• "jedi dont have sex" is a lie the entire
order has told to yoda for 900 years bc
they don't want him to feel bad that hes
not getting any
Incorrect it's bc they knew that if Yoda
knew he could legally bone he'd destroy
every pussy in the galaxy
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    • Maybe if Jedi clapped cheeks they wouldn’t have damn near gone extinct
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    • “Legally” as if the galactic senate was like listen here little green wizard no poon for you
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    • Yoda and Yaddle sitting in a tree... force fucking like apes now let them be...
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    • Ki adi mundi was an exception
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    • Jedi can have casual sex, they just can't have "attachment"
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    • But Leia can just throw her legs up for her brother, han and the whole death star and no one bats an eye... RIP Carrie Fisher
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    • Tumblr epic moment
      NyukNyuk 15 jan
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    • Jedi's celibacy swear is stupid af when you think about how force sensitivity is genetic
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    • Destroy Yaddle’s green pussy, I will. Drink my cum, she will.
      jDawg108 15 jan
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    • Do you think the a jedi ever molested a younglings? Like how priest do with the altar boys!
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    • where the fuck do yall think Baby Yoda came from? Yoda and Yaddle were fucking like rabbits up in that phallic tower they inhabited.
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    • I just read a chapter of a canon Star Wars novel in which a Jedi has sex with a chick, and right after they’re done Qui-Gon walks in on them. Qui-Gon gets mad and says they’re supposed to be celibate and stuff, and the other Jedi explains that being celibate isn’t really a RULE.
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    • Yoda is probably hung like the midget in "Me Myself and Irene"
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    • Jedi just can’t form attachments, but they can be fuckboys all they want
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    • Revan has sex and created the Grey Jedi, and ended being one of the most powerful force users ever
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    • Use the force to tickle that clit
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    • I mean if you had 2 powerful Jedi breed wouldn’t it make and even more powerful Jedi baby kinda like anakin
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    • that dude with the tall ass head was given a license to fuck because his species was dying so he had like 7 wives
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    • He would be an exception for his species
      oshawatt 16 jan
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    • Said as though baby Yoda is not the love child of Yoda and Yaddle smdh y'all uncultured
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    • He’s called grand master for a reason
      WoIverine 15 jan
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      PorkSword 15 jan
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    • Jedi who are born to an endangered species have special privileges to fuck, like Yoda or Ki Adi Mundi
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    • Big ol bitties, you have😏
      EBHO1 15 jan
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    • Start a petition to only recognize the George Lucas canon
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    • Couldn’t you just use the force to convince anyone to fuck you
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    • Horny I am, fuck some big booty bitches I must.
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    • Coruscant prostitutes loved Jedi, dafuq are you talking about
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    • Imagine slaying 900 years of babes..
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    • Baby yoda is a product of yoda and yaddle
      MrHouse 15 jan
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    • And now we have baby yoda
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    • FUN FACT: Ki-Adi-Mundi had a harem, and he would spend his free time boning his multiple wives.
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    • merde 16 jan
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    • It’s not explicitly stated that Jedi can’t raw dog any and everyone they see, just that they can’t have romantic relationships.
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    • Sex is not forbidden, attachment is forbidden
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    • There's actually no law or rule preventing Jedi from sex. They're just not allowed to love
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    • When he cums does he yell the yoda death scream from LEGO Star Wars?
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    • I'm calling it Yoda has a 19 inch cock
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    • You’re a god damn fool if you think my man Obi-Wan Kenobi, biggest Chad this side of the unknown regions, died without clapping Satines cheeks
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    • They can have sex. They just aren't allowed to form attachments.
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    • Yoda and yaddle were clapping cheeks
      djburke 16 jan
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    • Big facts
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    • He already did you fools
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    • Yoda was clapping cheeks. Where do you think baby yoda came from?
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    • Jedi are allowed to have casual sex
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    • Clap cheeks, I must
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    • We all know Yoda is clapping 900 years of cheeks
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    • Well yea they could mind fuck everyone into blowjobs and make em think it was their idea. Whole army of bill Cosbys
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    • Yoda was clapping Yaddle cheeks
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    • Using the force for sex
      TheDorado 15 jan
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    • then where did baby yoda come from
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    • Spxne 16 jan
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    • They are fueled by a force passed on genetically (midichlorians) and yet can’t reproduce. Literally stifling the advancement of their own order.
      lzfour 16 jan
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    • The power of persuasion would really work well 😂
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    • I mean why not use the force to seduce women?
      Fr0zen 15 jan
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    • Canonically baby yoda is the result of Yoda boning
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    • Jedi can fuck but yoda can’t because of his ketamine addiction
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    • That’s where baby yoda came from
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    • Jedi fuck
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    • Yeah you know that duel with Dooku? It would look something like that. Would sound similar too.
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    • He'd force-fuck many women at once"like many voices scream out at once and then silenced"
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    • In the new movie it's the galactic pinis who day fighting
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    • Do Grey Jedi fall in this "no attachment" category?
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    • I’d be using that Jedi-mind-trick to get any puzzz I wanted. Don’t judge me or I’ll Jedi-mind-trick YOU!
      Dahophrin 19 jan
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    • Fuck pussy i will
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    • OooOOooh! Cummimg I am
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    • Where do you think baby yoda came from.....
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    • Denying our basic desires will keep us from being truly ourself
      KJ_Block 18 jan
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    • Well guess I'll be a sith lord then. Fuck you celibacy
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    • Forcegasm
      natmat 18 jan
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    • Like that do you? Mmmmmm!
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    • I mean wed all fuck aayla secura right?
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    • I finally got through the iFunny feature set
      trasheap 18 jan
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    • Force sensitivity is genetic, so if they just went and clapped cheeks then they'd be stronger
      RayrRey 18 jan
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    • IFunny has taught me that there was a female member of Yoda's species in Episode 1. I had no idea
      gc71 18 jan
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    • "Hot, i think you are. Bone, we must."
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    • Fuck, I will.
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    • What if your species was endangered
      TVLOGoS 18 jan
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    • Actually Jedi can fuck all they want they just can’t love because it can lead to strong emotions that can effect others and their connection to the force
      Austisman 18 jan
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    • God damn what's with all the star Wars memes today. I just got on and this is literally the tenth star wars meme in a row
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    • If they were allowed to, it would destroy women’s lives! Imagine them getting fingered from someone across the fricken room with the force, and then they having to go back to normal guys after the breakup
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    • When you realize Yoda has a kid.
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    • Fun fact: The Jedi weren't prohibited from having sex, they just couldn't have relationships. So they can do one nighters, just not form a bond.
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    • But yoda and yaddle had baby yoda...?
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    • What episode does it say that Jedi can’t bang?
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    • Maybe they feel bad that Yoda is one of the last of his species
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    • Jokes on you cause yoda destroyed more frog pussy than you can shake a lightsaber at back on his home planet
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    • Yoda is the GOAT, he can get all the pussy he wants
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    • At this point Anakin is the only Jedi I know of who got any...Obi-Wan may have gotten some but of course we can’t prove anything (Glances at Satine)....And I don’t even know if Palpatine counts BECAUSE APPARENTLY SOMETHING HAPPENED!
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    • Isn’t it in lore that some seekers had a child and brought them in for Jedi training? Claimed they just found them?
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    • He'd have baby Yodas everywhere
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    • Poor guy, such a powerful statement. Punctuation would have gone a long way!
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    • Mhmm reproduced I must, ketamine strong in my veins it is
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    • Jedi’s were castrated so they weren’t distracted or swayed by nefarious activities and women
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