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    • “I just lost my arm, I ain’t dyin”. -badass farmer
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    • Damn that’s crazy I would’ve laid down and died
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      Dofus 28 jul
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    • He lost his arms and dialled 911 and got them surgically reattached. Who called him a madman?
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    • What does the thanos meme have anything to do with?
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    • Imagine him getting up, walking to the phone and going to reach for it just to be like "o shit yea"
      Zanbato 28 jul
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    • I just read up on It and the article said he was preparing to load some grain when the spinning power take off shaft ripped both his arms off at the shoulders. He then ran 100 yds to his house and called his cousin with a pencil in his mouth as their was no 911 in his area.
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    • This Incident Happened Back In Jan 11th 1992, His Arms Got Caught In A Tractor's Power Takeoff. After Calling For Help Using A Pencil He Sat In The Bathtub Until Help Came, So He Wouldn’t Drip Blood On The New Carpet
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    • The power of the mullet
      Lopaka36 28 jul
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    • That’s some fucking alpha male shit bro that man is a true chad
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    • He stoped the bleeding by squeezing his body between the shower walls and waited when they got him some 20 mins latter it’s a farm not really close to anything he stoped them to tell them to grab his arms... badass
      Lemonkite 28 jul
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    • He sat in the bathtub until the paramedics arrived so that he wouldn’t get blood on the carpet. What a considerate guy
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    • They also don’t mention that the only reason he survived and his arms survived was because it was in the middle of winter in very low temperature
      mmaviking 29 jul
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    • This doesn’t even mention the best part- he waited for the ambulance in the bathtub because he didn’t want to get blood on his mom’s carpet. Think about that next time your mom tells you to take your shoes off
      dstewy 28 jul
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    • Nobody’s taking his right to bear arms.
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    • guzzyG8 28 jul
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    • This is a kyle
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    • This happened in North Dakota. His arms got ripped off by a Tractor’s power takeoff and was knocked unconscious. When he woke up, he walked to his house, sat in a bathtub so the blood wouldn’t ruin the carpet, and called the police with a pencil. Absolute badass.
      EarthKKun 28 jul
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    • yolochair 28 jul
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    • I looked it up it’s real it happened in 1992 apparently he still has limited use of his arms but his hands don’t work in the cold
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    • Let this man procreate
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    • * dialing phone with pencil * “Hey Cletus, look no hands yeee yeee”
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    • Mr_Mew 28 jul
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    • Took a few monsters but Kyle broke through
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      Noonsbyme 31 jul
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    • If his arms were ripped off it would completely severe all the nerves and reattaching them would be like having 2 limp noodles for arms.
      Lasciel 30 jul
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    • Can you imagine being alive knowing what that kind of pain feels like
      Teksu 29 jul
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    • Tis merely a flesh wound
      Sorran 28 jul
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    • He waited for EMS in the tub so not to bleed on mom's carpet
      Gonad82 28 jul
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    • 'Tis but a scratch
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    • Tis a flesh wound
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    • thadius 28 jul
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    • ‘Tis but a scratch
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    • Tis but a scratch
      Prisma 28 jul
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    • He's over there doing difficult farm work and he sees his mom in the distance and says "Look ma. No hands!"
      Mindfreak 28 jul
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    • How much adrenaline has to pump through you like he had enough conciousness to do something he has probably never done
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    • Virgin paraplegic vs Chad farm noon
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    • Does shaggy have a run for his money?
      Crofy 31 jul
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    • Imagine being left home alone for a few minutes and then immediately tearing both of your fucking arms off
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    • Uh mom? Yeah hey so I ripped off my arms
      _BLXND_ 29 jul
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    • this doesn’t even cover the story. He walked over 100yards to his house and had to kick his door in. There was no 911. He dialed his cousin, who dialed her mother, who then dialed for help. He sat in the tub and waited over 30mins for the ambulance. The crew that arrived were in training and only...
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    • He actually dialed 911 using the fat cock he was packing, but had to pg it up.
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    • Modern medicine once again defeats natural selection. Yay?
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    • You can reattach arms? Do they still work?
      Richards 28 jul
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    • Jesus to have the strength to do that and make a full recovery respect man
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    • ‘Tis but a scratch
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    • ‘‘Tis but a scratch
      AgentC69 28 jul
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    • Not only that but after he dialed 911 he waited in the bathtub because he didn’t want to get blood on his moms new carpets lol
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    • Tis but a flesh wound
      AVATAR399 28 jul
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    • My uncle broke both of his legs in a farming accident and three other guys were seriously injured. But the noise was so loud from the machine breaking that the neighbors heard and came running. They are all very lucky to be alive and I’m thankful it wasn’t any worse
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    • This makes no sense. Why the madman part?
      kallous 28 jul
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    • phone operator
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    • Tis but a scratch
      fatnoodle 28 jul
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    • Tis but a flesh wound
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    • Do they just dangle by his sides now? The couldn’t have actually reconnected the nerves and veins and stuff right?
      BrainyNnd 28 jul
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    • I'm gonna do what's called a pro farmer move
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    • it was back in 1992, and another interesting thing about it, while he was calling, he took the time to go wait in the bathtub for the ambulance to arrive because he "didnt want to bleed on the new carpet"
      mcslam 28 jul
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    • Tis but a flesh wound
      gman4161 28 jul
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    • If I remember correctly, he laid down in the bathtub of his home, so he wouldn’t make a huge mess with his blood. Fucking absolute chad!
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    • Full version:he went to the door but couldn’t open it,just he just bashed his way in the garage.He called someone else since 911 wasn’t reachable in his area.The paramedics got there 30 min later and were still new to the job.He just told them to get his arms and they went to the hospital.Crazy shit
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    • His name is John, but he’s clearly a Kyle.
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    • Madman? Survivor is more like it
      dunlupe 28 jul
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    • That's an alpha
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    • "Tis just a flesh wound"
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    • I read about this. Dude even sat in the bath tub to not dirty up his mother’s house
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    • Tis a mere fleshwound!
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    • TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND
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    • What does that Thanos qoute have to do with the original post
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    • Wait is that actually possible? Can you actually have your arms reattached? If so I figure the circumstances for it to work must be slim
      IsYehBoi 28 jul
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    • ‘Tis but a scratch
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    • A country boy can survive
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    • This guy is probably drowning in pussy now cause chicks dig guys with scars
      Ranal_Ape 31 jul
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    • Gotta be careful around old farm equipment, shit can go from a green tractor to red in half a second.
      1958cdh 31 jul
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    • This happened in North Dakota close to where I lived. Growing up on a farm this is the story they would always tell us kids to be more safe around running equipment. This kid getting his arms ripped off kept other kids safe by being scared shitless for years. Well remembered.
      kawster 31 jul
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    • Please tell me this took place in Florida, cause I don't know if I could handle knowing this didn't happen there.
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    • A clean cut only has a small margin of exposed endothelial tissue for fibrin-fibrinogen formation. Increased bleeding with less chance of it clotting off on its own
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    • Damn this dude is no ordinary human to endure that kind of pain. He has the strongest of wills
      life_isG 30 jul
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    • "Tis but a scratch"
      Tanachi 30 jul
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    • I heard the 911 call on YouTube actually. Really interesting story and surprised at how he stayed so strong considering he got his arms ripped off in like a bailer or something.
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    • Imagine being a paramedic and having someone tell you you have to go to a call where someone’s arms were ripped off
      Skyden 29 jul
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    • American farmers and a species above average human. They dont get the recognition they deserve. God bless you farmers, you absolute mad lads, you built our country ❤
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    • What kind of farming accident was this
      Nigatelo 28 jul
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    • Yes, but his arms are going to be weak as fuck for the rest of his life. He most likely wont be able to continue farm work.
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    • He's from my state he was only 17 when it happened too. Tough motherfucker lemme tell ya lol
      wjet23 28 jul
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    • Why didn’t he use his hands? Those didn’t fall off only his arms
      mauro1524 28 jul
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    • 911 how can I help you? Well the damndest thing just happened! You see I was working on the farm and had this little accident
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    • He was waiting for help to arrive in the bathtub because he dident want to geg blood on parents carpet
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    • “Its just a flesh wound”
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    • “Your arms gone” “No it’s not, it’s a flesh wound”
      Swizzzle 28 jul
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    • I can’t even imagine how bad that had to fucking hurt.
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