• Just left the doctors office
up to 198 pounds. I'm gonna
eat 2 pounds of nacho slim jims
so I'll literally be 1% nacho
Just stop you moron. This is a
relationship, we make decisions
together. Need you 100%
committed to being my man.
1% nacho man
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    • “We make decisions together about your body, but more or less what i want”
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    • He should break up with her, "we make decisions together" that's only for buying expensive things, if my man wants to be 1% nacho, he can be 1% nacho and she just has to deal with it
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    • Sounds like a Karen response
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    • Idk man. Her response doesn’t sound all that awesome. I feel like she should want to date someone who is 1% nacho
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    • Well I mean since humans are made up of Sodium, Carbon, Hydrogen, and Oxygen, you could argue that humans are 100% NaCHO
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    • Everyone here getting smartphoned just because "girl bad". 69 messages. June 6th (6/9) at 4:20. Names Karen. Come on people.
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    • Since when do Karens exist below the age of 40
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    • I was expecting a Karen joke. I was confused for like 2 minutes until i realize it wasn’t about her name
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    • Her name is Karen. Dump that bitch
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    • Her response doesn’t even fit the scenario
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    • 100% fake is what it is, her name is Karen for Pete's sake, also 69 unread messages tips it off
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    • The fact that her name is Karen and you have 69 unread messages just says so much about you
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    • 69 messages nice
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    • Karen
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    • 69 messages, 6/9 and 4:20
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    • Fake.. Too many coinquidinks
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    • I hate these fake ass text memes.
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    • Haha, June 9 is 6-9-20
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    • People saying "fake", no shit the dates 6/9, the time is 4:20, he has 69 messages, and her names karen. Like no shit it's fake they weren't exactly trying to make it seem real.
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    • its fitting that her name is karen lmao
      sillyfire 26 jun
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    • 1. Karen 2. The number of unread texts is exactly 69
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    • The longer you look the better it gets
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    • Ordinary_guy_here Can we cover ourselves in nachos and melted cheese, so we can spend the whole night sticky and kind of disappointed because it was a stupid horny mistake?
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    • You all are dumb this is obviously a fake text meme that was made and posted onto the slim jim insta page
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    • This is a repost of the same thing but between a dad and son
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    • If you only cheat 3 times a year that's 99% faithful which is an A+
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    • The joke goes straight over everyone’s head, this is so obviously set up. Stfu about her response, it was probably one person on two phones trying to make a joke.
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    • Ok karen.
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    • Nice
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    • He's dating a Karen
      JoKeQr 26 jun
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    • The Karens are taking over the world, why not the weebs instead? The weebs are so much better😢
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    • Nice
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    • Look at her name
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    • SmartphOWNED!
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    • Look at the messages... Nice
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    • her name is karen. leave her. nacho life is a solo journey.
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    • Nice
      DrSt0ne 25 jun
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    • Shut the fuck up Karen
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    • I don’t care if it’s fake, it’s still funny
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    • 6/9 4:20 with 69 unread messages. Nice.
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    • Unread messages, nice.
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    • haha 69, nice.
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    • I bet he will be 3% nacho man after he loses 10 lbs shitting from this diet
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    • Karen
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    • It’s just from the annoying slim Jim Instagram page
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    • Unread texts nice, time helllllll ya XD
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    • 198?!?! Either this man better be lookin like the rock or he needs to lose 50 lbs
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    • You guys didn’t see the contact huh?
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    • 69 notifications
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    • It’s so fake and unfunny it hurts
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    • Lord Drakkon!
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    • The date is literally 6/9 at 4:20pm
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    • Ahem, Hello. Y'all seem very angered over the fact that this Karen is trying to control his body and I personally think that we should burn her and throw her into the pits of hell, your body is your body you do what you want with it
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    • 100% cheesy
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    • Karen
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    • It’s 4:20 pm and he has 69 unread messages. Not jumping to any conclusions but maybe, just maybe this is fake
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    • Incels in the comments can’t get hit witha jokkkeeee
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    • Fun fact: This came from the slim jim instagram page!
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    • smartphOWNED!
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    • Nice glad you could steal a text karen
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    • Better watch out she will ask for your mother.
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    • Nice
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    • “1o0% coMmItTed tO beINg mY MaN” bitch probably just leeches
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    • Nice
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    • And when it comes to abortions the man has no say
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    • But 69 other messages? Nice
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    • Bitch marry him. Marry nacho man, Karen
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    • Y'all serious?
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    • 4:20 PM
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    • 69 notifications. Nice
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    • Nice
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    • I’m required to say nice
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    • She sounds like a bitch
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    • She’s not worthy
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    • Ok that was pretty funny
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    • God these retarded slim Jim memes are so unfunny.
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    • He's trying to say that nacho slim jims are 100% nacho tho and nobody is getting that
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    • 69, nice
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    • That's what he gets for dating a karen
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    • Nacho Man Randy Savage
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    • Guys the slim Jim Instagram page is a fucking fever dream
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    • Of course her name is Karen
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    • His girlfriends name is Karen.. doesn't surprise me
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    • Communism detected
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