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    • John Wayne was Chuck Norris before Chuck Norris was Chuck Norris
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    • money can buy happiness and you cant change my mind
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    • Hi im john wayne happy thanksgiving pilgrims
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    • Wdym milk clears debuffs
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    • what if my problems are calcium deficiency
      heel 27 may
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    • My pysch professor used to tell us that money can't buy happiness but it will get you a damn good therapist
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    • Number 3 is so damn true. You bail someone out of trouble once they expect you to do it over and over again. Especially employers.
      BD101 27 may
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    • is that you john wayne?
      narcotics 27 may
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    • This is the type of shit dads post on Facebook
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    • Sub for foodporn
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    • Number 5 is wrong, number 2 was stolen from JFK, and number 4 is redundant, not profound. John Wayne wasn’t known for his introspection
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    • Forgive your enemy but never forget their name was actually a JFK quote pretty sure, just throwing that out there
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    • Sounds like a man with calcium deficiency
      Matt20264 28 may
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    • He also was a draft dodger
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    • I don’t agree w the 5th rule. Milk solves my morning hunger
      Memineme 27 may
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    • One way to tell that you’re getting old, you actually like the John Wayne movies you used to complain about your grandfather watching when you were a kid.
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    • I will help someone whenever I can
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    • It's always better to give than to receive. Anally
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    • He did not say any of these
      patpatpat 27 may
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    • 6. Fuck you commie bastards
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    • Alcohol causes way more problems than milk
      SeufertD 27 may
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    • “Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, it can create some.”*
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    • None of these were actually said by John Wayne. This is some bullshit. And if you think I’m wrong, do you really think John fucking Wayne would prefer to drive a Mercedes?
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    • John Wayne didn't say that.
      noataske 27 may
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    • #5? Sounds like someone with weak bones
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    • John wayne and clint eastwood are on their own levels of chad
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    • Not true milk solves the dry cereal problem
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    • He most definetly said none of that, the internet did
      Tiberus 27 may
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    • MagmaGFX 27 may
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    • John Wayne was America
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    • John Wayne is the only icon that ever existed.
      _BITCHN_ 27 may
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    • Money can buy happiness. Dont lie to me again. Your a big dum dum
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    • He also said he believed in white supremacy so...
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    • Morning pussy is dangerous, it been marinating all night
      Papa_K 1 jun
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    • I think keanu reeves is next in line to be Chuck Norris
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    • Literally all of his rules are like “here’s what the rule is…but, not really though”
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    • I learned the second one from Kennedy before the zombie outbreak.
      Ammoconda 30 may
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    • Actually milk does solve some problems
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    • Half of those aren’t even John Wayne quotes
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    • 6. Masturbation Relaxation is only temporary
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    • Thanks Susan! I'll share this on the Facebook with the other moms!
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    • milk fixes calcium deficiency in your diet
      iSly 28 may
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    • Milk will solve a calcium deficiency problem
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    • Bug_Juice 27 may
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    • Milk gets rid of negative potion effects
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    • “Forgive your enemies, but never EVER forget their names!”
      LeYokai 27 may
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    • #3. So fuckin true
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    • These are actually al Capone quotes
      cpthook24 27 may
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    • Milk makes your bones strong
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    • Number 4 is why furries still exist
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    • Pretty much every serving politician is alive because of rule 4.
      Zenith12 27 may
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    • Where's the racism and sexism?
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    • Milk solves hella problems
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    • Money makes people more happy. Fact.
      AppleAss 27 may
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    • Money can be me a boat. It can buy me a truck to pull it
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    • My teacher is related to this guy and said he was a dick
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    • Aight so I'm gen z. But John Wayne is just a certified badass. No matter the generation.
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    • Alchohol might not solve problems but it causes them.
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    • Is that you John Wayne?
      Millard 27 may
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    • I'm gonna guess he didn't say any of these
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    • Um... he was an actor, you know who else is an actor ? Fucken Bat shit crazy nic cage, would you listen to him ? Clowns.
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    • Man 3 is pessimistic as hell. Cant argue with that though.
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    • "Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
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    • I can almost guarantee John Wayne never said any of these and it's just some Facebook Lad Bible bullshit, which is essentially the Men's version of horoscopes.
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    • BOOMER MEME BOOMER MEME
      Boston 27 may
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    • I thought this was five Scottish pieces of wisdom? Or was it someone's grandfather's five pieces of advice...
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    • John Wayne, aka Uncle Sam
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    • Some of his rules seem pretty shit
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    • Its his birthday
      Grunting 27 may
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    • Also, life is hard, but it's harder if you're stupid.
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    • I’ve got an idea, everyone should drop repubs of their fave memes under my comment. It will be like features but actually funny
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    • John "I believe in white supremacy until blacks are educated to a point of responsibility" Wayne
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    • You either kill yourself or be killed
      THan91 1 jun
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    • “Blacks don’t deserve rights”
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    • Is this real Boomer hours?
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    • He was a decent actor but also an alcoholic white supremacist, and the irony in it all is he was secretley gay. Lol
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    • Too bad he didn’t get to run for president...
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    • Milk solves many problems
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    • Aren't these the same as the Scots or Itish rules of life? Particularly 2 and 3
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    • Milk cancels spiciness
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    • Now going to sing a song called John Wayne’s Teeth
      Runescrub 29 may
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    • Damn savage I tell you
      kiln4u 29 may
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    • Rule 4 is so true😂
      BRDMAN 29 may
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    • Nice try, but you can’t fool me. I know that’s Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome.
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    • MILK GIVES C A L C I U M
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    • Actually according to Minecraft logic, milk can cure A N Y T H I N G
      krampd 28 may
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    • Bruh he rasicst
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    • Alcohol also causes a lot more problems than milk does
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    • Happy Thanksgiving pilgrims
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    • Gidgetz 28 may
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    • Okay, so if a black person gives someone permission to say the n word and another doesn’t. Who has higher saying?
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    • The searchers and red river are my favorite movies with John Wayne in them
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    • Mood
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    • I dont think John Wayne said any of those things.
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    • 9-11 be like: "Sorry, if we help now, you'll just call us again next time too"
      SophSimpl 27 may
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