works?
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                                                                                                                                                          • i remember my neighbor was shocked bc he asked me to lift a preassembled dresser to the second floor with him, and i took out the drawers bc it would help make it lighter. Mans was SHOOK
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                                                                                                                                                            • Today I done something so blandly simple that this dude some how never knew about and he thought I was intelligent
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                                                                                                                                                              • I think I learned that when I was 16
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                                                                                                                                                                • Plot twist: it's because he was wearing a nasa shirt
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Yeah it’s cool that it works but it’s really fuckin annoying to the people that gotta clean that shit up
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Well do you??
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Doesn’t everyone?
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                                                                                                                                                                        • holy shit
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                                                                                                                                                                            • It works, I've been doing that for a few years after my Mom showed me one day after she learned it from one of her friends
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • No,no, he's got a point.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Why not just put your drink on the table
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • No, No, hes got a point.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • no, he's just an alcoholic
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Wait does this work
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Why do you care if the napkin sticks tho
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Were you at BWW? Cause that place sucks.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Bitch you are too smart to work for NASA
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • But do you though
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Of corse he’s drunk lol
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            • Yo went to the same high school as this dude.
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