james
there's no way my cat knows his actual name. i've given him like 10 new nicknames today alone. i just called him my sweet bowl of cheese and he was like ya iam
DrPepperOffical DrPepperOffical
20 sep 2020
james there's no way my cat knows his actual name. i've given him like 10 new nicknames today alone. i just called him my sweet bowl of cheese and he was like ya iam
DO YOU LOVE ME?
THE FAN WANTED TO SAY YES,
BUT IT WAS ONLY CAPABLE OF HORIZONTAL OSCILLATION
iTzMoonStar iTzMoonStar
24 sep 2020
DO YOU LOVE ME? THE FAN WANTED TO SAY YES, BUT IT WAS ONLY CAPABLE OF HORIZONTAL OSCILLATION
When I'm about to Snitch on my step sister and she says "wait I'll do anything"
Aj1604 Aj1604
10 feb
When I'm about to Snitch on my step sister and she says "wait I'll do anything"
How she looks when she says
"She'll he readv in 5 minutes"
awful_page1 awful_page1
19 dec 2020
How she looks when she says "She'll he readv in 5 minutes"
Women commenting on each other's instagram photos, like...
totally ' your skin and wear it tofmyibirihday It's coming
SpareParts SpareParts
4 nov 2020
Women commenting on each other's instagram photos, like... totally ' your skin and wear it tofmyibirihday It's coming
Since hair cant be recovered from fossils, nobody can tell me that dinosaurs didnt look like this
pickles05
15 apr
Since hair cant be recovered from fossils, nobody can tell me that dinosaurs didnt look like this
VS
MAN SAYS HIS THREAT TO BLOW UP A BATHROOM HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH A BOMB
FOX 26 com houston.c
Krypticus Krypticus
24 sep 2020
VS MAN SAYS HIS THREAT TO BLOW UP A BATHROOM HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH A BOMB FOX 26 com houston.c
LET THE BOBBYS LET THE BOBBYS HIT THE FLOOR HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BOBBYS LET THE BOBBYS
HIT THE FLOOR HIT THE FLOOR
BWAAAAAAAAAH! I A\\ y /
SlimFresh69 SlimFresh69
24 sep 2020
LET THE BOBBYS LET THE BOBBYS HIT THE FLOOR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BOBBYS LET THE BOBBYS HIT THE FLOOR HIT THE FLOOR BWAAAAAAAAAH! I A\\ y /
Who else is excited
toe,
For a She-Hulk Film?
lil_musty_giffleexe lil_musty_giffleexe
13 oct 2020
Who else is excited toe, For a She-Hulk Film?
Me: Is about to leave a bench
Person: *Sits next to me*
Me waiting a few extra minutes before leaving so I don't hurt the persons feelings:
AgeekableGirl97 AgeekableGirl97
5 mar
Me: Is about to leave a bench Person: *Sits next to me* Me waiting a few extra minutes before leaving so I don't hurt the persons feelings:
I got an F in art class for my cat drawing still wondering what was so wrong with it
ha
Goofy Goofy
24 sep 2020
I got an F in art class for my cat drawing still wondering what was so wrong with it ha
Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco
Posted on May 17, 2019, 41 EDT
Taco Bell
Don't threaten me with a good time
SturdyTree SturdyTree
8 oct 2020
Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco Posted on May 17, 2019, 41 EDT Taco Bell Don't threaten me with a good time
So... bought a facemask headwrap thing from walmart.
As sit here looking like a giant uncircumcised penis, I am regretting my purchase.
OfficialJohnnyFK OfficialJohnnyFK
18 jan 2021
So... bought a facemask headwrap thing from walmart. As sit here looking like a giant uncircumcised penis, I am regretting my purchase.
ats a cute outfit.
Did your husband give it to you?
AaronH522 AaronH522
26 sep 2020
ats a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?
Steve Harvey
@SteveHarvey
stop sending me this
Steve Harvey @SteveHarvey stop sending me this
My Girlfriend: Gives me one
last bj before leaving me.
Everyone else at my funeral:
My Girlfriend: Gives me one last bj before leaving me. Everyone else at my funeral:
SYGMOND THE GREY: A REALLY EPIC CAT BRACE YOURSELVES
IS COMING
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
24 sep 2020
SYGMOND THE GREY: A REALLY EPIC CAT BRACE YOURSELVES IS COMING