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    • That guy when he gets out deserves a raise...he cared enough to message his customer
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    • The one time I did doordash, my driver went the wrong way for 5 miles (I had the address right), I called support to say he was going the wrong way, and after that he called me to say he was too far from me to deliver the order and I never got my 2 chicken burritos... Fucker ate my burritos.
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    • That's door dash for ya. I worked with them for a couple months about a year back because uber wouldn't hire me for being too young. Door dash hired me in 20 minutes and told me not to tell my insurance company I was working for them
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    • As someone who DoorDashes full time customer support sucks because they outsource their call center employees to the Philippines and everyone there has a really thick accent. It’s super hard for me to understand their social ques. Good job tho. I drive a lot, but make about $150-$200 a day net.
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    • Respect. That dasher spent their one and only phone call/text to not ask a family member for bail, but to make sure their customer knows what's up. That's dedication and worth every penny of a good tip.
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    • I deliver for doordash its actually one of the most solid jobs out there. Make your own hours, sit in your car and listen to music... i make like $15-$25 an hour it’s pretty nice
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    • Ive ordered Doordash multiple times before. One time I ordered around 80$ worth of food on DD. I waited about an hour for my food to cook. Then the dasher picked up my food and 30 mins later marked it as delivered. But I never actually got it, i then contacted her and she told me she ate it.
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    • Assing you another dasher.
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    • One time the doordash guy had to go back twice to chick fil a because he brought his kids and they ate my whole fucking meal
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    • ain’t nobody “assing” anybody
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    • I GOT ARRESTED DOING UBER EATS AND THE LADY WAS BITCHING ABOUT HER 1hr SNOW STORM BURGER THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS IN MY CELL
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    • The man used his one phone call to text the customer. You don’t see service like this anymore.
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    • Wow im literally dashing now as I looked at this meme
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    • Hate it when they ass another dasher
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    • Door dash fucking sucks. They always drive around the block for half an hour with my food before dropping it off (you can watch them drive on the app) and my food is always cold 🙄🙄🙄
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    • I had a door dash driver curse me out because he didn’t want to walk the food to my door (like i requested in the order) because it was raining. Then he drove away with my food when i began to walk outside. Nice folks
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    • I used door dash while i was in the hospital for a week with my wife when she had our daughter. Better than hospital food, and cheaper
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    • This didn’t happen but it’s pretty funny
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    • Okay pal, here's the phone. You get one phone call..."uh yeah hey Tony, I'm not gonna be able to deliver your egg rolls, I apologize for the inconvenience"
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    • Cop: You have the right to remain silent! Door Dash guy: MY CUSTOMER NEEDS ME!!!
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    • As a Doordash Delivery Guy I always make sure the delivery has a sticker seal to have the customer trust me that I don't take their food. I wanna keep that 4.7 star rating :D
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    • This actually dead ass happened to me with Uber eats
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    • I ordered postmates the other day and my driver called me to tell me they crashed. My only concern was if my slushie was ok.
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    • The thing about using a food delivery service is that it works 90% of the time without problem. But that 1/10 times it doesn't work, those people take it super seriously and bitch online about it non-stop. Every comment bitching about something going wrong, there's 100 other people with no complaint
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    • That's actually nice that he/she took the time to let them know considering they had a lot bigger problems going on at that time
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    • Doordash is trash
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    • Cop:"you get one phone call" Dasher: "damn better let this dude know why he doesn't have his food yet"
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    • Doordash is so fucking bad. I had a driver steal my food and say they delivered that shit and i had to argue with their customer service for like 6 hours
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    • Stay away from the 5.99 delivery fees. Those places are more than likely to be packed and take forever. Go with the $1-2 delivery fee.. it’s cheaper and they usually get the food to you way faster.
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    • The only time I used it I paid 15 dollars for 8 chicken strips and when I got here it was only 2 with no fries or a drink
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    • My brother had a guy quit and eat his food one time
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    • It's even funnier to imagine that he sent that message prior to the actual arrest because he knew he was on strike 2/3 and was speeding to make the delivery in time 😔
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    • One hell of a first-time experience
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    • The first time I ordered DoorDash my delivery driver apparently got into a “car accident”. In the app it showed that his car was still moving. I just wanted my chipotle
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    • gonna beat the fuck out of the next person to post a advertisement for their mc server
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    • Once I had doordash and it said my driver was approaching so I waited at the front door. The driver proceeded to sideswipe my brother's car, panic, and drive off
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    • Imagine being so fucking lazy you can't drive to get FAST food.
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    • People act like using Door Dash/GrubHub/Uber Eats is a big deal. It's really not...
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    • I’m always missing something from a DoorDash order and it’s irritating. They always eat the food I swear
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    • Assing
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    • Probably fake af. But shit fucked out here so maybe not.
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    • I really hate most delivery drivers. Half of them barely speak English and can’t order food. I’m not against immigrants I’m not even really against not knowing English but when you have a job that requires you to speak read and understand at least some intermediate English you’d better fucking know
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    • I've had an entire family in a minivan show up at my house with doordash. Lady from the car was screaming at her husband in Spanish while he walked up to my room
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    • Lol one time I drunk ordered door dash and I notice the order was pending, I wasn’t able to cancel and I watched it for over an hour before I went to bed. I was woken up by a loud knock to the food I ordered but now it’s 7am
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    • The only time I've ever had a problem was with uber eats and the lady had my order and one other. She went to deliver the other order first, couldn't find the person, came to deliver mine and gave me the other persons drink for making me wait so long
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    • i used doordash and the dickhead said he “dropped the tacos off in front of my building” went to check nothing and he blocked me after. WHO WOULD EVEN LEAVE IT OUTSIDE ON THE FLOOR IN THE HOOD? like WHAT
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    • A S S I N G
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    • I ordered door dash once for jack in the box, for special instructions I clearly said in capital letters to not add ice in the soda. My order comes and there’s ice in my soda.
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    • Guy needs to take a spelling course paid by Food dash
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    • He said assing instead of assign
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    • What were you arrested for? "I got caught messing with some guys food"
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    • Assing
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    • Hilarious im dead. Im screaming.
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    • Noob
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    • assing
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    • I used to drive for doordash but then I got a job and now I order from doordash.
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    • How many issues you got if youre nervous when ordering from door dash. I have diagnosed anxiety but cmon man lol all you do is grab the shit and shut the door.
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    • I read a statistic that said something like 20% of delivery drivers eat the food they're delivering--and that's just the people admitting it
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    • Assing? What?
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    • Coming from a Dasher...yes, DoorDash does indeed suck. At times, we'll be given multiple orders going in opposite directions with no control over when each order gets dropped off. Also, if we know this inconveniences a customer, some of us will try to drop the order so you get the food faster
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    • Door dash is garbage I had surgery in the morning and couldn’t eat past a certain time so I ordered door dash, after about an hour after I talked to my runner I tried contacting them again and they canceled my order without telling me I went to bed hungry because my surgery timeframe had started
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    • Ok, doordash is legitimately one of the scummiest companies out there, the pizza restaurant I work at already charges fairly high for our pies cause their super fuckin good, and doordash is over here charging almost a 100% delivery fee, so the customer gets to pay for the food, then pay again.
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    • I just started doing DoorDash. I’m enjoying it so far. I been going out of my way to provide the best experience and service, but honestly people are not really tipping, and I don’t blame them if they’re constantly getting bad service from other dashers. DoorDash says 1 hour, I bring it to you in 15
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    • 911 what's your energency;yeah there is a driver of a car who stole a whole aisle of food; we got you on the way
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    • That’s some damn good customer service if you ask me
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    • Hey this is door dash, I’m sorry but I’ve been arrested on child pornography charges and you’ll need to call and get another driver. I probably didn’t have to mention what I was arrested for
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    • I work at fast food so I see a ton of Door Dash and Grub Hub workers. They’re the worst.Saw this one guy come in with a house arrest monitor around his ankle one time. Another time this one guy got the customers food sat down and ate it. He came back to get it again thinking I wouldn’t remember him.
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    • Guess he dashed too hard
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    • Assing
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    • doordash is the worst delivery service.
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    • How did he text back. Did he really get one free text and use it on that?
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    • If he got arrested how did he send that message 🤔
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    • Assing lol
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    • my old homie was a felon and he did postmates. he got arrested for 2 fire arms in the car w me...lol
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    • Sponsored by doordash
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    • k n o e
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    • Assing
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    • There goes his one phone call or in this case text... fake
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    • Assing
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    • A S S I N G
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    • This dude went to jail but his customer service is so good he messaged you
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    • Lol this is his one phone call
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    • "Sir, you one get one call." him: "is a tekst allowed instead?"
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    • I once ordered door dash dude forgot his card and had to go back home which took an extra 45 min then when he got to the store the computer was down lol I waited an hour got nothing and paid 16$
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    • first time my gf and I used doordash to order chipotle. not only did the guy never show up. he marked it as delivered.
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    • I cant wait till they update it so tips actually matter.
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    • He smuggled this phone in his ass to let this guy know that food aint coming.
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    • Well, he’s concerned about the guy getting his food
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    • My friend decided he doesnt like uber eats and ordered doordash. Food came an hour late
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    • Doordash is trash
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    • After working at a restaurant that offers Doordash, I can’t stand the app
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