• So I‘m at Walmart returning 37 pool
noodles (because youth ministry) &
rather than explaining the whole story
of why I‘m a grown man returning 37
pool noodles; when asked "Reason for
return?" Ijust said: "The shopping list
said noodles, but not what kind... boy
was my wife mad.”
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    • Being a retail manager this shit pisses me off...buying something for a weekend event and then returning it after use...to me that’s stealing because the majority of the time we have to either reduce the price or completely trash it
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    • So let me get this straight, you buy all these noodles for a church thing for kids, they use them and you think it’s okay to return them after? Religious people are wack
      Fukitt 12 jun
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    • So he bought something used it and returned it?
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    • Wait. So, you used the pool noodles and then returned them?? Burn in Hell.
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    • why return them? just keep them for future use or throw them away yourself
      Coccyx 12 jun
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    • I’m sorry but you’re a piece of shit if you buy something, use it then return it when you’re done.
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    • (because youth ministry) is NOT enough of an explanation as to why you had to buy and return 37 pool noodles.
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    • It might have been less awkward to just keep the noodles and let the tax exempt church budget absorb the $12 you spent on them
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    • I hate people that do this shit. They make you go through the hassle of getting it tax free (cuz church) and then use the items and have the fucking gall to then go return it used. Fuck you man
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    • so what you're saying is you used all of the pool noodles for one shit or lesson or whatever and then instead of keeping them you return them to get your money back, which is fraud. You're definitely in ministry all right.
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    • Cheap ass returned used noodles.
      skipjerk 13 jun
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    • So he works with ministry kids yet lies all the time, good stuff
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    • So you're a liar and a cheap skate returning used products from a Church? Praise jesus.
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    • Why would youth ministry require a return of 37 pool noodles? Only reason I can think of is that OP just used them for one lesson and then had no use for them anymore...
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    • Asshole using a product and then returning it
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    • Walmart is not a rental place, moron! Don't return used shit!
      th3r4g3 13 jun
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    • Ministry? Oh, you mean brainwashing club
      WoJiaoJi 12 jun
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    • What’s more powerful? Top comment on a post or top comment on a top comment?
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    • I feel like a youth minister is the only demographic that would find this absolutely hilarious lol
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    • So you lied...you sinner
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    • Yeah, this is a church-safe joke
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    • When I get out of this is you bought the noodles used them now you don’t need them anymore you want to get your money back even though there’s nothing wrong with them prick
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    • I'll take 'that shit didnt happen' for $300, Alex.
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    • So the church used them and after they were done with them, they returnd them? Cheap fuckers
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    • Wait. Isn't "youth ministry" indicating you're connected to some sort of religious christian organization? Isn't returning goods to a store after you've used them and then lying about the reason dishonest and a sort of theft? Well is that what your church teaches you?
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    • Can use those pool noodles to protect your car from hail. Just have them across the top of your car
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    • Way to use Walmart's shit like it's a free rental
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    • My husband actually did come home with a pool noodle from the grocery store when noodles was on his shopping list. I have to be very specific - pasta noodles.
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    • After a long day of looking at looking and little boys in the pool I’m sure he was like a noodle,
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    • They meant noodle as in little kid weiner. #religion
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    • Religion fucks you up
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    • Turns out he was molesting the youth ministry
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    • My Aunt and Uncle are literally the type of people you see on House Hunters with a huge budget and whacky jobs. They have a huge house with 3 pools, a steam shower, a movie theater, an arcade, everything you could imagine. And they made their money making and selling pool noodles to Wal Mart...
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    • So now I'm at the cash restister with 37 boxes with 48 packs of ramen noodles in each of them and the cashier and the customers behind me looking at me like I'm crazy. So I end up paying for the noodles and when I get to the car my wife looks at me with disgust as if I did something wrong.
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    • This sounds like something my mom would send me saying it's funny.
      Zukaziki 12 jun
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    • I still don’t understand the purpose of returning the pool noodles
      BigZyeah 12 jun
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    • Because it’s so Christian to return used items, basically stealing
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    • 37 noodles? A pound of noodles? What did the wife say? I guess maybe "get enough noodles for 37 people"
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    • The explanation does not explain anything
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    • To make it plural, change the 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'. Toies
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    • So he preferred to look like a retard?
      Reign 12 jun
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    • So you used them and then you returned them #scum
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    • This dude is a legend
      stevettm 16 jun
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    • And then everybody laughed and stood up and clapped then you were given the key to the city and made president and allowed to fuck everyone’s wives
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    • Youth ministry really be like this you guys have no idea😂
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    • ...Pools Haunted
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    • So this dude just stole chad Daniels joke. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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    • Everytime i return something for my wife i say "it wasn't my size."
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    • This is an extremely youth minister thing to do
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    • Why is this something my pastor would do?
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    • Hahaha FALSE I did not laugh
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    • My Christian friends keep sharing this meme.
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    • How the fuck can you return used pool noodles
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    • That’s like at my store, people buy these ridiculous like 70 inch TVs with the sound bars etc for the Super Bowl. Use it than after the game they’re all lined up ready to turn the shit back in the day after the game saying “the picture quality wasn’t what they expected”
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    • What did his wife specifically write 37 noodles
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    • Kinda want to know the whole story
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    • “I mean what happened??” “She said pancake mix”
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    • Thanks you Facebook very funny
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    • Just ripped off Chad Daniels
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    • Haha Christian man made a funny joke
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    • People who tweet about their own jokes are so cool
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    • My dad runs a pizza place, and one week he didn't order enough mushrooms. So he went to the grocery store and bought all the mushrooms they had. The cashier asked him why, so he told her he was on the mushroom diet, and that he'd lost 20 pounds already.
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    • had some broad come thru my line the other day an got 40 something noodles for her church event or some bs
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    • Should’ve put them on their car for the hail
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    • This is the tumbler post that would make my step mom laugh, that means it’s not funny
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    • Who asks for 37 spaghetti noodles or whatever else type of noodle lol
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    • They use noodles to make cinnamon twists from Taco Bell.
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    • Does this shock anybody? If people of the church are not going to tell the truth about diddling kids then why would they tell the truth to Walmart employees?
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    • Yup, that sounds like youth pastor shit.
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    • Walmart workers like comedy. We're all depressed. We need funny.
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    • Holy Fuck! I was thinking how the hell did he buy 37 poodles at Walmart? It's officially time to lay off the sauce....
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