• job interviews be like "when can you start?" mf can clock in right now wassup!?!
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    • Friend had an interview where after the basic questions the manager said “Look, I’ll be real with you, you’re already on the schedule. You start tomorrow.”
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    • When you can do the job but suck at interviewing.
      lupac 7 sep
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    • Start? Bitch I never stop
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    • I once had a job interview that ended with me going home and my boss calling me asking to come in because someone had called out.
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    • Actually happened on the job I work right now. He asked me when I could start so I told him as soon as they need me and he asked “if I gave you some gloves and safety glasses could you go start work right now?” So that’s what I did. Probably the best job I’ve had so far
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    • The grind don’t stop mr.boss
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    • I got an interview tomorrow. wish me luck?
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    • As an HR manager. I do love it when people show that much drive.
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    • This was my recent job interview at NRG this past Wednesday and needless to stay, I clocked in right after the interview
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    • I want a job so bad
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    • I’ve missed this meme format so much
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    • quigs 7 sep
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    • True story, one time I was getting interviewed and everything was going great, then he asked me if I had any questions about the job. As a joke I said, "Yea, when can I start? lol". This man legit said "Well we need people right away and can start you within the hour" lol... That asshole...
      Xeshi 7 sep
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    • Just be careful if they hire you on the spot that will be the worst job ever but the coworkers will be fun
      km_133 7 sep
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    • God forbid you say anything other than right tf now or yesterday, you be like "yeah next monday at the earliest" he be like "okay yeah cool... Cool. OKAY NEXT"
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    • Had lost my job in the oil field back in 2015 downturn. Two days later, had an interview with current employer. Was hired in 30 minutes.
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    • I work at a place with like 11 employees, and only 3-4 come in per day. Needless to say there’s not many hours to go around and I’m looking for a new job. Any recommendations? (Highschooler)
      luhFella 7 sep
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    • Just dont say mf and you should be fine
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    • Proud member of the working class, fuck yeah.
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    • This meme has been resurrected
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    • I got my first ever interview on Tuesday and I’m nervous af
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    • Ah 2016 meme picture
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    • Foundry 7 sep
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    • I’ve said that at every interview 😆.
      DKF553 7 sep
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    • I once went to an interview to get a second job got the job and while I was on my way to my real job later that day they called me in I was like sorry I can’t work till tomorrow and I never heard from them again
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    • kanep0e 7 sep
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    • Are you working? No
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    • I told them that and they gave me a hat and marker and ya boi got to work
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    • Bring this meme back!!!
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    • I had a coworker wear black pants and shoes to her interview. They put her to work on the spot. Dress accordingly people!!
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    • Lmao, I was told to come in to train on a Thursday and they told me to come back Monday and i said, “i mean, i can work tomorrow” and they said “oh, bet.” Anyways, this is the my first job where I’ve been here longer than a year. Before this i was blowing shit up for the national guard.
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    • Interviews should just be cut out of the process of hiring for low wage jobs. You can’t decide whether or not someone would be able to flip fucking patties and use a register based on a five minute conversation
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    • "I can start as soon as possible" "Great! Thanks for your time" Shakes my hand before I leave and proceeds to ghost me not even telling me that I didn't get the job
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    • I am driving 12 hours to Florida for an interview in about a week, and I'm bringing enough for a months rent at a place incase they hire me and I swear to god if I have to drive all the way back home and then they say I got the job imma yeet myself off a cliff
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    • My first job I had no interview, mf called me and asked when I can come in
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    • Bitch I can start rn, waz poppin
      chuu18 7 sep
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    • I got hired on 12pm friday and worked 5pm friday night for the night shift. Was pretty gr8 tbh
      Carmak 7 sep
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    • im shitting myself rn i cant believe i got featured LFMAOOAOAO
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    • My first job was like this, dude illegally hired me and I started the same day an hour later, only found out when I got older and his business got shut down that everyone working there was either an illegal immigrant or too young to work there
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    • Job funny Haha work
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    • I said this at my first job and he says “fantastic. Here’s the training videos now go help Steve in the back with the forklift”
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    • My current job, I showed up and said I could work that day and it was hell
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    • Then quit using the buzz word phrases: socialdistancing, lockdown, p(L)andemic, jobloss, givemeanotherstimulus... As "nike" says, Justdoit.
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    • My first job interview was 30 seconds and ended with can i start in 2 hours.
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    • My job interview consisted of them asking me what my favorite thing to do is outside of work and then gave me my name tag and had me start training the next day
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    • Went directly to the main manager and he gave me an interview right away, didn’t even wear proper attire for the job and he gave me the job on the spot
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    • You every laugh so hard that your face get a cramp, you crack you ribs and get organ failure? Well it happen to day. 🤣
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    • You guys are getting interviews?
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    • I start a job tomorrow wish me luck
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    • It's usally so you can tie up loose ends at another job
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    • Bruh i went to my first ever interview today for a job on campus and the dude kept saying stuff like “if you choose to work here” and im just like i thought i was applying. Dude was practically begging me to work there
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    • Normally usually yes, but in some cases once you got that job lined up you need to put in your two weeks at the other place so you can leave on good terms. Other than that I see no reason to not just hop in and start working on the spot.
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    • This happened when i started my actual career coming right out of college i went to work at a software development firm and when i finished my interview the exec i was talking to said and i quote "we're running super low on manpower so if i assigned you a desk could you just start working like now?"
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    • The grind don't stop. Gotta get that bread to get the bills paid.
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    • What is this thing called i absolutely fucking love this thing
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    • Where I work now I got a couple questioned asked and was hired on the spot. Got told to change and started that night
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    • I called up my old company I quit a few months back and I was on duty within hours. Gotta love desperate bosses.
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    • With how my current job is going, if any of my interviews ask me to start the next day, I'm saying f... it and going for it. Some jobs you could care less if you make a good final impression.
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    • That’s a good answer shows you care
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    • If I went for a job interview I would not be prepared or ready to start working
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    • When your just oozing sauce
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    • You guys get a call back?
      TONEMAIN 7 sep
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    • got a job interview on wednesday wish me luck (first job)
      tomi 7 sep
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    • I've got an interview sometime this week. Cant wait
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    • My current employment, K-VA-T Food city, was a pretty good experience, took a saliva test and the HR lady there plain as day said "Look I'm hiring him either way because he is open availability." And I deadass almost cried
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    • Told a few jobs that
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    • I say next week so I have a last hoorah of having no responsibilities
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    • I’m a head chef in a hospital and they told me I was already hired because of my resume.
      MR_HALO 7 sep
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    • I got interviewed on the day I started working
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    • I love people who like to work. They're hard to hang out with but I respect the hell outta that grind
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    • I did that for my current job. They asked when I could start. I replied that I could start right fucking now. I then worked that day
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    • When I got a new job i turned in my application and the store owner was like "can you work tomorrow?" And I was like "of course" and he just "okay see you at 9:30" and I've been working there ever since.
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    • Ive legit had that happen. But was offered the job. Walked into my normal smoke shop one day after leaving burger king and got offered a job randomly. Great place to work
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    • I’m trying to mentally prep myself to go back to work. I’m trying to go to college. Been sick for months. I really don’t want to go back to trying to sell drugs bois
      zavybaby 7 sep
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    • FO REAL
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    • Idk why but especially when I interviewed at McDonalds, I did not actually want to work there but it was my only option and they asked if I could clock in that night and I painfully had to accept because I couldn’t say no
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    • I have an interview today wish me luck
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    • I just had my first job interview and start tommrow so wish me luck!!
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    • Haha I said the same shit went for a job fair they ask when you available I said give me a shirt I'll clock in right now boom now Im hired and doing training
      boy6025 7 sep
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    • I actually just finished my first week at my new job as a cookie delivery driver!
      ECorp 7 sep
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    • Fuck, job interviews really do give me a whole different kind of anxiety. Self doubt is a bbiiitttchhh
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    • I tried to throw my interview a couple weeks ago, didn’t dress that good. Gave super bland answers. He told me I start Friday. I get home and find out I interviewed at the wrong place. It was a restaurant
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    • I was actually in a job interview and they asked if I had any questions. I asked “when do I start?”. They put me in a uniform that day.
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    • Nah first tell me why yall short staff.
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    • SHHHH... IVE WON THIS MUCH SO FAR
      ArtiB 7 sep
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    • Wait, you guys are getting hired?
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    • Had my job interview at 3 and she straight up told me “come back at five.”
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    • Sameee
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    • Shouldn’t. Don’t leave your job until you have another.
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    • I bought a uniform on the internet and I've been working here for three weeks already
      pspsps 7 sep
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    • iNigga
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    • The sad part is if you go to a job that is severely understaffed you'll just be used and never thanked for putting in all the extra hours that they need.
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