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I got the words "jacuzzi"
and "yakuza" confused.
Now I’m in hot water with the
Japanese mafia.
&
Idídn't want to like it. But I did.
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    • in japan. heart surgeon. number one. steady hand. one day, yakuza boss need new heart. i do operation. but, mistake! yakuza boss die! yakuza very mad! i hide in fishing boat. come to america. no english. no food. no money. darryl give me job. now i have house. american car. and new women.
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    • Yakuza tattoos are cool
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    • Did they j'accuse you?
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    • In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No english, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman.
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    • Yakuza is a Japanese mafia basically, wanted by lots of gov’ts or something. I just did a quick google search, so I don’t know much either. But no one in the comments was explaining so here I am.
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    • So are you in trouble with them or sitting in a Jacuzzi with them?
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    • Want to come over to my place? We got a yakuza. Gotta stay away from the jacuzzi though, don’t even make eye contact.
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    • In Japan, heart surgeon, numbah one, steady hand
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    • When I was a kid I mixed up the words hemophiliac and necrophiliac. So one day in the middle of class my friend cut himself and was bleeding a lot and I pronounced rather loudly that my friend was a necrophiliac and the look on the teachers face was priceless
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    • conks 8 jun
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    • My big secret, I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
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    • There’s boobs on my page
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    • in japan, heart surgeon, number 1, steady hand. one day yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad! I hide in fishing boat, come to america. No english, no food, no money. Daryl give me job.
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    • "I didn't want to like it but I did" is how I'm going to find true love
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    • That's what you get for fucking with the jacuzzi
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    • I didn’t want to like it, and I didn’t. Didn’t laugh, didn’t smile...
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    • Hey, can someone go on a quest for me? Some guy named @titaniumnigga blocked me. Could you please comment “Meymeyer will buy your family as soon as he is filthy rich” on the post about me? Thanks
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    • If you hadn’t gotten them mixed up, what? You would be in the Japanese mafia with hot water?
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    • As a fan of the Yakuza videogames, I've taken to calling them "The Yakuzies"
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    • I didn't
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    • Yakuzzi is how Hispanic parents pronounce jacuzzi
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    • _psych_ 8 jun
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    • Now I'm in the Japanese mafia with hot water
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    • fuck kuze
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    • Yakuza means the Japanese Mafia
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    • Man I just want to get naked and slip In to a Yakuza at the end of a long day of work.
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    • Jacuzza
      uptimus 9 jun
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    • That comment on the bottom ruined it
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    • I'm sure the Yakuza games can easily make those things fit together, like Kiryu picking up an entire jacuzzi and smashing it over some yakuza's head
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    • That’s how mafia works
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    • jahcuzzi
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    • You gonna die by sword
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    • That was kinda funny until the reply was shown
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    • Ya boi just got a big tiddy goth gf gimme likes
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    • Guys I just ate the worlds hottest hot sauce at pepper palace in Gatlinburg and I’m proud of myself just wanted to tell people
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    • Kiryu-chan!
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    • That could be a dope rap
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    • Guys, in the past 2 days I have only seen 4 features. I haven’t updated the app in like a year (I don’t have ads). My question is how often should they be uploading sets?
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    • Tumblr is fucking unfunny trash
      Frisby 8 jun
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    • Jacuzzi Kiwami
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    • Shoulda brought some ramen
      geexd125 14 jun
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    • Yakuzi
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    • Jacuzzi IS hot water so really your in Jacuzzi with the Yakuza
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    • Its actually really cool though. The yakuza is actually seen as a legitimate organisation in Japan to an extent. They actually provided disaster relief during the 2011 earthquake and tsunami in Japan
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    • Fun fact no one cares about, Yakuza literally means "Good for nothing".
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    • In a yacuzzi with the jakuzza
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    • Someone is gonna recite the Yakuza boss story from the Office
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    • Did anybody else say confuzaa instead of confused
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    • He is in the yakuzzi
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    • So youre in a yakuzzi?
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    • Shame japan can’t appreciate yakuza tradition anymore. No member of a yakuza can legally rent a hotel, get hired for any regular job, and simply get arrested for lying about being a yakuza or ex yakuza to live a normal life.
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    • In the jacuzzi with the yakuzi. With an uzi
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    • What does yakuza mean tho
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    • Yakuzzi
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    • Yakuza tattoos or Irezumi.
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    • Or does he mean hes in Japanese mafia with the hot water 🤔
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    • Dumblr joke
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    • Ayyeeee it’s me, jacuzzi man, but ma game
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    • “Damn I wanna get inside a yakuza”
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    • Yakuzzi
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    • Isnt there like anime about 3 Yakuza members forced to have a sex change and become idols?
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    • Alot of Yakuza guys aren't TOO bad though. They just get a bad rap from the older generation
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    • What do you call a Japanese motorcycle manufacturer? Yamaka
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    • You have provoked a gang war
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    • Kiwami time
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    • When ever I see or hear the word Yakuza, Majima singing 24 hour cinderella starts playing in my head
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    • Whenever you think of Yakuza, think of Junko Furuta.
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    • I used to confuse Snoop Dog and Snoopy with each other
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    • Plz explain
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    • They’re not so scary. Compare them to other mafia’s, they’re very, very mild.
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