fellas, you put the toilet seat down for her but ask yourself, when has she left it up for you? know. your. worth.
JcUnwrittenTTV JcUnwrittenTTV
25 oct 2020
fellas, you put the toilet seat down for her but ask yourself, when has she left it up for you? know. your. worth.
Cat gets run over by a car
cat:
CoO.
iy d
Made with effort for my ANYWAY cakeday
Faye_Valentine Faye_Valentine
24 sep 2020
Cat gets run over by a car cat: CoO. iy d Made with effort for my ANYWAY cakeday
When you bring her a Plan B and she take it with a Four Loko
@Hoodville
When you bring her a Plan B and she take it with a Four Loko @Hoodville
When the teacher walks up to you
during an exam and look at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"
White_Red_noon White_Red_noon
8 mar
When the teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"
I'm not sure who this woman is
but apparently she knows you
orchid80 orchid80
8 apr
I'm not sure who this woman is but apparently she knows you
I'm @ joker
I'm smoker
[ma
STROKE
usucknutz usucknutz
9 feb
I'm @ joker I'm smoker [ma STROKE
INS THE GARHER, ISN'THE?
No. What if were to say io you
"Meesa beena bad Girl'?
HunterForHire HunterForHire
27 sep 2020
INS THE GARHER, ISN'THE? No. What if were to say io you "Meesa beena bad Girl'?
there's a spongebob pineapple hotel and literally need to live here
ClownFromSpiralPs4 ClownFromSpiralPs4
26 sep 2020
there's a spongebob pineapple hotel and literally need to live here
Waking up on Monday morning
knowing you've got to do it all over again for those 2 days of freedom
forsaken51hate forsaken51hate
12 oct 2020
Waking up on Monday morning knowing you've got to do it all over again for those 2 days of freedom
when put in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone
sugondeeze sugondeeze
7 oct 2020
when put in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone
Females: "My baby so smart"
Me: when's your birthday Lil man?"
Him: "Shickennugget"
loganbutler loganbutler
24 apr
Females: "My baby so smart" Me: when's your birthday Lil man?" Him: "Shickennugget"
It's sweater season time.
Hope they still fit after quarantine
mealyjust mealyjust
29 oct 2020
It's sweater season time. Hope they still fit after quarantine
When she did her hair and makeup and spent $120.89 on lingerie to see me stand at the end of the bed like...
DOSEMMA
bigclout bigclout
1 may
When she did her hair and makeup and spent $120.89 on lingerie to see me stand at the end of the bed like... DOSEMMA
If you want to understand the Universe
Ale
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Stop believing you are an APE on a Spinning Ball!
If you want to understand the Universe Ale Rr Ft> aA re Stop believing you are an APE on a Spinning Ball!
Ari LaBelja
Me making sure everyone on the couch is paying attention when I'm the one that picked the movie:
7-08 PM - Twitter for iPhone
Ari LaBelja Me making sure everyone on the couch is paying attention when I'm the one that picked the movie: 7-08 PM - Twitter for iPhone
MODERNA PFIZER
MODERNA PFIZER
Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out
percules30 percules30
27 jan
Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
FunnyOverlordX
16 jun
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Disillusioned With Democratic
Process, More Americans Throwing
Support Behind Aragorn, King Of
Gondor
Hugh_Cooltron Hugh_Cooltron
5 nov 2020
The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee Disillusioned With Democratic Process, More Americans Throwing Support Behind Aragorn, King Of Gondor