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    • The fact she would threaten to end their relationship over his dog shows that it wasn’t a good one,
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    • Some girls are just stupid. How could you make someone choose over his best friend and a girl. He will obviously choose his dog. Doge before hos.
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    • I'm going to sleep. When I wake up I better have 8 and a half likes
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    • Same guy?
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    • Honestly, if she has the audacity to ask to pick between an innocent and precious animal and her, she should not be surprised when he picks the innocent animal.
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    • If his woman made him do that, he made the right choice
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    • But the dog was a final gift from John's wife which is why the dog meant so much to him.
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    • John wick only love that dog because that dog was given to him by his dying wife and it reminded him of her and the good times I take it he would have chosen her over the dog any day
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    • Mutts before sluts
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    • Wags before hags am I right fellas?
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    • What did she fucking expect?
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    • Listen, fellas. If your girl is like "ItS eItHeR mE oR tHe DoG", TAKE THE FUCKING DOG, AND DEEXIST FROM HER LIFE.
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    • What a bitch(sorry all female dogs who may feel offended)
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    • Any person that makes you chose between your pet and them shouldn't be allowed to have relationships.
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    • I would break up with her, not because I chose the dog, but because she would deliver such a ridiculous ultimatum
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    • Dogs > Women
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    • I always thought no one significant was born on my birthday but i’m now proud to say I WAS BORN ON THE SAME DAY AS KEANU REEVES
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    • Well u choose the dog because the dog didnt ask you to choose between it and yo girl simple
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    • Im really finna choke her and she’s not even my girl so she should be honored
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    • Somebody picked their girlfriend over their dog, my family ended up with the most chill and loving dog ever.
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    • My ex tried to make me choose between him and my dog. My dog. Who I've had since he was a pup. Between a guy that I've known for like, maybe 4 months. Yeeeeaaaaa not gonna happen bub.
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    • Quick some find this guys name and make him a go-fund-me page this man deserves kindness for his honor
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    • Mutts before sluts
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    • If you are gonna be a good girl for your man, you gotta love the 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭
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    • Puppies before pussies
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    • Fuck this dude. He’s on the side of the road begging for money when he could be working. He’s a young fit dude who can go get a labor job anytime he wants to but he chooses to sit on his ass and ask people for handouts. 😡
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    • if you threaten your relationship to your boyfriend between you and his dog don't be surprised if he choose the dog
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    • John Wick cares so deeply for the dog because his wife who passed away gave him the dog as her last gift to him. Y'all didn't even watch the movie
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    • Is someone makes you choose between 2 things you love they are not worth your time UNLESS its between 2 people you have an intimate relationship with because you've already fucked up
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    • If she cared about him in the first place she wouldn’t of done that
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    • Yep, I approve that
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    • I once found a homeless guy who had a full grown Rottweiler with him. I donated him the $20 I had in my pocket and thanked him for taking care of his doggo even in this difficult time. (And then stepped away cuz rotties don’t give a shit and will chew your face away)
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    • Honestly I'd end it at the ultimatum itself. It shows that you don't actually care about them as a person, and would rather force them to be someone they're not, just so life can be more convenient for you. Plus you get to keep the dog
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    • She a bitch and you're better off without her
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    • Didn't John wick love the dog because it was what was left of his wife or something like thay
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    • Dogs > Women
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    • She ain’t worth your time if she can’t appreciate a dog
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    • If anyone ever gives you an ultimatum about your pet, tell them to fuck off and dump them immediately. This is a toxic garbage human and should be avoided at all costs.
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    • Except the only reason John Wick cared about the dog is that his late wife gave it to him
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    • Bitches before bitches
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    • Goes back. "Aww you do love me!". "No bitch, I need to get the rest of his stuff.".
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    • Bro y r u outside u probably pay for the damn house just kick her out
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    • But didn't John wick only attach himself to the dog because that was a gift from his wife and his wife died? Making him chose relationships over the dog?
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    • My boi Keanu Reeves in Cyberpunk 2077.
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    • Best friend > shitty girlfriend
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    • The boy is going to be in Cyberpunk as well
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    • He was just at E3
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    • Honestly if you're gonna get jealous over a pet, you should be allowed in any relationship. Mostly cause you're just showing how immature you are
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    • I have a John wick tattoo on my forearm! Check out my profile lmao
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    • But you couldn’t take are of yourself ? Like she was your only dependent source of income ? That’s awesome you still have your dog but come on man don’t depend on someone else in life to take care of you financially.
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    • Unless you actually know what the fuck youre talking about. The only reason John wick cared about the dog so much was that it was his last remaining memory of his dead wife
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    • Hot take don’t date a guy who has a dog if you don’t like dogs. It’s like a child. If you don’t want a partner w a child, don’t make them get rid of it just don’t date someone with one it’s that simple
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    • As a women, shes shit. Tbh I'm more likely to date a man for having a dog that he loves more then me.
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    • The reason he cared about his dog so much is because it was the only thing he had left of his wife???
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    • Good choice
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    • Dude, the dog will be there for ya, she demonstrated that she wont. Good choice
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    • If my girl ever made me choose I wouldn’t even think twice to say goodbye. My dog Nala is my rock. No Hoe more important than her to me. While these girls play with feelings my nala just loves to cuddle in my bed with me and smiles each and every time she sees me
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    • Nowadays a girls love is temporary, a dog's love will always be eternal
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    • Imagine being jealous of a dog
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    • Good thing he chose the female dog over the bitch
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    • If any person asks you to get rid of your dog leave that sick ass person behind, their the kind that abandon their own animals.
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    • Girlfriend: “It’s me or the do-“ Me: *picks up girlfriend* *throws her out a window* “YEEET!”
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    • She should’ve been cuddling with him AND his dog tf?
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    • Maybe the dog is an asshole who wasnt trained properly. Maybe shes a right. Maybe....its maybalene.
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    • She's a bitch for even doing that and she should've known that she won't be chosen tbvh
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    • Dogs before broads
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    • Um... John Wick chose his girl over everything. The dog came after he didn't get his first choice.
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    • Well on the other hand, john wick is a contract killer soooo.......
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    • White people man... white people
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    • What kind of right would do some shit like that?
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    • Remember boys, if she gives an ultimatum, gtfo of there, she isn’t worth it.
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    • Kick her out of the house. You paying the bills, man up.
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    • I’m not saying he’s wrong, but people normally don’t give that ultimatum unless something really serious happened. Maybe his dog killed her dog. Maybe he’s a shitty trainer. I’m just spitballing
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    • Nice
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    • My girl used to make me choose between her and my friends and I didn’t realize at the time how abusive it was. Some girls are evil
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    • Keanu Reeves will buy this man a house
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    • If a girl forces your hand in something like this, just leave her. You’re better off with someone else.
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    • Whoever made this meme has never seen John Wick.
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    • Sad but maybe the dog was destroying everything in the house and the guy didn't give a fuck
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    • Hoes mad
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    • Dogs before hogs
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    • Memes are so lazy now
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    • The only situation that I could see the girl in the right is if the dog has attacked her or attempted to. I hope that it was the girl just being weird about the dog, bc that dog deserves to be happy :)
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    • If my girlfriend made me choose anything over her she'd be gone. Why do I gotta give up parts of my lifestyle for you if you'll still be getting the same thing from me? I don't ask you to give anything up don't ask me
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    • Keanu Reeves in Cyberpunk 2077 😍😍
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    • You should dump any girl who does tbh
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