Jawline so sharp
hotnessguys hotnessguys
4 apr 2020
Jawline so sharp
High fps and low temps will come to you if you thank gaming doggo
ff
SirCattoThe1st SirCattoThe1st
23 sep 2020
High fps and low temps will come to you if you thank gaming doggo ff
When I'm in a Zoom meeting and I hear someone's cat meow
I would like to see the baby.
JmoneyWitDaHoneys JmoneyWitDaHoneys
25 sep 2020
When I'm in a Zoom meeting and I hear someone's cat meow I would like to see the baby.
"To speak with a customer service representative, say representative."
ME:
iammasterofthebait2 iammasterofthebait2
31 dec 2020
"To speak with a customer service representative, say representative." ME:
6 year old me at Zam debating if i should hold my piss in till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
nuzzles nuzzles
25 sep 2020
6 year old me at Zam debating if i should hold my piss in till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
NOT?
BEETLEJUICE!
BEETLEJUICE!
Spartakiss Spartakiss
28 oct 2020
NOT? BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!
Dad: *pumping gas*
Mom: The smell of this gas is giving me a headache
Me in the back seat:
TheBoss420 TheBoss420
5 mar
Dad: *pumping gas* Mom: The smell of this gas is giving me a headache Me in the back seat:
our full-grown, 90-pound dog who stiFthinks he's a puppy
your lap
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
27 sep 2020
our full-grown, 90-pound dog who stiFthinks he's a puppy your lap
A group of flat earthers spent $20.000 on laser gyroscope in an attempt to prove that the Earth does not rotate. Instead, the laser actually picked up a drift, showing that the
Earth does rotate. This pretty much proved the exact opposite of their theory.
Well, well, well, how the turntables
TayIor TayIor
27 sep 2020
A group of flat earthers spent $20.000 on laser gyroscope in an attempt to prove that the Earth does not rotate. Instead, the laser actually picked up a drift, showing that the Earth does rotate. This pretty much proved the exact opposite of their theory. Well, well, well, how the turntables
Friend: You got any plans tonight?
Me:
AWS
myplaymate myplaymate
24 apr
Friend: You got any plans tonight? Me: AWS
When you touch the smallest amount of anti seize:
Deanus_Satanus Deanus_Satanus
28 nov 2020
When you touch the smallest amount of anti seize:
Day 351 of 15 days to flatten the curve but now I'm hiding from aerial Chinese Anal
Drone Bot. (MAR 2021)
ChUcky16 ChUcky16
2 mar
Day 351 of 15 days to flatten the curve but now I'm hiding from aerial Chinese Anal Drone Bot. (MAR 2021)
thats right... buy all of cumcoin and dump all my fartbucks into booba
ShitPostGod ShitPostGod
11 may
thats right... buy all of cumcoin and dump all my fartbucks into booba
When you tell your man all the tea because he's your best friend
Nala_Marie Nala_Marie
15 apr
When you tell your man all the tea because he's your best friend
Nicole Byer wants to know why Star
Wars and Lord Of The Rings movies
are "Just. So. Long."
Be silent Keep orked tencue nd your teeth.
davycrockpot43 davycrockpot43
28 sep 2020
Nicole Byer wants to know why Star Wars and Lord Of The Rings movies are "Just. So. Long." Be silent Keep orked tencue nd your teeth.
The villain: i will destroy the world the hero: where you gonna live
The villain:
c0wb0y c0wb0y
18 jan 2021
The villain: i will destroy the world the hero: where you gonna live The villain:
Drink responsibly.
KingAlex KingAlex
19 may
Drink responsibly.
Bread maker: I've baked you're bread sir
Genius who's about to invent toast:
do it again
Spiders Spiders
4 dec 2020
Bread maker: I've baked you're bread sir Genius who's about to invent toast: do it again
The With
Cat The
Bat
Has
Had
Enough
or
That
None_Of_Ya_Business None_Of_Ya_Business
25 sep 2020
The With Cat The Bat Has Had Enough or That
Never been shit
< @sadnhoeless
What's a toxic trait that you have?
I'm the type to wake up on time but lay in bed until i end up being latte.
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
Never been shit < @sadnhoeless What's a toxic trait that you have? I'm the type to wake up on time but lay in bed until i end up being latte.