Man tried to seduce undercover officer with chicken alfredo
LittleFoxBitch LittleFoxBitch
2 jun
Man tried to seduce undercover officer with chicken alfredo
Anything: *Happens*
Gordon Ramsay:
faxdax faxdax
13 may
Anything: *Happens* Gordon Ramsay:
Me watching fireworks even though never left
my house, popcorn just have and LSD
popcorn ceilings and LSD
Me watching fireworks even though never left my house, popcorn just have and LSD popcorn ceilings and LSD
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in
German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to
Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in
English.
One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob
Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in English. One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
Barber: What kinda cut you want?
Guy: Ever played Minecraft?
Barber: Say no more fam
La_Chula La_Chula
6 oct 2020
Barber: What kinda cut you want? Guy: Ever played Minecraft? Barber: Say no more fam
Teacher: "See me after class"
10 year old me who just started watching
porn:
KortalMombatt KortalMombatt
15 apr
Teacher: "See me after class" 10 year old me who just started watching porn:
When Warz tries to jumpscare me
Catholic_Ancap Catholic_Ancap
21 oct 2020
When Warz tries to jumpscare me
Vie: *Pulls out a energy sword'
Enemy:
re gonna Split imeyopen)
Netashi Netashi
26 mar
Vie: *Pulls out a energy sword' Enemy: re gonna Split imeyopen)
He peed on the floor and tried to clean it up himself
proudblackconservative
Responsible af. good doggo.
trashgOd
You can't be mad at him
psychedelicfelon
Definitely should give him a treat
Smilin Daily Wholesome News
Evangalizar Evangalizar
22 sep 2020
He peed on the floor and tried to clean it up himself proudblackconservative Responsible af. good doggo. trashgOd You can't be mad at him psychedelicfelon Definitely should give him a treat Smilin Daily Wholesome News
Four things that every Dragonball fan has tried to do
DragonBallSuper DragonBallSuper
26 sep 2020
Four things that every Dragonball fan has tried to do
I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS TREND
wtf_no wtf_no
25 sep 2020
I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS TREND
My girl asleep at cuz she's gotta work at 11 the next day
Me at midnight knowing I gotta get up at Sam for work
Zaynoz Zaynoz
26 sep 2020
My girl asleep at cuz she's gotta work at 11 the next day Me at midnight knowing I gotta get up at Sam for work
GTAS: is released on the
The realistic loading screen:
SS
NineteenEightyFour NineteenEightyFour
20 nov 2020
GTAS: is released on the The realistic loading screen: SS
CATON DA
BASS AMP
WHAT WILL HE DO?
LeakyJAZZ LeakyJAZZ
23 sep 2020
CATON DA BASS AMP WHAT WILL HE DO?
My Future
Wife
se ugly,
Me
ES
cheryDragon cheryDragon
21 oct 2020
My Future Wife se ugly, Me ES
averagefairy
why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven't you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it's clean? you can't sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy
averagefairy why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven't you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it's clean? you can't sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy
When your atheist friend convinces you out of your religion and you both die and can't get into heaven
rehmanpa
26 sep 2020
When your atheist friend convinces you out of your religion and you both die and can't get into heaven
The two reactions I get on my sense of humor
SweetAssSquatch SweetAssSquatch
8 jan 2021
The two reactions I get on my sense of humor
SpongeCake SpongeCake
24 sep 2020
© Based on: memelif3_
High five, lol jk
I thought the cup was blasting off
CLOUT MONKEY
Look at this beautiful dog
To the moon.
Republished Republished
22 sep 2020
I thought the cup was blasting off CLOUT MONKEY Look at this beautiful dog To the moon.