• {{ formattedCount }}  {{ count > 1 ? 'comments' : 'comment' }}

    • 10K Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This looks like some dweeb clearly not getting the hints
      6.5K Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Wtf? I tried this joke when my gfs dog died and she broke up with me???
      17 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • NEVER eat something you FOUND dead, EVER
      12 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • content not available more
      9 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Absolute opposite of funny
      9 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 8 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Hey iFunny so I'm a dude and I have a crush on this worker at my job. Been plotting on her for like 4 weeks (cuz I'm super shy and overthink) and SHE FUCKING ASKED ME OUT WWWWOOOOQAAHHHHHHH IM SO HYPED YYYREAAAHHHHHH
      8 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This guy seems like a douche
      8 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • i wouldn’t want to eat a chicken if it was my pet. you get emotionally attached to them.
      8 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This weak ass shit makes me wanna die
      7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • content not available more
      7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I mean it was her pet not her livestock. I dont see yall eating your dogs.
      7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • People like this are soooo fucking annoying. If the animal was raised as a pet, it's disrespectful and rude. Would be pretty fucked up if they said this same shit about a dog.
      7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I mean yes chickens are good, but seriously you can get attached to any animal after caring for it like a pet, so that’s still a pretty asshole thing to say
      7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Why’d I read this in Dwight’s voice?
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This is the type of comedy you find on this dog shit app
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • As soon as an animal becomes your pet, it feels shitty for someone to do this. He'd be an asshole if it was a dog.
      7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You dont eat a chicken that has died of natural causes ever. You would end up sick so be careful
      Sakmah 6 aug
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I mean that's kind of fucked if it was actually a pet
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I thought it was a bad idea to eat a chicken that just died of like natural causes.
      HummerH3 5 aug
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Well I mean, they probably had egg laying chickens instead of meat birds; there’s a big difference when it comes to poultry with chickens
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That's fucked up though if that was their pet
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • both of these people are rarted
      Roqubot 4 aug
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • At the end of the day chickens are ment to be eaten but this guy is being a dick
      Dwma42 4 aug
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I wouldn’t trust a chicken that died naturally. Might get sick
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You dont eat meat that has died of natural causes. Shit's nasty
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You also shouldn't cook dead animals cuz you don't know how long they've been dead for lmao
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I wonder if it was choked to death
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • SmartPHOWNED
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I have the shits and i have to get up for work in 4.5 hours. Fuck going in
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Kotsub0 5 aug
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Dude shut the fuck up. It may be odd but that chicken was like a family member to him or her
      IMBNZ 5 aug
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • smartph0ned
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • lightnut 5 aug
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I eat chickens I don't know, not ones I've named. Sarah, Mary, and Winifred are for eggs and petting only!
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If I had hens/roosters I really cared about, I wouldn’t eat them (an animal you find already dead probably isn’t safe anyway). But don’t think for a moment that I’m not still going to eat wings and fried chicken
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • What a right. Someone's pet died and he mocked them
      Maple_ 4 aug
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It depends on how the chicken died. Don’t want to eat sick chicken 🤢🤮
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Korzemba 4 aug
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You don't cook a chicken that died of unknown causes, too much disease potential
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Big Dwight Energy
      VoidZX_ 10 aug
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Never eat an animal of you dont knownhow it died
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • bro a chicken really attacked my brother when he was a kid and he needed stitches what are you doing with such a beast
      sambae_ 8 aug
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Pretty irritating that the guy had to be a smartass instead consoling. Even if it doesn't mean anything to you, it obviously means something to them.
      gibgab 7 aug
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If you laughed at this. BRUH
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Same thing would happen if your dog died in an Asian country
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • i lived on a farm and we had a pet chicken, my step-mom cried and i did too. it was fucking delicious tho ngl.
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHICK-FIL-A
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • "im such a nice guy why don't girls like me"
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Tbh I wouldn’t eat a chicken if I came home to it dead cause I wouldn’t know how long it’s been sitting there
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • you don’t eat an animal that died of unknown causes anyways. or if it died in some kind of accident, you’d want to drain it of blood and process the meat, otherwise you do NOT EAT IT.
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Dude if it died on its own it might not be safe to eat
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • content not available more
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Nah this ain’t funny like you wouldn’t say that shit bout a dog or cat unless you’re a degenerate garage ass sob
      Nezumie 5 aug
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • What an ass
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This is a stupid joke. That guy thinks he's funny and clever texting that garbage
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This is small dick energy
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • GYRTH 5 aug
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Did someone actually laugh at this?
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Imagine telling someone to eat their dog that just died
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If you say “a dead chicken” instead of “my chicken dead” what were you expecting?
      Clark_ 5 aug
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You probably can't even eat that chicken safely if she walked in on it dead.
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I hate animals but this dudes a fucking loser
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If you don’t know how an animal died, you don’t eat it.
      FR3AKISH 5 aug
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Shouldn’t eat an animal that didn’t by someones hands. Could carry diseases from whatever it died from or could have been dead long enough to start developing some
      etk1115 5 aug
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • if you believe things exist for humans exclusively, you are using religion to back up your narcissism.
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Lowkey this dudes an asshole
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I had pet chickens that died to racnoons and I cried, everyone pretends it doesnt matter and chickens r food until it's their dog
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Dude if it was his pet why the fuck would he say a chicken and not like idk whatever its name was probs jimmy
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Ass
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Douchebag
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • this is the same guy who complains about being a virgin at the age of 30
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • SmartphOWNED 😂😂😉😅😎🤗🤓
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Yeah don’t eat any animal that died of natural causes retard
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You’re cute, but unfortunately you’re made of meat - Sokka
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • weTod 8 aug
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • this is stupid
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • What an ass 😞 when my pet chickens died I was heartbroken and people acted the same way
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • i hate people like this. its someone fucking pet have some sympathy
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • How long though? I’m taking notes
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Seems wrong but so delicious
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Generally you shouldnt eat an animal if it died for unknown reasons. Just cause it could be parasites or something
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I agree that chickens should be eaten as they are delicious, but don't eat a chicken that died for no apparent reason, it probably died of a disease
      Mimi_88 5 aug
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Can ppl just eat something that they got emotionally attached too?
      ongawd 5 aug
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Slap that bitch at 3275 mph
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • The entire reason domestication was created
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • SmartphOWNED
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This guy knows humans made recipes right?
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Imagine if this was a dog that died and someone was saying to cook it
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Nice my favorite thing to do is laugh when my friends dog dies then offer to cook it up
      Guthrum 5 aug
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • In all defense they used a laughing emoji
      dukamaki 5 aug
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You could say it’s your pet chicken at the beginning?
      Sarah253 5 aug
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show

iFunny plug-in will teach your phone to smile

get on the iFunny app to roast them

All content related issues will be solved right here.
After all necessary information is provided, of course:

Complete the form below to notify iFunny of a claim relating to your intellectual property rights and content or some technical inconvenience with the service.
(Positive and productive feedback is appreciated as well).

Your details

Your relationships to the rights holder

Type of claim

Select
Copyright Trademark Nazi-related Offensive Technical difficulties Other
Describe the issue in detail. Please be specific.
Feeling poetic today? Feel free to provide more information
By clicking on "Submit" below, you are certifying the following statements:
  • I state that I have a good faith belief that use of the work(s) in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law.
  • I state that the information in this notification is accurate and, under penalty of perjury, that I am the owner of the exclusive right that is allegedly infringed, or an authorized agent for the owner.
  • I give my permission to pass my contact information to the alleged infringing party.