• John Wilkes Booth:
Emperor of the Invisible
Celtic Imperium
Abrahamic Lincoln aka
The president of
Anglo-America and
Agent of Mordor, had quelled the Scots-gaelic rebellion of the confederacy. His plan now that the war was over was to 1) relocate blaqs to the celtic colony
Nova Scotia. 2) Racially replace the Invisible
Imperium of Scots-gaels in the south and replace them with Anglos. \
Booth, a humble Celtic Bard learned of this plan to eliminate his Southern brothers and send an Ork hoard to the Scottish settlement of Nova Scotia, from a Druid of Maryland. This Druid also told Booth of his future action which would result in his untimely death.
"The old druid said [to him], 'You've got a
bad hand; it's full of sorrow. Trouble plenty booth last name origin
everywhere I look. I see you'll break hearts.
You'll die young, and you will leave many to
mourn you. You'll be rich, you'll be free but Booth is a surname of northern End you're born under an unlucky star,' Alford
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you're born under an unlucky star,' " Alford
Alford adds that Booth would refer to the
druid's predictions years later in
Knowing what he had to do and fully knowing the consequences, he stayed on his path for his race nation and kin. On April
15th of 1865, just 15 days before the Celtic celebration of Beltane, John Wilkes Booth sh*t Abrahamic Lincoln de*d, saving billions of Celtic lives! In that moment
Booth conjured within himself the god
Sucellous (aka The Good K*ller) The hammer of his pistol acting as the mallet of
Sucellous. 12 (unlucky number) days later
Booth was eliminated for his heroic deed.
An original Philedelphia Deringer made by
Deringer. This was the pocket 'pisfol used by John
Wilkes Booth the assassinatlon of
Now he rests in Tir na nOg, The land of youth, waiting to reclaim is Imperium
John Wilkes Booth / Date of death
April 26, 1865
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