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    • HI DADDY!!! UWU CUM HERE
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    • Y'all know he'd be like, "Regardless of the content of this... uh... box, at the bottom of the this box is... uh... hope."
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    • Here's some pictures
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    • Goldblum is Connected to Epstein
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    • Finally! Move over Keanu! Let Jeff be the next guy we idolize!
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    • Female fans now: Hey daddy 😏
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    • Remember when he played Jeff Goldblum in Thor: Ragnarok?
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    • He’s a white bill Cosby
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    • Didn't mean anything by it. He was just being sweet old him lol.
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    • I had a professor in college, a very sweet and goofy man whom everyone just loved. Well at times during rehearsals with our smaller groups he'd tell us to gather around closer to the piano saying, "Come closer to daddy." And we'd all laugh right then and there and make jokes because we knew he
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    • People think that he played the Grandmaster in Thor: Ragnarok. They are wrong. In fact the Grandmaster has been playing Jeff Goldblum for years and only in Thor: Ragnarok did he decide to reveal his true form
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    • You gotta earn that title mister
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    • Hmm it's like I've already seen this before
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    • That's Jeff Fucking Goldblum... Respect...
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    • He uh has uh some uh power uh move UHM.
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    • He is daddy
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    • He is honestly a really cool person and anyone who disagrees is wrong.
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    • when anyone is introduced to Jeff Goldblum, he says, “of course you are!” Jeff, this is John, “well, of course you are!” People eat it up. He makes you feel special even though he knows there’s no hope of remembering all the people introduced to him. He tries.
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    • LIFE FINDS A WAY !!!!
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    • If you watch the video where he reads thirst tweets he get super flattered when they call him daddy. Weirdly wholesome
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    • Uh life... Uh, uh... Finds a way
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    • Well he is a pedophile lmao
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    • Let's learn from MJ, aight Jeff?
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    • There's nothing weirder than Jeff Goldblum without stretching into the illegal
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    • I actually work at a place called pandoras box
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    • Change your apartment change your world
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    • Yes. Call me daddy.
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    • Well there it is
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    • Don't we all pal
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    • Life finds a way?
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    • Life. Finds. A. Way.
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    • He looks like a pedophile
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    • This man preaches the chaos theory. I don’t think Pandora’s box scares him
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    • CHAOS
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    • Someone call Epstein and ask if jeff- oh wait
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    • Yea but boy does he hate being right all the time
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    • Jeff goldblum is an older nick Kroll
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    • The answer to your question is: nope!
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    • Remember that the very last thing in the box is hope
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    • “Chaos”
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    • No no it does not
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