judgmental farmer: why the
heck did ya name yer dang
horse Mayo, son?
my horse Mayo: ‘neighs'
What the fuck?
well pardner, I named my horse Mayo
because horses are inclined to neigh,
and “Mayo neighs" sounds like
“mayonnaise“ which is my favorite
condiment. this kind of complex
humor is hard work but so is farmin’,
and I get a good chuckle out of it.
that’s just the kinda farmer I am