• Jenny Nicholson
@JennyENicholson
We're gonna have to retire the expression "avoid it like the
plague" because it turns out humans do not do that
    • EmailPinterestRedditTumblr Report
    • Copy link
    • Pinterest
  • 1516 comments

    • Probably cuz this isnt a plague
      753 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • When did the plague come back?
      638 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • The plague also, yah know had a 3 day life expectancy
      y33ty0te 7 sep
      534 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • For the millionth time this is not a plague not even close. It's like a slightly more severe flu mixed with allergies..
      505 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 432 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This isn't a plague, it's Flu 2: Electric Boogaloo
      384 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It nooned a third of Europe, not a third of 1% of people that got it.
      282 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 99.9 percent chance of recovery
      243 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Ah yes, the plague, The 0.3% Death rate plague
      214 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Y’all are pussies. This virus at this point has proven to be another flu. Not a fucking plague. Congrats y’all got fear mongered by the sniffles
      186 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Can everybody stop freaking the fuck out over COVID-19? Yes people are gonna get sick and some of them are gonna die.
      81 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • The “pandemic” that was exaggerated is not a plague. Plagues noon people
      Mello 7 sep
      69 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Maybe if the “plague” actually existed after the 1300s lmao
      LilChaos 7 sep
      57 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Because it’s not a plague?
      TONEMAIN 7 sep
      52 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This comment section shows exactly why the US has over 6 million cases and counting.
      78 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I don't think a little cold counts as a plague! People that blindly hide behind a mask and fear monger on the other hand I would consider the plague.
      53 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Noooooo not the superflu nooooo minor inconvenience nooooooo......
      42 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • For the last time, this in no way qualifies as a plague. Survival rates upwards of 98% are not “plague” material.
      29 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Sweet Jesus if I could catch corona again I'd cough on every living thing I walked by, fucking diabetes has a way higher KDR but that's not stopping 2/3rds of you from getting fat.
      27 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • We haven’t had a plague. We’ve had misinformation, mishandling, conflicting recommendations and mandates, all creating a hype and hysteria on all sides.
      18 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • quigs 7 sep
      21 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Not a plague, more like a common flu now with the current death rate and such
      17 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • ah yes the disease that nooned over 50% of europe’s population.. that has nothing on covid which has a horrifying 99.5% survivability rate.. comparing the plague to covid is like comparing being stung by a bee to getting shot by a .50BMG.
      13 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 15 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • The "plague"
      11 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This isn't the plague.
      TheCheat 7 sep
      12 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Should've been using "avoid it like a compromise" cuz most of you can't come to a compromise in arguments anymore
      8 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • The definition of a plague is “an infectious disease that spreads rapidly and kilIs many people” so technically this is a plague (194,000 American deaths) and so is swine flu (16,000 American deaths) and so is the flu (35,000 on average in the USA) anything over 100 deaths is what I would consider
      24 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • The plague is 10x worse it was nearly a death sentence. The only people who die from Covid already have preexisting conditions
      9 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 6%!!!!! HAHA
      8 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Covid isn’t a plague but it also isn’t a non-issue. We should take precautions but shouldn’t make extreme measures. The masks are a good middle ground because they’re the most effective solution we have outside of total quarantine, but people think that wearing a mask is the same as the Holocaust.
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I think tide pods started it.
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • How many EFAP fans in here
      7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • cheeks1 7 sep
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • More people die of diarrhea every year than covid
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Jenny is a Disney shill
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Since when have we been in a plague
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This isn't a plague, just a little chlorine in the gene pool...Long overdue.
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Government mandated mask meme
      asdf6 7 sep
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Friendly reminder that Jenny Nicholson thinks the message of the move Joker is that the mentally ill should stop taking their medication
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • People DO avoid plagues. ACTUAL plagues... Not this garbage covid bullshit.
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • y’all are some pedantic ass motherfuckers
      AttyLite 7 sep
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • The plague is back?
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Good thing this is nowhere near dangerous enough to be a plague
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Poopy doodoo fart nigga cum shit balls
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • We'll have to redefine plague to disease that actually noons the majority of humanity in order for people to take it seriously.
      Tyman91 8 sep
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Avoid it like it’s good for humanity
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Except we do not have a current plague, just a lying government and media.
      coachc 7 sep
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Sheesh you morons cant take a joke without making it literal. You guys must be the popular kids everybody loved in highschool.
      28 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Oh hey look, its Jenny "snake in the grass" Nicholson
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • What Plague?
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If this was anything worse than what it is sure
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • We don’t have a plague pandemic but if we did we’d all be fucked
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It’s the people who survived that said that
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I lost respect in this girl after she praised “The Last Jedi”
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Businesses are always making choices
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Probably cause Covid doesn't make you get big black buboes
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Avoid it like an std dont be silly wrap your willy ah who tf am I kidding that doesn’t work either cause so many stupid people exist rn
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Coronavirus isn't a plague. Plagues don't need doctors classifying cause of death as Covid when that isn't what nooned them to run up the death toll to justify BILL Gates profiting off the virus with his vaccine
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Jenny Nicholson is actually really funny. I normally can't stand people who make the content she does but she's lowkey hilarious.
      takm 7 sep
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Nah the meaning will just be reversed to be sarcastic
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • iFappy 7 sep
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Avoid it like a Software Update.
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • kanep0e 7 sep
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Ok but the plague had a much higher death rate sooooo for real. It's a severe flu, but for most people it isn't deadly. Ok you're comparing a plague that nooned 1/3 of all people to a virus that has 1% death rate.
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Propaganda. Laugh and comply
      Kzone153 7 sep
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Jenny Nicholson is the plague
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Well then again what’s going on rn couldn’t possibly be compared to the plague
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Not a plague
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Can't avoid it if its not happening
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Avoid it like the plague but instead of a 2% survival rate it’s 98%
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It wasn't the plague
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It is definitely not the plague lol the plague nooned like most everyone, this noons like 1% of everyone if that
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • *plague birb noises*
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Republish my Star Wars ad and I’ll sub to you.
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • K.
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • RaIph 7 sep
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Gobslober
      That’s because you need a plague
      Gobslober 7 sep
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Once again y’all can’t see past what happens now you fucking morons. We don’t know what this virus could do to us later on. Like how the chicken pox makes us WAY more likely to get shingles. And y’all clearly forget that we have been social distancing. This whole thing would be a million times worse
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That would assume COVID is plague-like... ie. there is danger to the average healthy adult, of which COVID poses no such threat.
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Okay honestly Coronavirus is basically just the flu now, although the vaccine hasn't been developed, it's not even that deadly. I wanna get the virus, recover, and just get this over with
      extraasf 7 sep
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Well, yes, but yes
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • A bunch of retards on this app calling it the flu or something less than the flu 🙄🤡🤡🤡
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • So many people commenting on the mortality rate, while ignoring the long-term effects it can have on your heart and lungs even after recovery. Was even reading a jama journal about neurological issues.
      Gandors 7 sep
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No, just Americans
      blayze15 7 sep
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It may not be a plague, but if you’re one of those people that won’t take the extra steps to keep yourself AND OTHERS safe because “sUrViVaL oF tHe FiTtEsT”, I hope you get cancer and then get turned away from the hospital bc “survival of the fittest, you weren’t the most fit”
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • The plague was actually deadly....
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Yes because a plague is happening
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Get healthy. Boom fixed.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Bubonic plague > covid19
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No no it’s not humans, it’s Americans.
      Lstein42 8 sep
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • People are dumb wtf
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Anyone who says those who suffer from Covid-19 are expendable and/or deserves it should be publicly stoned
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show

iFunny plug-in will teach your phone to smile

get on the iFunny app to roast them

All content related issues will be solved right here.
After all necessary information is provided, of course:

Complete the form below to notify iFunny of a claim relating to your intellectual property rights and content or some technical inconvenience with the service.
(Positive and productive feedback is appreciated as well).

Your details

Your relationships to the rights holder

Type of claim

Select
Copyright Trademark Nazi-related Offensive Technical difficulties Other
Describe the issue in detail. Please be specific.
Feeling poetic today? Feel free to provide more information
By clicking on "Submit" below, you are certifying the following statements:
  • I state that I have a good faith belief that use of the work(s) in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law.
  • I state that the information in this notification is accurate and, under penalty of perjury, that I am the owner of the exclusive right that is allegedly infringed, or an authorized agent for the owner.
  • I give my permission to pass my contact information to the alleged infringing party.

Privacy notice

For a list of the categories of personal information that we collect from you and how we use that information, please review iFunny’s privacy policy