• Everyone: “Sleep paralysis is
honestly the scariest thing that
ever happened to me.”
My sleep paralysis demon:
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    • Being out of Oreos is a my own fat nightmare
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    • dawsachu 9 jun
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    • Am I the only person who’s never had sleep paralysis?
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    • i get sleep paralysis sometimes and yea it is very scary but i dont have any demons if i see anything actually its just my ceiling or the side of my room sometimes ill hallucinate like things being on my walls or ceilings that arent really there but its like a light bulb that doesnt exist or somthin
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    • One time I was trying to wake up from a nap because I heard my dog growling. As I wake up, I see a figure go to my downstairs door. My dog then barks and chases it downstairs. Yeah, we both seen that shit. Fuck sleep paralysis.
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    • I only have sleep paralysis when I go to bed exhausted. There’s usually nothing creepy happening, it’s just that your chest feels heavy, and if you sit still you panic. So you try and wiggle just one part of you like a neck twinge or wrist twist, to wake yourself up.
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    • I have sleeping paralysis every once in a while and for me theres no demon just being unable to move for a few second until I force my self to move and eventually my body jolts awake. And honestly it freaks me the fuck out every time it happens
      xFNHSx 9 jun
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    • Am I the only one that has never experienced sleep paralysis?
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    • Sleep paralysis is only freaky the first two times, then you get used to it and realize it’s fake and u can easily get out of it, tho I’ve seen some pretty cool looking creatures and demons!
      FN_2169 9 jun
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    • I’m am I the one that has never experience sleep paralysis?
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    • I will go to my grave believing that my so-called "sleep paralysis" was in fact, me, getting today by a succubus. A truly terrifying event that I didn't even tell anyone about until years later. She never hit me child support, so there's that.
      Imall469 9 jun
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    • Here’s the thing to fix sleep paralysis: close your eyes, regulate your breathing, calm your body, don’t focus on the scary nigga in front of you. Works every time
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    • Sleep paralysis: I saw red nun at the foot of bed. She grabbed her face, ripped it off. Which reveled a grey mutilated demon face. Top that one
      Order066 14 jun
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    • Has anybody else noticed how the general media has been talking more about demons and satanic stuff lately along with anti religious stuff? Just me?
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    • i love sleep paralysis. if you know what it is, it can be enjoyable. your body shuts down and your brain produces a shitload of dmt as you enter a dream state. if you close your eyes and embrace it, you can go into a lucid dream.
      MrTrippee 10 jun
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    • I get sleep paralysis occasionally, but one time I woke up from a deep sleep and saw a shade-like figure with glowing eyes standing next to my bed. I sat up quickly, rubbed my eyes, still there. I then said “what the fuck” pretty loudly and he drifted towards my window and vanished. Didn’t fall
      lron_Knee 10 jun
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    • whenever i get sleep paralysis i always see my great-grandpa come and sit in the edge of my bed. he always has either coffee or a newspaper in his hand. after a few seconds he’ll look over to me and he says “can you hold this for a second son?” with his coffee in hand. he’s been dead for 14 years
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    • Does anyone want to know how to induce sleep paralysis? It’s pretty easy
      Skelt0n 9 jun
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    • I bet 8/10 iFunniers that make jokes about sleep paralysis don’t even have it. If they did, they wouldn’t make jokes about it. Trust me.
      lamelion 9 jun
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    • Sleep demon: STFU and listen to my SoundCloud
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    • Who else has never experienced sleep paralysis?
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    • I experienced it once in my life, but I knew what was going on. Still felt that presence of a being watching me tho. Weird af
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    • I once woke up with sleep paralysis and it felt like someone was tightly hugging me, i didn't care if it was Satan, it was affectio, and the deamon is always welcome back
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    • It feels like something really heavy is on top of you holding you down and your mouth is glued shut so you can't scream. Its not the best feeling to have
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    • Camra17 11 jun
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    • My demon running into my room
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    • Bruh I feel bad for u guys, I’m used to it now cuz I get it so much
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    • So everyone just has sleep paralysis now? Hmm, ok🤔
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    • Wtf is sleep paralysis? I just eat hot peppers all day and wake up at 2am needing to shit absolute lava.
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    • I've had sleep paralysis once. When I opened my eyes there was a black cloud at the foot of my bed and these hooded figures stepped out of the cloud one by one and formed a semicircle around my bed. I wasn't scared of them for some reason, I eventually fell asleep.
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    • Sleep paralysis is a thing in my family and we each see some variation of the same thing. It’s super fucking disturbing btw
      g_ennyy 9 jun
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    • I've never had sleep paralysis and I feel like I'm missing out
      ThePope_ 9 jun
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    • 90 % of you had a bad dream and think "omg I suffer from sleep paralysis"
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    • Understand that about 1/ probably 10,000 people actually see demons in their sleep
      rachela 9 jun
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    • I low key enjoy sleep paralysis in the morning. It’s interesting and entertaining
      rachela 9 jun
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    • My sleep paralysis demon just sits there listing off all the Pokémon he knows but they aren’t even Pokémon. They’re Digimon. I can’t correct him and he feels so smug.
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    • Hakamo_o 9 jun
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    • I only had it once and mine was a dark figure sitting in the chair I put my clothes on. He was pretty chill tho. He was talking to me about how he was on my side, and what’s outside the door was what’s dangerous. He said we’d have to prepare, and I could hear them scratching outside.
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    • For the last time, stop calling your roommate a demon
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    • My sleep paralysis demon is a sexy demon that sucks me off. Sadly it’s also a dude.
      uberbunk 9 jun
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    • Am I the only one that’s never experienced it lol
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    • I have had sleep paralysis but I've never seen a person or humanoid. So the first time I had sleep paralysis it freaked me tf out. So I sleep on my stomach. I woke up and I couldn't move and was in a really panicked state and then suddenly it felt like someone was slowly pushing their hand on my bac
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    • I’ve never had sleep paralysis
      Spira 9 jun
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    • I’ve never had sleep paralysis. With how many posts I see about it I feel like it’s the norm though
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    • I see and hear family members at the end of my bed trying to wake me up like there's trouble. I've had the feeling of being held down/trying to be picked up. I've even been in a different part of my house but I've never seen any scary creatures during my sleep paralysis. How do y'all get one??
      Ass_taco 13 jun
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    • I've yet to see a "paralysis demon" and I've had sleep paralysis alot.
      AL3X_2059 13 jun
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    • I’ve never had sleep paralysis
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    • What if a dude made up sleep paralysis and you all are just lying.
      SergeiRU 12 jun
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    • Sleep paralysis after a nightmare which turns out to be an inception dream so it happens again and again and I want to scream but I can’t even do that
      jmachinex 12 jun
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    • The picture made me laugh way too gard
      Hsedus 10 jun
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    • Ive had moments where i wake up half way in the middle of the night and was unable to move. The more i struggled the harder it got. But ive never seen a "demon".
      SandPap3r 10 jun
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    • Never had sleep paralysis, is it really that common?
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    • I've never had sleep paralysis, am I missing out?
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    • Fucking saw a big ass black dog, with red giant red eyes engraved into its head. Big ass sharp teeth and smiling at me. Shit was wild.
      Sirian96 10 jun
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    • I don’t think I’ve ever experience sleep paralysis. What does it feel like and how does it happen?
      iSoph 10 jun
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    • SP sucks, u wanna move and you fucking cant, it feels like someones holding a gun to your head
      Sellize 10 jun
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    • How common is it? I don’t think I’ve ever had sleep paralysis
      MailaW 10 jun
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    • Mine was the girl from the ring. And she was only inches away from me
      _Genesis_ 10 jun
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    • Don't sleep on your back you're more likely to get sleep paralysis
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    • Never had sleep paralysis, I wonder why?
      EthanDude 10 jun
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    • Mine was like a mid aged black man dressed like a jazz musician leaning against my dresser and just before my mom walked in he tipped his hat and disappeared
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    • People musta never took too much acid
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    • I tried to fuck the sleep paralysis demon once.
      craig_s 10 jun
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    • Who else has never had sleep paralysis?
      Morusek 10 jun
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    • Wow so judging by the comments sleep paralysis is as common as your usual cold apparently
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    • I’m glad I don’t have this problem
      Armatu5 9 jun
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    • Am I the only one who hasn’t had sleep paralysis
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    • Not related to sleep paralysis, but does anyone have a feeling in their dreams that they just cant look up, like your eyes and neck are super heavy and u just are forced to look down, this is in almost half my dreams, not creepy or annoyinf, im just very curious
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    • To avoid it don't sleep directly on your back. Just tilt a bit to the left or right
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    • My sleep paralysis daemon helps me pay rent
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    • I have sleep apnea and honestly I think it's the worst thing ever, sometimes I wake up suffocating because I forget how to breathe while sleeping and when I wake up it takes a few moments of agonizing gasps before I remember again. The first time it happened scared the shit out of me
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    • One time I had a dream I was stealing pictures and other items from an abandoned (fully preserved) 18th century Victorian home. I woke up thr next morning seeing a little girl in Victorian clothes standing by my dresser, not moving a muscle. The weird part was I was perfectly able to move.
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    • Why does everyone suddenly have sleep paralysis
      Badlion 9 jun
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    • I’ve had sleep paralysis like twice. Nothing weird happened though, just was a little freaked out at first, especially the first time.
      blaw95 9 jun
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    • I get a fair amount of sleep paralysis but I've never seen anything while it's happening. Apparently it's kind of rare for you to see a demon or something
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    • Am I like the only person who doesn’t have sleep paralysis?
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    • Its ny birthday today, i dont need tc tho cause im lucky enougb to have a birthday on 69
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    • I’m 20 years old and I’ve never experienced sleep paralysis
      MrGTR 9 jun
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    • So sleep paralysis is going to be the new cool thing to have huh
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    • Is it really that common to have? I've never experienced it.
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    • Sleep paralysis, for those who don't know, can be from sleep deprivation, depression, anxiety, PTSD, panic attacks, alcohol and drug abuse, narcolepsy, and sleep apnea. Sometimes genetics play a role in it, and I'm my case, sleeping on my back makes it more common.
      Zukaziki 9 jun
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    • Y’all, sleep paralysis isn’t scary for me, it just makes me horny, I’ll see a cute girl or something and get turned on, it’s fucking annoying realizing that it’s just a pile of clothes
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    • I don't necessarily see anything but I hear things like once I heard a bunch of loud banging and thought a group was breaking the door down/coming in the house. Another time I thought a rabid dog was right in front of me. I can still hear the barks.
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    • I've never had sleep paralysis. Can't relate.
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    • Its weird see people only experiance it once, ive gotten sleep paralysis several times and i have even managed to self induce it. But i have never seen any demons, only one specific time were i felt a hand slide up my chest and wrap around my throat
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    • He ate so much Oreo that he became the oreo
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    • Oh my god this entire post and all of these people are so fucking cringe
      J_Dawg95 15 jun
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    • I have this every night. Yesterday was the funniest. You can "lucid dream" like this and during it, I was lucid dreaming about lucid dreaming. I had my own inception shit going on. Was lit
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    • My friend said he had sleep paralysis and the thing he saw was a big black dude
      spr1nkz 11 jun
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    • It scared the shit outa me when it first happened to me because i didn't know what it was but now i enjoy the thrill sometimes. Its like a real life horror movie
      Mc_Dicken 11 jun
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    • What if the demon you see during sleep paralysis is just out stands
      Leminus 11 jun
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    • Sleep paralysis honestly isn’t scary if you have it every night like I do.
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    • Ive literally never had sleep paralysis, is there a way i can force it?
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    • Why are people so scared over this? It can't even hurt you.
      Weixy2002 11 jun
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    • I have sleep paralysis but I don’t see the demons are whatever I just cannot move then I fall back to sleep lol
      Zxtern 10 jun
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    • Sleep paralysis isn't that scary my sleep demon and I are on first name basis he's a total chad
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