• Just been to Starbucks with Josh and I was in a mood so I said I didn't want anything and he actually didn't get me anything haha,
anyone want a useless boyfriend?
pm 18 Dec 2018
THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE
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    • When my wife gets like that, I KNOW she still wants me to get her something, but I never do because I don't reward childish behavior. She has yet to catch on that I do it on purpose
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    • A young black Jew was walking down the street when he came across a bike store with a beautiful red bike in the window. He stared at it thoughtfully for a few minutes before heading back home to talk to his dad. He asked his dad, "Dad, am I more black or more Jewish?" (1/2)
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    • Black people when they realize they have just as many rights as anyone else
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    • if your so racist then whats your opinion on me, a mexican
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    • When the first black person was born, god said “oops I burnt one”
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    • This is why yall literally get called bitches..... me and the wife go get tacos. I say what you want get anything. "One quesabirria taco" ok baby. I order my shit. We sit down to eat, she fucking heard the order. "You only got me one". I get up order her another 5. She says "5 so I can stfu"
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    • I guess I gotta retype my joke since it was deleted. Whats the worst thing about being a black Jew?
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