JUST IN:
Multiple actresses accuse Keanu Reeves of extremely appropriate behavior.
JUST IN: Multiple actresses accuse Keanu Reeves of extremely appropriate behavior.
*In a Parallel Universe
I ied
Send testacles plz
NYPD NYPD
15 apr
*In a Parallel Universe I ied Send testacles plz
When you realize he lied about just the tip and he rips into your ass like a $30 taco bell order
kingofsamoa kingofsamoa
5 apr
When you realize he lied about just the tip and he rips into your ass like a $30 taco bell order
Me: I named my cat after Fortnite
Friend: You named him "fortnite"?
Me: No....
4 His name is Garbage.
TheFinestTrashYT TheFinestTrashYT
29 oct 2020
Me: I named my cat after Fortnite Friend: You named him "fortnite"? Me: No.... 4 His name is Garbage.
When you have to save your wife from a certain death, but your trilogy doesn't have force healing
AX
I'm limited by the technology of my time.
SlimFresh69 SlimFresh69
15 mar
When you have to save your wife from a certain death, but your trilogy doesn't have force healing AX I'm limited by the technology of my time.
GoodestGoldens GoodestGoldens
23 sep 2020
© Based on: DOG
he's so URGENT POV: Youre the frozen peanut butter jar my dog takes to a safe spot to lick away from hooman
when you're alone doing a task in electrical and a crew member comes up and stands beside you
fsoftly]
n't.
SCP_2521 SCP_2521
4 oct 2020
when you're alone doing a task in electrical and a crew member comes up and stands beside you fsoftly] n't.
Much like the chameleon, huskies are able to blend into their environment until it seems as if they are invisible.
Darkcloud197 Darkcloud197
21 sep 2020
Much like the chameleon, huskies are able to blend into their environment until it seems as if they are invisible.
If rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo boo, then drinking alcohol fixes inside boo boo
Chris no
"Sometimes my genius it's almost frightening"
iMarsy iMarsy
14 sep 2020
If rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo boo, then drinking alcohol fixes inside boo boo Chris no "Sometimes my genius it's almost frightening"
Florida man arrested for reportedly tossing gator into
Wendy's
I thought that was an acceptable form of payment in Florida.
GReen0ne GReen0ne
2 mar
Florida man arrested for reportedly tossing gator into Wendy's I thought that was an acceptable form of payment in Florida.
Don't do that.
Don't give me hope.
TheAdvocatusDiaboli TheAdvocatusDiaboli
30 oct 2020
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
When re getting a package and
When you' don't want the cat to escape out the door
Tabby Tabby
20 sep 2020
When re getting a package and When you' don't want the cat to escape out the door
When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for $500
ff
Wolflover64 Wolflover64
16 jun
When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for $500 ff
DID YOU JUST POO?
THINK YOU JUST POG POOD
VikoThePirate VikoThePirate
23 mar
DID YOU JUST POO? THINK YOU JUST POG POOD
Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she was caught moaning in lunch room while
Chimpanzee sucked on her toe
BIG BELLY
@daaaaaaamnD
I knew it was gone be crazy when I read
Florida
getmesome getmesome
2 nov 2020
Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she was caught moaning in lunch room while Chimpanzee sucked on her toe BIG BELLY @daaaaaaamnD I knew it was gone be crazy when I read Florida
CNN @
@CNN
Rats can be taught to play hide and seek and they squeal with joy when they win, scientists have found.
Rats love to play hide and seek, scientists find
stellarmemesupplier stellarmemesupplier
24 sep 2020
CNN @ @CNN Rats can be taught to play hide and seek and they squeal with joy when they win, scientists have found. Rats love to play hide and seek, scientists find
Am cute enough?
yes -
Tsarbucks Tsarbucks
26 sep 2020
Am cute enough? yes -
WHO CARES?
IT'S NOT A WARCRIME IF WE WIN
PickyColt PickyColt
27 sep 2020
WHO CARES? IT'S NOT A WARCRIME IF WE WIN
L@> Bird
@BirdExecutive
Is your milkshake really worth it?
POOOOPOOOOPIG POOOOPOOOOPIG
24 sep 2020
L@> Bird @BirdExecutive Is your milkshake really worth it?
Bye Forrest, I'll be back when you're a shrimp billionaire and I'm a single mom with aids
Maybelater Maybelater
22 jun
Bye Forrest, I'll be back when you're a shrimp billionaire and I'm a single mom with aids