Jack Daniels Fishing Story
I went ﬁshing this morning,
men I saw a mnonmouth
with a frog in its mouth.
Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in its
mouth, I gmbbed it right behind the head, took the frog,
and put it in my bait bucket.
Now ﬂIe dila-nma m how to mime the snake without
getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jad( Daniels and
poured a lime whiskey in its mouth. Its cvs rolled badx,
and it went limp.
I rdeased the snake into me lake without incident and
carried on ﬁshing, using the frog.
Not long alter, I felt a nudge on my foot. It
was that damn snake with
Life is good.