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    • I’m sorry I must win my bet
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    • Brazzers 20 aug
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    • i feel bad for retail workers havin to constantly listen to that "BABY, WHY DONT YOU JUST MEET ME IN THE MIDDLE" shit
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    • SONlC 20 aug
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    • I work retail, there are so many stupid fucking people that do shit like this. Just stay home if you’re gonna be such a dumbass.
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    • The people who doubt this have clearly never worked in retail cause I've personally witnessed a lot stupider shit than this.
      Kleitos 20 aug
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    • I walked into gamestop with a friend and he said YO YALL noonS SELL GAMES? and the employee was like "yeah sometimes."
      IanMurr 20 aug
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    • Ive heard an *oh fuck* followed by a crash. I walked away
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    • *Gets on the intercom* DUMBASS ON AISLE 23!!! WE HAVE A DUMBASS ON AISLE 23!!!!
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    • I will never not laugh at this. I work in retail and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard shit like this.
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    • That’s when you just walk away and act like you didn’t hear anything
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    • Amen. Retail is the butthole of the business world
      Cjbucky 20 aug
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    • I'll take "who just saw Uncle Buck" for $400 Alex
      Addbass 20 aug
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    • WomanCon 20 aug
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    • Some customers are so fucking stupid. I had a guy come to me asking for pig feet. I took him to where they are. noon straight up goes “no I’m looking for pig feet. These are pork feet.” I was so fucking done
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    • WAIT WAIT WAIT, i lowkey think that was me, I literally was with my older brother and he was saying how it was a special glass that doesn't shatter, then it followed up with shattering on the floor and I kept fucking laughing my ass off. Im not saying it was me but it seems likely.
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    • As someone who just quit their retail job, I can confirm that customers are this fucking stupid and assholish. $20 says that the customer that broke the glass just left it there, and told no one.
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    • “You break it you bought it.” Should actually be, “you break it, you gotta clean it up and buy it.”
      animals13 20 aug
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    • It won’t break, it is unbreakable you can not... it broke ..!.!
      Hellpmee 21 aug
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    • I heard a mother in the next isle tell her kid not to get out of the cart followed by a meaty slap and a scream from the child. And the mom saying i told you so and then getting angry at everyone when they werent helping get her kid off the floor
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    • Working in food is worse
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    • I work in a gas station and have to regularly clean shit and piss off the walls retail sucks
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    • It like when I used to work at Best Buy and people would ask me where the electronics are, no I’m not kidding
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    • PorkSword 20 aug
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    • People are idiots. They break as easily as other plates, they just don't shatter into a million deadly slivers. My source is 3 years at a Kitchen Store.
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    • “Hey is that the door that automatically stop when it senses a dick in it?”
      Francwha 20 aug
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    • It’s tempered glass and it does shatter when dropped on a corner
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    • Clean up on isle 7
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    • And_ 20 aug
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    • I was walking by a table in the restaurant I work when someone wisely said “you can still fuck while pregnant”
      Lady_Ren 20 aug
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    • BY THE SPIRIT OF THE POPE I CLEANSE THEE BELOW ME
      _Zeb 20 aug
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    • Fuck retail, some people really don’t have common sense
      wells54 20 aug
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    • Don’t they have to pay for it?
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    • What the fuck kinda glass doesn’t shatter??!!
      nwiggles 20 aug
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    • You break it you buy it
      CRS6132 20 aug
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    • PorkSword 21 aug
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    • you cannot assume something you didnt see. trust me i know karate
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    • Yeah agreed, retail is crap, so glad classic WoW is coming out next week 🤗
      baronbad 20 aug
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    • Bitch what kinda glass is that?
      mememiner 20 aug
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    • *STUPID 100*
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    • You break it, you buy it. Sounds like a sale all you gotta do is sweep it up.
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    • Shut up NPC
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    • I worked black friday at my store and a guy came in, pointed at the switches and asked, "where are these?" I was literally at a loss for what to say.
      pinkb1tch 20 aug
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    • Retail and food service is always on some shit
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    • "Someone broke this just letting you know"
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    • At the store where I work someone made a nest of clothes in the dressing room and shit in the middle of it... retail sucks
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    • We have a retard and cleanup on iasle six
      leori 20 aug
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    • Shatter proof glass is basically plastic
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    • FastHorse 20 aug
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    • I had a customer and his 15 year old son accidentally broke something. I watched this shit head berate him for a bit, then he came up to me and asked me how much his son owed for it. I just told the kid, don't worry about it shit happens
      Imokannie 20 aug
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    • Just because something a shatterproof doesn’t mean it’s unbreakable
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    • There should be a new policy where if a customer breaks something they have to clean it. You fuck up, you fix it yourself
      club27 20 aug
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    • This was definitely at Walmart
      BenFult99 20 aug
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    • People are morons
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    • Anyone else’s dad work at NASA?
      dlawman 20 aug
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    • Retail sucks. Customers really think an empty cart gets priority over a pallet with a ton of merchandise on it
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    • Why... why is porn tc
      m3m35l0l 20 aug
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    • usually dont believe these Twitter stories, but when i was kid i told this to my little bro and tried it at a walmart...
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    • I get a massive erection while going on mass murder sprees in GTAV
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    • Two alice bots in a row, very cool, kanye!
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    • As a retail worker I can confirm that shit like this legit happens
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    • Everyday, a new dumbass is born
      Haberak a month
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    • I think that’s the special customer that confuses plastic with special glass that doesn’t shatter
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    • I doubt you heard them if they were 2 aisles over
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    • I started working a new job, and this one woman asked me “hey do you have any more of these 3D pictures in store?” I said no, she got one of the last ones. “You guys had a ton last month! Where did they all go?” I don’t know Karen maybe you should’ve bought it last month.
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    • I get idiots trying to climb the shelves and then acting surprised when something falls and breaks. worst case of this happened when a guy was climbing our soda aisle. he knock over a 10ft long shelf, made a mess, and left.
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    • worked at target, i was the guy who cleaned that up
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    • It’s called “plastic”
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    • Just because its shatter resistant doesn't mean it wont explode when dropped on concrete
      BigCactus 20 aug
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    • What kind of glass doesn't break when you drop it
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    • So.... someone on tumblr just watched uncle Buck for the first time.
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    • So you clean it up and that's like, all that happens. Them being idiots has zero effect on your paycheck or your day and you make an identical amount of money regardless of how dhitty your customers are.
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    • How do you hear someone from two aisles over? Are they just really small aisles in a very quiet store, or is this entirely made up for likes? (It’s Probably made up)
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    • Those are either small aisles, or you got some good ass ears.
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    • How do you hear someone from 2 aisles away
      Icyyyy 20 aug
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    • They break it they buy it
      Mrs_Rader 20 aug
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    • That’s hilarious. You’re a downer
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    • What the fuck happened here
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    • Still remember when a couple accidentally knocked over a shelf of shotglasses. Immediately walked a bit off to the side and left their stroller with child there. When I walked off to get the broom they went back for their kid. We don't make them pay for it either damn why ditch the kid
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    • I work at Walmart and it’s a good place to work
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    • I worked at Cookout and that happened there. We’ve never had vases. Someone brought it from home just to shatter it on our floor while eating lunch.
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    • I work as a janitor and had to clean shit up off the floor once. It wasn't even in a fucking stall. How does someone shit on the floor? They must've been running naked through the bathroom and thought, "oh well, close enough".
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    • My dad flicked a light blub on a string of lights to see if it was plastic ,shit made a loud pop when it exploded and like 3 people showed up to investigate
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    • one of the reasons i refuse to work in retail. but im not sure if food service is any better sometimes
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    • I just broke glass that was supposed to be shatterproof at the store today. I feel attacked. It wasn't on purpose tho
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    • MF did I ask you to choose my blood to suck on?
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    • Still better than working in a restaurant
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    • This is why we can't have nice things
      lekayl7 20 aug
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    • Hey guys, I just dyed my hair and I was wondering if it looked better before or after. Would anyone be willing to let me send them pictures for an honest opinion. I asked some friends but I feel like they might be just saying it looks good to be nice.
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    • Hey I highly doubt that
      Elon 20 aug
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    • I’m the manager of a family dollar and I fucking feel you. I hate all my employees and my dumbass customers.
      pawg 20 aug
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    • Dumbass
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    • Hey it bends...Snap
      rocketone 20 aug
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