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    • I like chocolate milk
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    • I have worked at two places where I controlled the cost of chocolate milk in the vending machines because of how much I bought. At both places, they tried raising the price by a nickel and I stopped buying. The price went back down every time.
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    • My mom is an alcoholic
      Tazmazy 9 apr
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    • Ey yo who remembers “choccy milk”?
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    • Oh I’m dumb. I thought he was persuading people to buy it lol.
      mememiner 11 apr
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    • That man can probably get hit by a fucking tank round and not break a bone
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    • Is your brother imaginary and named Cheese?
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    • They probably hear him Walking towards the store and start fucking panicking like "OH FUCK FUCK FUCK BRANDOOOOOON HELP ME CARRY THIS FUCKING CHOCALATE MIIIILK, CODE FUCKING BROOOOWN"
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    • “Bad news: my kid is going to college” *sad supermarket noise* “good news: it’s next to you guys” *happy supermarket noise*
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    • Have you ever scratched your balls so much they start feeling raw?
      Kecleon 9 apr
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    • doubt all yall want but i worked a gas station and my boss would buy products based on verbal request from customers. if its a small town theres a definite possibility that one person is holding up chocolate milk sales, ive seen it happen
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    • Imagine living in such a small boring ass town that this is possible.
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    • Kozue 10 apr
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    • If any of you bring up that old meme about chocolate milk, I will find you and I will kill you
      Blegmand 10 apr
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    • I bet its a bitch to reload all those rubber bands
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    • I’m lactose intolerant but I’ll still drink milk and eat cheese.. sometimes it’s just worth it.
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    • Lady he’s putting my kids through college
      Rockeyc 9 apr
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    • Promise Land Chocolate milk. Buy it, you won’t be disappointed
      NsPb09er 12 apr
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    • You drink that much chocolate milk youre probably not going to college lol
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    • To all of you saying that this wouldn’t happen, I work in a grocery store and we stock more of certain items for some people because they buy so much of it. Like for our store this guy comes in every week and buys a case of yogurt every time he comes
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    • We had a local gas station we would stop by before games and practices in hs and our miracle potion to get rid of our injuries were energy drinks with ibuprofen. So the gas station ended up being first with any new drinks. Was pretty cool. Indian dude ofc.
      Phocker 9 apr
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    • I'm good friend who drinks about a gallon of milk everyday I maintained that if I were to strike him with a baseball bat he would probably shatter the wood before his bones even cracked
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    • I can only dream of being thos powerful
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    • zogr 9 apr
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    • Tbh I'm the reason why we order so many pairs of headphones and why we sell so many double shot expressos. I took a vacation, and the sales dropped substantially
      LotusZen 12 apr
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    • I’m in this photo and I don’t mind it because chocolate milk is the shit
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    • McDonalds Chocolate Milk hits different than any other chocolate milk I stg
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    • Small towns in the midwest
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    • Just learned your whole family spoiled as fuck ain't even buying Hershey syrup and making it yourself
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    • Bro not only would the grocerie store special order shit for you. They would also let you run a tab. Town of 2000 people in ohio. Small town America is different than even a city of 10k people.
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    • No human should have this much power
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    • Milk make stronk bones
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    • Choccy milk
      Merasmus 9 apr
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    • probably a smaller town then.
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    • stnick6 9 apr
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    • Milk isn’t that expensive, I could definitely see this being true
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    • Just learned from my mom that your statement is false
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    • I've been the entire sales for a certain candy for months, and the store literally calls me to negotiate what I'm willing to pay per case. It makes me feel lame and powerful at the same time.
      BHow42 13 apr
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    • At first I thought that your brother was advertising the chocolate milk making others buy it.
      dndxvjid 11 apr
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    • One time I let my 6’2” 220 pound 2 years older brother punch me in the face as hard as he could cause my friend said he’d buy me chocolate milk if I did
      SkollHati 10 apr
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    • This boi must be DENSE with the bones
      spacchalk 10 apr
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    • My moms the same way with mcdonalds sweet tea and we cant even buy it at my towns mcdonalds we have to go a town over if so she ever stops they arent going to know wtf happened that they have way to many extra gallons
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    • SprinkIe 10 apr
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    • Oh my god
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    • How much do you have to buy in order to have that much of an impact?..
      akmahem 10 apr
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    • Chocolate milk > coffee
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    • That is damn good market analysis on their part. If it’s true (always gotta add that these days).
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    • What a unit
      PODEPOM 9 apr
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    • Ooh he might be me (just look at my name)
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    • Well who doesn’t love chocolate milk
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    • My brother drinks so much milk we buy 3 gallons of it each week just because he drinks it instead of water
      EddxBoi 9 apr
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    • Chocolate milk sells itself wtf is that guy doing
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    • I wouldve been that kid but lactose intolerant is holding me back.
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    • Small town niggas be like
      MiItank 9 apr
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    • It the same with my brother but instead of chocolate milk it heroin and a guy named Mick who lives in a truck instead of the supermarket.
      brody12 9 apr
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    • Choccy milk
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    • I consume chocy milk on the daily
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    • Chocolate raiiin
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    • I used to worry that I was the only chocolate milk glutton. Glad hear there are others out there too.
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    • I love choclate milk as much as the brother
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    • Drink water pussy.
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    • Does chocolate milk really need a spokesperson though? I thought it was doing pretty well on its own.
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    • I am the single reason our general store still has iced tea in stock. I fucking LOVE iced tea.
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    • They BEST give that man a bunch of chocolate milk
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    • Kid has his priorities in check.
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    • Eggburt 9 apr
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    • Must be a small town
      zerep 9 apr
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    • I fucking love milk. I go through prob at least 3 gal a week, and I drank a half gal in like 4hrs just sitting at work bored one day
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    • Gidgetz 9 apr
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    • A grocery store doesn’t do that, they’re talking about a corner store
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    • God damn now I want some chocolate milk..
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    • I once bought and ate so many cookies at the $1store routinely, that they literally just placed a whole FK'n pallet onto the middle of the isle. I was so happy because I thought that there were so many people eating and enjoying them just as much as me. Cookies went stale.I realizedionly ate them
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    • Damn, now I needs some chocolate milk
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    • How... how could he do that?
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    • In this world, it’s milk, or be milked
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    • It’s hard to see other people living out your dreams
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    • i buy so many fuckin honey buns at work that they started puttin some aside just for me
      ATexanGuy 14 apr
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    • Trumoo is that real shit
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    • Chocolate milk come from brown cows.
      001010101 11 apr
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    • Diabeetus.
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    • Choccy milk
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    • He's going to have calcium related kidney stones.
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    • (x) doubt
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    • If you don’t require a supermarket to specifically change their ordering habits, what are you even doing with your life?
      Rheabyn 10 apr
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