• Japanese Man Develops Bird Poop Sticker To
Combat Bicycle Theft Problem
The bycycle thief who read the article:
Jokes On Yous
The bicycle theif who read the article but sat in actual bird poop:
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    • bycycle theif
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    • If you don't want a surprise in your DMs, like this comment 🥰💕
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    • Learn how to crop u fuckin idiot
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    • Still would steal. You think poop will deter a thief?! Just wipe it off. Thieves do nastier stuff all the time. Have ya ever heard of meth heads?
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    • theif
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    • "you may have outsmarted me but I have outsmarted your outsmarting"
      Niqqward 8 sep
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    • Does that actually deter bike theives? Do people not steal cars because of one McDonald's cup in the back seat?
      C55P 8 sep
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    • What the fuck am I looking at
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    • Stupid it_was_his_hat_mr_krabs, you don't know I was here. >:)
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    • Just stand and pedal
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    • Shit meme
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    • Or stuck his fingers in bird poop thinking to take the sticker off
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    • Or just wrap a chain around the tire spokes and the handle bar
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    • Hahahaha if they sit in actual bird poop well that's insta karma
      cassiy 8 sep
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    • bird man but there is no bird man there is only penis
      pimann 8 sep
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    • Stupid. That's why you need to taste test
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    • bike cuck
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    • Bycycle thceif
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    • i before e except after c
      BobGaro 8 sep
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    • Looks like cum
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    • Bycycle
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    • Godzilla
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    • the dumbass that sits on two stickers but he only put 1 in the first place
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    • 2nd panel doesn't make sense retard
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    • Jokes on you I can’t read
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    • Just shit on it yourself to establish dominance
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    • Dont have to worry bout that when the goddamn birds make it their fuckin mission to shit on my bike
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    • "Develops"? It's a fuckin sticker
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    • I thought that was a nutsack and they stuck a needle into it and nut was dripping out
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    • Bycycle cuck
      HamOnRye 8 sep
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    • Why would you color the seat like that, straight up had me thinking iFunny gave up and just starting featuring hardcore porn for a second
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    • They got stickers now? I always just bust a fat nut on my seat every time I park my bike
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    • Doubt they care
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    • Nice cropping shit lord
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    • I live in Austin. Tons of bums and stolen bikes. Bird shit isn’t the dirtiest thing they’ve sat in lately.
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    • Reddit feature
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    • Try cropping better
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    • How do you misspell a word you already spelled correctly the sentence before?
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    • What’s a bycycle?
      Lai3 8 sep
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    • What the fuck is this shitty ass meme
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    • I thought this was a fucking ad at first
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    • Hey, at least he got a new bike.
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    • Cum seat
      pb42 8 sep
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    • Are all you guys bots? I’m I the last Ifunnier? Don’t leave me guys!
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    • My god is this bad
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    • What kind of crop is this?
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    • Why do that when i can just shit on my own bike
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    • Foundry 8 sep
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    • Lets hope no one is more happy for a stranger who has his bike than sad about not having a bike
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