• "oMg UR SoO skiNnY!!!! eAt
sOmEtHinG!!! %" eat my ass tamara. i
just killed a whole pizza in 6 minutes. my
metabolism is faster than these hands
but u can still order them if u would like.
6/12/18, 6:11 PM from Georgia, USA
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    • And then you have those who work out all the time and cant lose weight for shit
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    • Must be nice
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    • To out of shape ppl, I am 6'2 ish and was 250 now I'm 207 and still lowering thanks to proper nutrition and a regular workout schedule. I personally meal prep because temptation exists so if my meal is laid out I'm 10x more likely to eat that then the chocy cake. No excuses, work for your gains.
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    • I eat so damn much but can’t even gain a pound. My metabolism is fucking high. Not my damn fault. Don’t make fun of people for what they can’t control
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    • Niggas like this don’t realize that one day they metabolism is gonna slow down and they gonna get old and fat
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    • I will honestly say I’ve been “morbidly obese” and am currently underweight, I have been called too fat and I’ve been called too skinny, they both hurt just as bad as the other, no one understands that, but dudes got feelings that can be hurt lol
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    • Just eat better, workout and stick with it. It takes months to see progress. You have to change your lifestyle. People who say they are cursed with a bad metabolism just need to work harder. With enough effort you can get to any goal you want. People just quit way to early and complain it’s unfair.
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    • I actually hate how fast my metabolism is cuz I’m skinny as hell but can’t gain weight
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    • Oh my god she eats entire pizzas she’s so quirky
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    • IT IS NOT NICE to have fast as fuck metabolism, no one is mean enough to call others fat but they will go off on you being skinny which is way worse
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    • I'm 25 and I've finally reached 140pounds. I'm so fucking proud of myself.
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    • I've heard this so many times then seen those people eat rabbit portions that I've determined they're all lying. That whole pizza she ate was a bagle bite. She's got some sort of low grade anorexia that prevents her from comprehending she's inky eating 1200 calories a day.
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    • As someone who was skinny as shit and then bulked up because he wanted to get big. Skinny people don’t eat near as much as they think they do.
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    • Remember kids Even if your skinny you can still get high blood pressure and diabetes.
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    • I may be skinny, but I also have a tiny weiner.
      ECHO5ECHO 31 may
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    • I eat so much but since my metabolism is so high and I’m active all day it’s hard to keep a steady weight as I’m often underweight
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    • Same with me. I can eat like I want and don't put on any weight
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    • Obesity rates are rampant in the US, but is Tamara harshing on her unhealthy thicc friends with sleep apnea and clogged arteries? Prolly not...
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    • Fast metabolism gang.
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    • I can only imagine how hard it is for you having a fast metabolism and being skinny. Excuse me while I try not to cry while shopping for a belt
      Solo1031 1 jun
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    • My metabolism is fucking terrible and I keep working out and eating well and it's not working
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    • Bullshit people like that like the act like they eat a lot but they really don’t
      TomLe 31 may
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    • Being called skinny is just as embarrassing as being called fat
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    • Omg she's so quirky
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    • High metabolism gang where you at
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    • nigga, i wish. i don’t fuckn eat and im still a fatass bitch
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    • unless you have a thyroid disorder, everyone’s metabolism is at basically the same rate. Your level of activity is just higher than the fatsos
      nobussy 2 jun
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    • 9 times out of 10 they're complimenting you. If this is how she reacts when receiving a compliment I'd hate to see when you insult her.
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    • People always talk shit like "I wish I could eat that much and be as skinny as you are" little do they know that's the only fucking meal I've had all day and I don't have any food at my house except whole grain bread and peanut butter. So fuck off
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    • I've been told that people who tell you to change your looks(face, weight prim ex.) Are just hating and unhappy with themselves.
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    • Meanwhile I look at a tater tot and gain 10 pounds.
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    • I can almost 100% guarantee that most people who blame their weight on slow metabolism are right, but also do literally nothing to change their diet and exercise. This is coming from a guy who has slow metabolism and weighed 270 lbs when he was 15. I just did something about it.
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    • I hate people like you, I can breathe too much and gain weight
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    • In elementary school a rumour began that I was anorexic or bulimic. The school decided every lunch an adult had to watch me eat. I was pulled away from my friends & forced to eat in front of random adults every day. No one told me why. In Middle School it worsened literally eating in detention,
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    • High metabolism gang
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    • I’ll still eat her ass.
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    • Grow up, Heather. Bulimia is sooo '87.
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    • Fast metabolism master race
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    • What makes me mad, is the same people who say that would be first to call you fat if you gained any weight. So screw that.
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    • It ain’t easy being a guy whose metabolism moves at the speed of light, preventing you from putting on any weight and making you look like skeletor
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    • People think a high metabolism is so wonderful but if you skip one meal you feel like passing out and it makes gaining muscle mass a lot harder
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    • I’ve been attempting to hit 160 lbs for like 2 years now but I can’t even get past 140 because of my stupid metabolism
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    • There’s either that or “I smell a cookie & gain 50 lbs”, there’s no in between.
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    • To people who think they're skinny because of they're metabolism, count your caloric intake for a week and you'll be surprised at how little your actually eating.
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    • Lets go high metabolism gang ✊!!!!!!$
      Cyrolix 31 may
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    • I hate having a fast metabolism. I can’t put on weight for shit
      i0n1x 31 may
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    • People who complain about a fast metabolism don't know how good they have it. I'd rather be hungry all the time than gain weight from going on a diet. I have not gone under 234 since i started working out and i started at 238. That was 6 months ago
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    • Yeah I have a fast metabolism but it’s more of a problem for me. I poop literally 5-10 minutes after eating and that’s not healthy at all. I get hungry often but I can never gain weight. I eat a lot of junk food and don’t even work out but I’m still underweight according to my doctor.
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    • Don’t feel bad for someone who was genetically gifted.
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    • Everyone things I'm anorexic so I just wear jackets all the time to not seem as skinny. I eat a ton, just don't gain weight.
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    • FUCKING SAME. It’s really weird. I feel like I should be overweight because all I do is fucking eat... but I’m 120 lbs somehow.... idek
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    • Can't relate. I gain weight just thinking about food. 🤷🏽‍♀️
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    • I’d eat her ass
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    • Do skinny people take massive shits?
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    • I can eat fucking anything and still be underweight
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    • THANK FUCK. SOMEONE FINALLY GETS IT. THANK YOU.
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    • I weighed myself yesterday morning and I was 110 two hours later and I was 107.4 I had eaten during those two hours and still lost weight having a high metabolism is great when your trying to lose weight but when your stuck constantly between 106 and 110 it gets annoying.
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    • Some people can’t gain weight then some people can’t lose weight, fuck genetics man lol
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    • Right? People tell you to eat a burger and it’s like fuck you I eat more than you
      Upex 1 jun
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    • You’ve heard of a humble brag before but now introducing - revolutionary - angry bragging
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    • People with fast metabolisms don’t know how good they have it
      Caked 1 jun
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    • *Eats 10000 calories* *burns 100* *wonders why they don't loose weight*
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    • I weigh 98 and am already 18 years old and also 5'4" , I've heard the "you're so skinny eat something" shit too many times in my life. I am still trying really hard to gain weight to make it to at least 105 or something. It's not a blessing that people think it is.
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    • Thank you finally someone said it ITS NOT THAT EASY FOR US PEOPLE TO GAIN WEIGHT ITS JUST AS HARD FOR US AS FOR FAT PEOPLE TO LOSE WEIGHT
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    • Probably one of the least funny post I’ve seen in awhile
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    • Over weight, under weight, or somewhere in between. At least I’m not gay if you know what I mean
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    • i’ve never been told either of these things so if i sound ignorant that’s why, but honestly i’d rather have some criticize me for being skinny than for being chonky, i don’t see her point.
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    • Extremely relatable bro like it's not me it's my fucking metabolism
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    • I fear the day my metabolism slows
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    • Everyone’s mad that I’m skinny but they don’t realize I down 12 wings and a basket of fries and I don’t gain a pound
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    • When girls claim they eat a lot they really just meant they ate a 6 piece nugget with a large fry in half an hour
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    • Just take the compliment, you ungrateful bitch.
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    • Fast metabolism niggas are actually the ones who have it bad. Ive gone 17 days without eating and id like to see one of these quick niggas survive that
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    • Im mega jealous of people with a fast metabolism. Like honestly I breathe near a piece of bread and gain a pound
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    • Skinny bitch ain’t gon do shit with those toothpick arms punching people having them like “who threw that piece of paper at me”
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    • High metabolism gang
      AskApple 31 may
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    • People who complain abt having a fast metabolic rate are the worst people
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    • I fucking wish that was me. Like bitch I starve myself and yet those rights eat like 2 pizzas and 3 whole chocolate bars and are fucking thin as sticks. Like fuck you Sophie. What the fuck.
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    • Faster metabolism isn't fun. Sure you have zero chance of getting fat, but it has a price. Imagine being fucking hungry all the time despite eating an entire fucking cow
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    • Mfs-who-eat-garbage-but-still-skinny gang gang
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    • Is that offer to eat her ass available to others?
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    • I don't like scrawny ass anorexic chicks with no ass no titties and ribs sticking out. That's the same body as a malnourished 11 year old Vietnamese boy. Disgusting
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    • People only make fun of skinny people because they’re jealous of their metabolism
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    • Bet she listens to Bad Guy
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    • I hate being skinny sometimes, I eat like a fucking bird but don’t gain a pound. Instead I lose a pound probably just from fucking blinking
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    • Im 6'4" and i eat 24/7, don't think ive ever weighed over 140
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    • I can eat two whole pizzas and gain no weight at all
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    • Fast Metabolism Gang where u at
      BhipsAhoy 31 may
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    • Yeah, having a high metabolism is pretty shitty. My ass is light af
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    • “Get some meat on your bones!” Hate that shit
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    • Been 130 pounds for 4 years because of this.
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    • This is just bragging with extra steps
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