• Instead of expecting your wife to
make you dinner every night like it's
1950, man up and develop a
cocaine habit so you don't need to
eat.
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    • Is that a bot putting bible versus in the comments or a real person? I can never tell.
      Cumreo 3 jul
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    • I'd rather have my wife cook dinner every night and I treat her like a mf queen for it. Otherwise I'd be eating microwaved hot dogs
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    • You had me in the first half, not gonna lie
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    • Y'all know how fuckin easy it is to make food. Cooking is 75% of the time "throw all of this shit into a bowl, mix/marinate, slap that shit in the oven at 375 for an hour"
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    • Footage 3 jul
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    • I wish I could afford a cocaine habit tbh
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    • But seriously you guys really should know how to cook. I’m so sick of cooking for y’all why don’t you just make the damn crystal meth yourself
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    • If you’re over the age of 16 and can’t cook from scratch 3 dishes then you’re weak sauce and should live alone in the desert
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    • idc what you guys say, i haven't had coke in like a month, but coke is pretty fucking lit
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    • I’m cooking dinner because I’m working from home and my girlfriend is commuting
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    • Then it'll be like 1980
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    • Yeah women dont need to cook any clean anymore, thats sexist. But all the stuff expected of males like sacrifice, paying bills, and providing protection is still on and it's completely not sexist.
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    • I'm on Adderall, I don't need cocaine.
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    • What if your wife was your coke dealer?
      mrwat22 3 jul
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    • Why not both.
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    • Stop smoking weed do coke like an adult -almost every coke head I meet
      BMW528 3 jul
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    • But what you don't realise is that coke is really expensive
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    • This is literally something you should do if you want to lose weight or stay awake for like 3 days straight
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    • I like cocaine. It makes me feel like super man and it tastes like soap
      bwady 3 jul
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    • If you’re a stay at home parent, doesn’t matter male or female. You should probably be the one to make dinner
      Aphanic 3 jul
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    • What about after you sober up, you gotta eat
      kanep0e 3 jul
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    • way ahead of you
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    • Cooking isn't hard. Just take some time. Just do it yourself
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    • Finally some good advice on this app
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    • Black tar herione
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    • Nah just go thru drive thru every night before you get home
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    • If she isn’t working then she’s a housewife, that’s how that works.
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    • What of I'm already doing meth?
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    • how do you make cocaine at home
      Furret 6 jul
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    • Too expensive
      xTank_ 3 jul
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    • I can eat off coke just not anything solid or liquid or in between
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    • ok personally i would love to be a housewife. just fucking cook and clean all day and then get rawed by my husband when he gets home from work. that sounds like a fucking dream.
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    • Like the 1980s
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    • you do eat tho
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    • The first part of the joke deceived you
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    • I'm gonna be honest If I didn't know how to cook myself I'd be screwed my wife is getting better but we are going on a 6th year of marriage
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    • I would but my wife won't let me.
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    • Nah who ever made this post isn’t a coke dealer
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    • I would love to cook every night I literally look up tons of recipes I can’t use because we’re long distance
      Normaler 3 jul
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    • 1 step ahead
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    • He’s got a point
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    • Call me old fashion but I love a woman that can cook, idc, I’ll do all the dishes or help with prep.
      Nfruits 3 jul
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    • ...i can cook for myself thank you very much. Fucking ignorant of you to suggest I need some bitch to cook for me
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    • They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
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    • Nope I expect my wife to be able to cook
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    • I just looked at this meme when I said “You should make Spaghetti.” To my girlfriend. She’s currently making it.
      goneout 6 jul
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    • Why do they even post "memes" like this if any comments as it relates to the subject get taken down?
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    • Methamphetamine
      mellow6 6 jul
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    • Instead im a really shitty cook so ill sit on the floor until you make me food
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    • Remember when Bowie lived off of hot peppers, cocaine, and whole milk for like two years for no reason?
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    • Ah just like the 50s
      Dolemite 6 jul
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    • If a man doesn’t do more than his wife then he’s the wife of the relationship.
      fervle 6 jul
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    • If I didn’t have to work I’d love to be a stay at home wife or work part time just for spending money. Keep up the house. Make good I love cooking anyway.
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    • You’d be surprised how many women would love to be a stay at home wife. Unfortunately other women pressure and shame them into careers, and things are so expensive now women almost have to work.
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    • They had us in the first half not gon lie
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    • Y'all better be cooking yourselves some nice homemade food at least every once in a while. Don't make me come over there and make you some roast chicken and some asparagus 😠
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    • I will stop expecting her to cook dinner for me every day when she starts paying for the house, water, and electricity around this mother f@$&er... JK I’m single
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    • If shes gonna stay home and not work like its 1950 i want to come home to a good meal and clean house like its 1950
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    • Rack me a line I pull that shit straight up my asshole
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    • Ok I get their point but women are instinctually inclined to be the caretaker of the household while men are the providers. Cooking falls into the care taking category
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    • If you’re an adult, you should know how to cook.
      fugs 5 jul
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    • I.....I..... Can’t debate with that.
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    • 1950s problems need 1940s solutions.
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    • Boomer mentality. My friends have it and it drives me fucking crazy! They’re 29 for fucksake.
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    • Honestly that’s all I expect from my wife. I do basically everything else. Nothing makes me happier than eating her food and just being with her. Nothing wrong with traditional families.
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    • Fuck if it was 1950 women and blacks would be bearable to be around
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    • If i work all day and come home and youve just sat there all day maybe vacuumed or something i stg if you cant even be kind enough to make us some food we can eat together then why the fuck am i going to work and buying us food. Its not asking you to be a servant its asking you to be conciderate.
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    • After 6 years of marriage, I discovered that my wife didn't know how to use a washing machine. I always do laundry, but I assumed she did laundry sometimes too, but no.
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    • I wish I could afford that diet
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    • Bro if my wife wanted to work and all I had to do was cool and clean the house I would be fuckin HAPPY AF...
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    • I have a cocaine habit and still eat every night, that bad?
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    • I love cooking for my husband! (: he works, I stay home with the kids, he deserves a hot meal waiting for him when he gets home
      moonshdw 5 jul
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    • Women aren’t worth the stress
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    • Nobody sells good coke anymore. It's so stepped on. And all you derelict gas station beggar ass heroin addicts demand trash drugs so thanks for that.
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    • So it's the 80s now? I thought we were repeating the 20s
      ThemNips 5 jul
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    • Ngl, I would love to make dinner for my husband most nights and actually sit down and have a nice meal. Obviously, the occasional fast food stop would be cool, too, for fun nights.
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    • Ok but I really enjoy cooking. It's an easy, highly rewarding activity
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    • Good luck telling that to joey cocoa mutha fuckin diaz.
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    • U right
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    • I’d love to have my husband come home from work and cook a meal for him. Then maybe watch a movie, play Minecraft, or play a board game or something and just have a peaceful life
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    • Ahh just like the 1950s
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    • I want a housewife that'll do all the chores, cause fuck that
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    • Kind of like the 1970s
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    • Yea and instead of expecting your man to work get a sugar daddy
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    • So now men are expected to act like it’s the 1980s?
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    • Or learn to cook
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    • Also influences you to make more money so that you can sustain said habit. Them people start asking you for some and you buy in bulk then you can do it for way cheaper and still make money
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    • I just made homemade potato and leek soup this evening with smoked sausage in it, it’s incredible. I’ve honestly wanted to make a streaming account for food and stuff because a lot of people I know don’t know how to cook... maybe idk
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    • If she dont have a job, shes cooking and cleaning
      Polyphia 5 jul
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    • As much as I'd hate to be a stereotype, I can't wait to make someone dinner when they get home from a long day
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    • I can’t even cook. Either my s/o’s gonna cook or imma make us easy shit
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    • Ok guys hear me out. What if we developed a new weight loss program where you can sign up to stay in a facility where you are given controlled amounts of cocaine, so that way you are safe and have minimal risk of death, but still gain the weight loss effects?
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    • Or make it yourself
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    • Or take aterax and lose 20 pounds in 3 weeks
      Yammy707 4 jul
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    • Like its 1980s
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