Jinkies! You were so busy looking at
Daphne, you forgot the nerdy gal!
humanumbragbxtrap humanumbragbxtrap
4 feb
Jinkies! You were so busy looking at Daphne, you forgot the nerdy gal!
Me: be careful on that
my kids:
Jack
Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
Me: be careful on that my kids: Jack Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
Drive thru: Will that be all?
Me:
The First Order was only the beginning!
Neo_aTK Neo_aTK
25 oct 2020
Drive thru: Will that be all? Me: The First Order was only the beginning!
Punish the deed and not the breed
Yo*:
Miy
The ONN thing "thing Lve
EVER "act
Was CANCER, and
WON!
SnowflakeTheArcticFox SnowflakeTheArcticFox
26 sep 2020
Punish the deed and not the breed Yo*: Miy The ONN thing "thing Lve EVER "act Was CANCER, and WON!
doctor: you have three days to live me: doctor:
doctor: you have three days to live me: doctor:
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate
their guns too...
ME: Well, ain't this place a
geographical oddity!...
DickHoits DickHoits
18 mar
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate their guns too... ME: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity!...
When you tried really hard at white elephant but they keep trying to get people to steal it.
Markmarkmark
13 dec 2020
When you tried really hard at white elephant but they keep trying to get people to steal it.
This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it
hive_of_many hive_of_many
23 sep 2020
This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it
here are six stimulus checks hidden in chocolate bars throughout the country.
JudgementalRooster
28 dec 2020
here are six stimulus checks hidden in chocolate bars throughout the country.
nee _
cullen_r93
They call me ranch cause I be dressing
CookiesAnMilf CookiesAnMilf
25 sep 2020
nee _ cullen_r93 They call me ranch cause I be dressing
Weak dudes are easily intimidated & just don't know how to deal with a independent woman that doesn't need others to validate her existence
@JazmineGarcia
bossmemesgang30 bossmemesgang30
1 dec 2020
Weak dudes are easily intimidated & just don't know how to deal with a independent woman that doesn't need others to validate her existence @JazmineGarcia
Little gray cat - Little gray cat
Heather7 Heather7
25 sep 2020
Little gray cat - Little gray cat
hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.
this
hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris. this
"My sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital in a suit because first impressions matter."
GET
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
7 jan 2021
"My sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital in a suit because first impressions matter." GET
Dog dad waits for your smiles in hopes that he would smile as well. Share a smile. - Dog dad waits for your smiles in hopes that he would smile as well. Share a smile.
NorgenNaviSuil NorgenNaviSuil
21 sep 2020
Dog dad waits for your smiles in hopes that he would smile as well. Share a smile. - Dog dad waits for your smiles in hopes that he would smile as well. Share a smile.
Me walking into the adult toy store and not seeing a single action figure
Arthurfleck88 Arthurfleck88
26 apr
Me walking into the adult toy store and not seeing a single action figure
So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went? - So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went?
Leaps Leaps
27 sep 2020
So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went? - So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went?