• My mom: I'm gonna give away all the
toys you don't use anymore
Me at 24 years old:
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    • I swear to God Mom, if you touch my Transformers, I'm gonna commit and Optimus Crime
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    • No one steals my Tonka truck
      AirMann 22 jul
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    • Honestly me with me LEGO collection. I don’t care if I’m 22. That’s probably well over a grand of LEGO’s. You better bury me with those.
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    • No one threatens my Legos.
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    • This reminds me of when my mom sold my n64 collection without warning. Told me a story about how she sold it to a crying kid and his dad. You know we got finessed. I had a ton of good games like banjo kazooie, wwf no mercy, majora's mask, 007 the world is not enough and more.
      SirTobi 22 jul
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    • Parents are temporary, toys are eternal.
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    • You sell my LEGOs, I sell your kidneys
      _Hans 22 jul
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    • Wife tried that with my Legos. I about stabbed her
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    • Undo_Guy 22 jul
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    • When I joined the army my mom sold my N64, sega genesis, original xbox, and xbox 360. I was p i s s e d
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    • I had every last one of my childhood toys thrown away or sold. Let me tell you now, if you still have them, defend those fuckers with your life. To this day I'm still incredibly upset that I'll never ONCE be able to find old boxes of toys and revisit my childhood
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    • That was me at nineteen and I hadn't touched my toys for years, then my ma decides to bring the box with all my shit in it and lo and behold, the fucking TMNT and power rangers where right there and I fucking acted like a kid for a good hour before breaking down to my meaningless existence
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    • Not the Bionicles!!! 😭😭
      Cr1tikal 22 jul
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    • i love my mom and she’s awesome. but mannnn fuck her for pressuring me to sell my star wars action figures
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    • Mom please for the last time, I need my toy soldiers, we still have other missions to complete
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    • Don't touch My stuff!
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    • Not my big transformers collection
      rudycera 23 jul
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    • I was really into monster jam and while I was under anesthetics my mom gave away 3/4 of my 1:64 scale trucks
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    • I've been collecting legos since I was 7 but since I was basically kicked out I lost all of them and only just found out that I had a rare Obiwan Kenobi minifig (was from my first ever lego set)that was in great condition and also was executive in the set with Luke's dunecraft
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    • Give away her sex toys and see how she likes it
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    • Sorry mom, but the imaginex dinosaurs stay with me!
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    • I've tried but Goodwill refuses to take used sex dolls
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    • Touch my hot wheels and you die bitch
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    • Shit not my bad drago-
      Boat_Man 22 jul
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    • god my parents do this too much. threw away my massive webkinz collection and also my ps2 witih all my games. didnt even try to sell the ps2 just in the garbage wtf??
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    • Legos clearly say up to 99 years
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    • I for some reason was still attached to a few stuffed animists when I was 18 and refused to get rid of them even though they were collecting dust in my closet, then one day I just though it’d be better to give em to my 4 year old sister, she doesn’t sleep without them now
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    • They tried....but my Hex Trucks wouldn’t let them...
      Human177 23 jul
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    • I still have alot of my legos and occasionally buy the lego car models. Never grow up and stay young at heart lads.
      logicman 23 jul
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    • I’m a Gen Z but if you give any kid a stuffed animal who is over the age of 4 or 5 they are NEVER even going to acknowledge it if they have a tablet
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    • My in laws did this. My husband had GI joes, transformers, dukes of hazard, and thunder cat toys all in great condition from the 70s-80s.They threw them away. It was and still is bs to me
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    • My toys are mine not his
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    • noon 22 jul
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    • I'm not a cat?
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    • Here before epic fail
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    • Not to be depressing but, my dad threw out all of my childhood toys, birthday/Christmas cards, notebooks ect. I dont have anything I can pass down to my future children from my childhood....
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    • Don’t fucking touch my hotwheels
      jyama 24 jul
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    • That's because even if its junk its a precious peice of memory but remember those memories will pass and you will be forgotten but if you give them away for other children to use it will build memories for them and the toy also has its history y may not have had it first but dont have it last
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    • I threw away my gijoe collection. In preparation. I don't want to leave anything behind for others to have. The memories I have with those toys are mine. Those toys we're mine and no one else's. If i could've I'd bring them with on my journey but Ik that can't be done not where I'm going.
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    • I'd rather have my old toys decay and fall in disrepair than to have someone else's crotch goblin touch them. If I was Andy in Toy Story 3, I'd rather have Woody and the rest become desituted in the attic than to let that little shit have them, theyre mine and my memories alone
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    • Where are my legos? Are they safe? Are they alright?
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    • The only toy I have is the one my grandma gave me
      Puta 23 jul
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    • My brother and I gave away our toys to our little nieces and nephews. There was legos, bionicles, hotwheels, magetics, marvel toys, and several various fast-food mini toys. Holy crap I was in a 2 week stress. I found one piece of LEGO left in the flr vent and yes I still hold that piece to this day.
      MrHunting 22 jul
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    • I have a whole tub full of toy cars a that was pretty much all I played with as a kid. I'd take one with me if we went anywhere and I fully intend on keeping them until I die
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    • One Easter I got this very big stuffed rabbit when I was 8. I loved it so much. It meant so much to me. Then about a month later, my mom donated it to help people suffering from a recent tornado strike. I didn't have a choice in the matter. How the hell is a 5 foot tall Easter Bunny gonna help? :(
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    • Yeh you say that but my ma threw out my hot wheels collection and my dad swears I had a bunch of older expensive ones in there
      lion1997 22 jul
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    • I'm in the process of packing my childhood house up. Mother passed away so I get to do it. Just found my old car models and some other old toys of mine. Ahhh the memories.
      JMcK 22 jul
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    • Mom sold my bay blade area set without my permission and I’m very sad about it
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    • They have sentimental value. I didn't talk to my own mom for 3 weeks after she gave away my toys while I was at school. And I was 13!!
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    • Isn't it depressing how our collective enjoyment of life has decreased enough for this to be relatable
      EdgeRuko 22 jul
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    • No please mom
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    • Accurate. I'm 24 and absolutely refuse to sell or get rid of my hot wheels
      YRB_12 22 jul
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    • Me replying
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    • She bout to catch these hands
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    • Not my action figures and hot wheels!!!
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    • trainkid 22 jul
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    • I think it’s because as boys we didn’t get toys like that so the ones we did get we fucking stuck with them. I have an old power ranger that I don’t even touch, but I’ll be damned if it’s going in the trash
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    • Maximus_ 22 jul
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    • Bahaha
      Gracie11 23 jul
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    • Grow up bitch
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    • Dont live with your parents at 24 then.
      Mtg_EDH 22 jul
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    • Ok
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    • Listen to Dont throw out my Legos by AJR. It's kinda a deep version of this
      20jacobs 25 jul
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    • I’m so glad I grew up really poor only having a few toys. Me and my brother use to pass the time beating each others ass and drawing dragon ball z photos.
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    • My mom took all my legos and gave them to my brothers without asking
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    • Not the legos!
      Min90 25 jul
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    • toy story had a huge impact on me and now with the last movie i can never give up my toys
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    • I mean she would just give them to my kids
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    • Oi, this is too close to home. I’m 24 and plan to save all my toys so my kids can have the same enjoyment I did. It also saves money.
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    • Same
      Reflex42 25 jul
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    • Hell no, I have Transformer toys you can't find anymore
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    • The Lego Deathstar dies with me mom
      Raccoozs 24 jul
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    • My mom would always take my shit to goodwill without asking me. WHEN I WAS STILL A KID
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    • I tried to through away my shit and my mom was upset
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    • My mom fucking gives all my shit to goodwill
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    • I want to give those to my kid(s) when I’m older... we used to visit my dads childhood home and we would still find army men he had hid as a kid around the yard. It’s one of my favorite childhood memories
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    • Everything except the old games and the Bakugan
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    • NO THE FUCK YOU AREN'T
      Ashamed 24 jul
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    • You still have time to save them
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    • My 3 y.o. nephew found my old biolicles and loves them
      bubbarush 24 jul
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    • SaneAnt 24 jul
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    • NOT MY megablocks!
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    • Why they r@ppin that poor animal?
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    • My moms literally getting rid of my Lego collection like $2000 in 14 years of building
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    • My mom won’t let me get rid of my old toys. I’m 17...
      B3L0WZERO 24 jul
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    • Andy honey calm down
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    • My mom threw away one of my mangas that I really liked
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    • I gave all of my bricks to my little cousin. I still have my minifigures with me in my new house though.
      Stankleaf 24 jul
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    • NO one taking mine away that's for MY child
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    • It’s literally memories being thrown away and soon destroyed
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    • Leave my hot wheels alone bitch
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    • Mom sold all my toys in a garage sale once. Then ten years later they were worth sooooo much money
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    • Why are we mainstreaming delusion
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    • Say you're saving it for if you have kids
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    • My mom gave away all my Pokemon cards worth hundreds if not thousands of dollars.
      2Far 23 jul
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