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What do yo, fncan they don*t make to tho groupd? Where do they go?
Jumping out cootes-1s-" _.ngerous. You know, they: scople even make ot What do yo, fncan they don*t make to tho groupd? Where do they go?
When you tell a girl at the nudist beach that you really like her
SiccerThanYaAverage SiccerThanYaAverage
8 jan 2021
When you tell a girl at the nudist beach that you really like her
My mom didnt raise a quitter, she raises someone afraid of failure so much they dont even start something
is that like a personal attack or something I
Dawson Dawson
17 nov 2020
My mom didnt raise a quitter, she raises someone afraid of failure so much they dont even start something is that like a personal attack or something I
Fuck this ankle bracelet. If my parole officer is
watching, fuck you too.
Scotty Kilmer 217K views 3 months ago
studerish studerish
22 jun
Fuck this ankle bracelet. If my parole officer is watching, fuck you too. Scotty Kilmer 217K views 3 months ago
Karen Kilgariff
who made this I love you
people who eat potato salad
Tabby Tabby
8 oct 2020
Karen Kilgariff who made this I love you people who eat potato salad
If a cat and a dog got married this is what it would look like...
Someone will die.
comedywizard comedywizard
22 sep 2020
If a cat and a dog got married this is what it would look like... Someone will die.
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do
want water?
Gilberto Gilberto
5 mar
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do want water?
IN CASE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY HERIAN MUNSTER WAS AlWAYS SMILING...
wrangler_DTOM wrangler_DTOM
3 dec 2020
IN CASE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY HERIAN MUNSTER WAS AlWAYS SMILING...
When you broke AF and find out they put dollars in the eggs.
@comfysweaters
When you broke AF and find out they put dollars in the eggs. @comfysweaters
Vie: *Pulls out a energy sword'
Enemy:
re gonna Split imeyopen)
Netashi Netashi
26 mar
Vie: *Pulls out a energy sword' Enemy: re gonna Split imeyopen)
When yo you meat in and the middle someone of beating yo meat and someone opens the
door.
RamiroGarcia0 RamiroGarcia0
24 sep 2020
When yo you meat in and the middle someone of beating yo meat and someone opens the door.
MAY HOLD YOU? -ONLY IF YOU'RE PATIENT
\ ENOUGH.
wawd
@wawawiwacomics wiwa
johnb520 johnb520
24 sep 2020
MAY HOLD YOU? -ONLY IF YOU'RE PATIENT \ ENOUGH. wawd @wawawiwacomics wiwa
How others do Cowgirl
grandmasbootycheeks3 grandmasbootycheeks3
19 dec 2020
How others do Cowgirl
Your Family: It's just a cough
The doctor: It's just a cough
Google:
Pixey Pixey
22 jun
Your Family: It's just a cough The doctor: It's just a cough Google:
No
I've never been in love but imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your Waiter arriving with your food.
utter_siegedaddy utter_siegedaddy
11 jun
No I've never been in love but imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your Waiter arriving with your food.
When my ex says he has a feeling that we can make it work again
sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think "mmm better not"
DopeGame DopeGame
21 jun
When my ex says he has a feeling that we can make it work again sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think "mmm better not"
Jonah inside the whale after being swallowed
KOB1T3H KOB1T3H
7 may
Jonah inside the whale after being swallowed
Me: I'm gunna creampie you later
Her: But I'm on my period..
Me: Raspberry pie it is
CollinGranahan01 CollinGranahan01
25 feb
Me: I'm gunna creampie you later Her: But I'm on my period.. Me: Raspberry pie it is
Me: "hello sir, 'm your nurse"
My dementia patient:
is
@codebluememes
Yo
FUCKING WANT ONE?
IWannaKanoonMyselfB IWannaKanoonMyselfB
16 sep 2020
Me: "hello sir, 'm your nurse" My dementia patient: is @codebluememes Yo FUCKING WANT ONE?
YodaButtPlug YodaButtPlug
27 sep 2020
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Indiana Jones not knowing why he's in the Mos Eisley Cantina in