• Jordan Rutledge
a year ago I was on a date and she
asked me if I wanted wine and I said "I
don't think they serve wine here" and
she deadass says "oh no I brought
some" and pulled a yeti cup out of her
purse and
I
think about this a lot
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    • Wife her now, wine sex is the best sex.
      iamtim250 31 jul
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    • Shes a cheaper
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    • Marry her
      HeavySpam 31 jul
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    • A lot of places that don't serve alcohol are bring your own. Though the yeti cup part suggests she's a always prepared kinda gal
      tweb 31 jul
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    • Y’all I don’t normally ask for shit like this but is anyone willing to listen to me vent about a girl? I’m just tripped up on some things and I could really use a friend to talk to
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    • Well did you marry her or what.
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    • Who agrees that sex is overrated and hugs are better?
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    • If she drinks in the first date, be careful, unless.
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    • I bring the little liquor bottles to restaurants all the time since my girl is not 21 yet and the little vodka bottles are like $1 each with a soda is a lot cheaper than a cocktail that’s like $12-$17 a drink
      sandycook 31 jul
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    • Alcoholic
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    • Date this girl to have your life turned upside down, I see trouble on the horizon. What a ride though am I right fellas?
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    • You sure you didn’t just watch New Girl drunk lmao
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    • She was amazing! An alcoholic for sure, but awesome.
      sarah285 2 aug
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    • I wonder if theyre still together
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    • Every comment “keep her” “she’s a keeper” man, shut the fuck up with that unoriginal bullshit.
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    • content not available more
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    • Keep her
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    • Is there an issue?
      mxriel 31 jul
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    • MemeMasterTV if u did this that would be the funniest thing ever
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    • Wife material
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    • My aunt does this at family parties 😬 not a good move
      dumb_btch 31 jul
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    • Wifey material
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    • Ngl girls obsessed with wine are really cringe
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    • But actually sometimes that’s the best way to do it
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    • She's a problem if she can't go without drinking
      kanep0e 1 aug
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    • What if you said "I don't drink"
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    • When you ask a guy if you can have one of his pack of Poland springs water bottles and it’s cherry vodka
      Flubnub3 31 jul
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    • Why people abducted
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    • Early
      elijahmnm 31 jul
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    • Marry her
      Sotojay 31 jul
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    • Gotta take her to the movies
      blue_too 31 jul
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    • "Deadass"
      MatteoD 31 jul
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    • The think about it a lot ? Who fucking cares
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    • SHE'S A KEEPER!!🍷🍹🍻👍💯😎
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    • You lost her didn’t you....
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    • I cannot stand the trend of saying “I think about that/this a lot” at the end of telling a story about some weird occurrence
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    • I woulda married that bitch
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    • ... and you didn't wife her
      Djayb1rd 3 aug
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    • This is me but with vodka
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    • Good girl
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    • She’s a keeper for sure
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    • That dude drunkenly stumbled into my apartment one night while we were having a party. Dude is hilarious.
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    • You're married to her now right?
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    • This is so me.
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    • She a keeper
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    • And are you celebrating your 1 year anniversary or did you not seize the moment
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    • Guess she knew she wouldn’t like your dumb ass. Has to get drunk to deal
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    • White women
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    • I'm 22 and I've never been on a date.
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    • Definitely a alcoholic, how do I know? I am one and that’s something I would totally do.
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    • Impregnate the bitch
      horeplay 2 aug
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    • Good woman
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    • She may or may not have been a forever girl, but she was definitely someone you could’ve experienced more with. She shouldnt be forgotten and you probably shouldve spent more time with her than one date.
      Rathv 2 aug
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    • And why have you not married her?
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    • Update: I told her she’s unhealthy for me and asked her to grab her things! I LOVE YALL, thanks so much for the support.
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    • He said he went on a date, implying he doesn't talk to her anymore... What a shame
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    • Speaking as a chick, fucking goals.
      wundeadx 1 aug
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    • House wife material right there
      Great001 1 aug
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    • My dream girl
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    • That’s a real one
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    • There are alot of people who think about stuff alot and its does them no famn good.
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    • I was looking for a cool flask to buy and stumbled on an article of things that people over 30 shouldn't own and that was on the list. Author made a good point of reevaluating your life if you have to smuggle alcohol into a situation where it's not considered appropriate.
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    • Marry her
      skipjerk 1 aug
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    • Noted*
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    • How long you been married?
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    • Marry that girl....
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    • Wife that bitch
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    • You didn't marry her??
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    • And your not dating why?
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    • Wine drunks are irritating and loud.
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    • Marriage is an option.
      kiofee7 1 aug
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    • Plot twist it had date blubby drugs in it
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    • Marry her. She's a genius
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    • If a girl does this but with whiskey then I am taking a knee and proposing right then.
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    • “Hey this tastes Fun-“ *gets Cardi B’d*
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    • Oh you met my ex....
      bme621 1 aug
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    • Fuck shes a keeper
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    • Where was the date, fucking McDonald's?
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    • It was at that moment in time a wedding date was subliminally chosen !
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    • How long have you been married?
      poorug 1 aug
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    • Marriage material
      Kamage07 1 aug
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    • When I read yeti cup I thought of a sippy cup, and now I'm immensely disappointed it's not a sippy cup
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    • Did you marry her? Bc if you didn’t, you messed up
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    • Dude you better not of let her go!!
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    • The one that got away
      av43 1 aug
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    • I went to the movies with a chick once and she pulled a bottle whiskey from her purse. We've been together for almost 3 years now.
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    • I hate the bring your own because that implies I have to pay for it. Where can you get free beer so you can bring the free beer.
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    • What's her number
      nashdawg 1 aug
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    • I saw this scene on New Girl. Thermos?
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    • My bf and I met another couple on vacation and as we were leaving a club they asked if we wanted wine and just pulled a bottle out of the bushes
      samftw82 1 aug
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    • I went with a girl to an arcade and she said “do you have a bottle opener with you” of course I said no, and there’s no way she possibly needed one. No bullshit, she pulls out two Coronas for her and myself right out of her purse.
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    • Th best is when your underage, but pregnant sister-in-law rejects wine at a restaurant saying, "No thanks, I'm pregnant." And you ruin it for her by saying, "Yeah and nevermind the fact that you're not old enough!"
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    • Shes either a rachet hoe, cheap ass, or a drunk. I see no upsides. Anybody?
      aerohex 1 aug
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    • so... was there a second date?
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    • Homie you best wife that bitch
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    • Did you marry her?
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    • So. We all have problems.
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