J ack Daniels Fishing Story
1 went ﬁshing this morning,
Then I saw a oottonmouth
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in its
mouth, I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog,
and put it in my bait budtet.
Now the dilunrna m how to Muse me snake without
getting bit. So, I grabbed mv bottle of Jack Daan and
poured a Iitﬂe whiskey in its mouth. Ils eye rolled badç
and it well; limp.
I released me snake Into me lake without inddent and
carried on ﬁshing, using the frog-
Not long afta', I felt a nudge on my foot. It
was that damn snake with
two more frogs.