james
there's no way my cat knows his actual name. i've given him like 10 new nicknames today alone. i just called him my sweet bowl of cheese and he was like ya iam
DrPepperOffical DrPepperOffical
20 sep 2020
james there's no way my cat knows his actual name. i've given him like 10 new nicknames today alone. i just called him my sweet bowl of cheese and he was like ya iam
Matryoshkat
How many cats do you
have?
be
Himiko Himiko
28 sep 2020
Matryoshkat How many cats do you have? be
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
Funnydudehaha
22 feb
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
NOT KNOWING THE TRUTH DOESN'T MAKE YOU IGNORANT
HOT TO
KNOW THE TRUTH IS WHAT MAKES YOU IGNORANT
DickHoits DickHoits
16 oct 2020
NOT KNOWING THE TRUTH DOESN'T MAKE YOU IGNORANT HOT TO KNOW THE TRUTH IS WHAT MAKES YOU IGNORANT
Always remember, you're not ugly.
You're just broke.
ChuckyCoupons ChuckyCoupons
26 feb
Always remember, you're not ugly. You're just broke.
About to watch some Netflix
Cheekiemonkeybuns Cheekiemonkeybuns
14 dec 2020
About to watch some Netflix
Lily at makes me want to start a family plan
Saitamasaitama Saitamasaitama
14 sep 2020
Lily at makes me want to start a family plan
THE_COMMENT_TROLL THE_COMMENT_TROLL
27 sep 2020
My 90 yr old neighbour came to say goodhye to my dog...
When your co-workers keep quiting but you're in it for the long haul
keep telling everybody that they should move on.
Some do, but not us.
jemd3
10 mar
When your co-workers keep quiting but you're in it for the long haul keep telling everybody that they should move on. Some do, but not us.
Barber: What kinda cut you want?
Guy: Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm?
Barber: Say no more fam
Barber: What kinda cut you want? Guy: Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm? Barber: Say no more fam
Online classes are great! IDK why people keep complaining, my teacher is great!
earlyUnbreakingiv2 earlyUnbreakingiv2
15 dec 2020
Online classes are great! IDK why people keep complaining, my teacher is great!
davyboy13 davyboy13
23 sep 2020
TikTok @blakgunderson Nobody: Me escaping the principal: il I
Her: You wanna go upstairs?
Me: Sure...
Her: Do you have protection?
Me: W-why, what's up there?
ag
2old2meme 2old2meme
15 nov 2020
Her: You wanna go upstairs? Me: Sure... Her: Do you have protection? Me: W-why, what's up there? ag
I just hired this babysitter, can anyone tell me where can find a baby
ReHillbillyTated ReHillbillyTated
24 feb
I just hired this babysitter, can anyone tell me where can find a baby
When you smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of a time you almost died
Cz
sugondeeze sugondeeze
13 oct 2020
When you smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of a time you almost died Cz
when he says you're the only person he's talking to but he's also messaging the 7 fake accounts you made
T_O_P T_O_P
27 oct 2020
when he says you're the only person he's talking to but he's also messaging the 7 fake accounts you made
Vietnam police: 345,000 used condoms were cleaned, sold as new
gottiloc gottiloc
25 sep 2020
Vietnam police: 345,000 used condoms were cleaned, sold as new
trying to have a conversation with ppl and they keep saying "vibes", "energy",
"toxic", "manifest", "soul", "spirits" & "the
universe" every 2 seconds
ItTyrone ItTyrone
29 dec 2020
trying to have a conversation with ppl and they keep saying "vibes", "energy", "toxic", "manifest", "soul", "spirits" & "the universe" every 2 seconds
I got an F in art class for my cat drawing still wondering what was so wrong with it
SirCattoThe1st SirCattoThe1st
25 sep 2020
I got an F in art class for my cat drawing still wondering what was so wrong with it
When you're putting charge on a wall and hear some drug addict start hooking up a car battery on the other side.
XXXextensioncord XXXextensioncord
3 mar
When you're putting charge on a wall and hear some drug addict start hooking up a car battery on the other side.