Jack Daniels Fishing Story
went fishing this morning,
but after a short time I ran out
Then I saw a cottonmouth
a frog in its mouth.
Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in its
mouth, I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog,
and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without
getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and
little whiskey in its mouth. Its eyes rolled back,
and it went limp.
I released the snake into the lake without incident and
carried on fishing, using the frog.
Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It
was that damn snake
two more frogs.
Life is good.