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    • Reality is often disappointing
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    • Go to California, that shithole has plenty of weed.
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    • Fuck DARE. Peer pressure doesn’t exist like they claim it does. Sure, your friends will offer you some, but if you say no, they don’t say “You’re a loser!” They say OK and think “Cool, more for me!”
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    • I got offered actual meth at my highschool graduation. Man am I glad i got out of that town
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    • DARE program was a failure
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    • It's sad how many people in the comments still believe the reefer madness bullshit. They have lied about weed since they made it illegal. This is the main reason why i will never trust government information or "scientific research" ever again.
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    • Try being an attractive girl. I'm told that it helps.
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    • Middle School teacher: They'll do everything to get you to smoke weed, they'll never leave you alone, and you'll get addicted. Reality, Smoker: Hey you want a pass? Me: no thanks. Smoker: Alright, nevermind
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    • Just always enter new social situations pretending you’ve never smoked. Nothing a pothead likes more than being someone’s first
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    • Grow a vagina that outta do it
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    • Clearly you're not hanging with the right people
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    • Get a restaurant job and tell people you don't smoke. You will be offered weed.
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    • They do thought. Just not as sinister as the public school system made it out to be.
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    • Clones 9 aug
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    • Go to a party/rave and say you’ve never done drugs before and all of a sudden everyone wants you to have some of their drugs
      Twix_22 9 aug
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    • I've noticed that people who smoke weed don't have personalities outside of smoking weed.
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    • Damn me and my friends share so much weed with people it’s like giving a little gift. Just makes you feel good
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    • Tell pretty much anyone in high school that has a higher up social status and isn’t super straight edge that you haven’t smoked, if they like you they’ll definitely get you to. Or just watch all of your middle school friends become drug addicts and just smoke with them sometimes like I do. *sigh*
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    • Go to a campus say you never smoked idiots will try to get you to try it
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    • You don't have the right friends
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    • Facts noon they be like in high school dealers are gonna come up to you trying to get you try it and shit
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    • Go to Jamaica and the taxi drivers will offer it to you
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    • You're hanging out with the wrong people then.
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    • Start working in the food industry
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    • People aren't doing this app right if they aren't high
      schweet 10 aug
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    • Stoners don't like to present non-stoners ultimatums; they just seem to leave them alone.
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    • I get offered weed or a hit of a pen probably a few times a month.
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    • RIGHT LIKE WTF WAS D.A.R.E. Preparing us for
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    • weed. weed. bro weed. ignore your responsibilities bro and smoke weeeeeeeed. brooooo weed no im not addicted bro i only need weed several times a day otherwise i get uncontrollably irritable. weeeeeeeed bro
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    • I was never offered drugs in High School or middle school. Probably because I was a narc, and told the teachers everything.
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    • If you’re friends with the right people you’ll never go dankrupt lol
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    • What kind of white ass gated community do people live in that aren't being offered weed all the time. I've literally been offered it in the drive through when I worked at Burger King.
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    • And IRL if you're offered weed and refuse, you won't be bullied.
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    • DARE lied to me
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    • I thought in middle school I'd never smoke weed or even have the desire to...fast forward to today and I smoke all day every day when possible. 🤷‍♂️
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    • True story: back in freshman year, I knew this guy, Jerry I think his name was, he had a THICK Irish accent. Anywho, he offered me a free gram of weed in the men’s locker room. I declined. He got expelled shortly after he got caught by the school officer selling weed to some other kid.
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    • I was offered as much weed. Too bad I am against it. I see all the good and bad and Idc if you fuckers take it. But I'm not touching that or alcohol
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    • Drugs are awesome, do drugs kids
      M82A1 9 aug
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    • You can get free weed by telling stoners that you’ve never smoked before.
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    • I like it when they DO ask you and when you say no they don't pressure you like those middle school health classes said they would
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    • You probs don’t look like a stoner lol. I’m a straight A student, no one ever offered me weed, but when they found out i smoked i got offered it almost every day lol. I went to buy some from my friend and he thought i was joking, he pretended he didn’t sell any, but i got some eventually😂
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    • Literally have friends. Y'all are in your rooms all day talking to people you only know online and be like "damn no one offers me drugs"
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    • We were already getting weed in middleschool
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    • I’ve been offered plenty of shit, but never once have I been pressured to do anything. Everyone’s so chill like “no? Don’t want any? Ight man that’s cool” is it like this for anyone else cause none of my friends have ever been. “Peer pressured”
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    • The only time I smoked weed it was offered to me for free
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    • Go to a festival ; get offered drugs just like your teachers said you would
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    • They do where I’m at
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    • I would get asked “you smoke right?” A lot, people always assumed I would but I only started smoking weed when I was 20
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    • You just gotta know the right people. I live in a white suburban neighborhood in Texas and have no shortage of plugs
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    • The secret is to tell people you've never been high. Trust me.
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    • Just so I could show off my moral integrity and say no.
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    • I get offered it almost every other day.
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    • Remember kids, if a stranger offers you free drugs, always say yes. Drugs are expensive.
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    • I get offered weed all the time perks of having stoner friends
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    • My mom works at this restaurant here in CO she be gettin free joints all the damn time
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    • Just say you don’t smoke because you don’t like it and then you’ll be offered it a lot so they can prove that you do. Can’t tell you the amount of weed that’s been offered to me because of that.
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    • Yeah a lot of the drug shit we heard about in school really isn’t as fucked up as they made it seem.
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    • Marijuana is for amateurs, upgrade to coke like a fuckin adult
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    • In Colorado I just stopped at a gas station and starting vaping and some dude emerged from the shadows asking if I wanted to blaze lol
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    • Lol and the funny thing is that the school talks about how they are going to force you to do weed and stuff. When most of the time the just politely ask you if you want a hit. If you say no they don’t really care
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    • And that's why I got trick or treating as a adult. They always tell me I'll find drugs in my kids candy but so far no luck. I got to buy my own
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    • Dare is a waste of time and money
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    • Where y’all at because I’m enjoying being served weed by random hippies (Austin)
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    • Do or do not, there is no try
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    • Still waiting for some stranger to lace my Halloween candy with free drugs as much as the media told me
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    • I literally just go to my friends house and he has everything, it’s a fucking candy shop
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    • I remember sitting in English class and having to awkwardly sit at my group table writing an essay while the rest of them were trying to negotiate a price to buy edibles.
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    • Literally never been offered the drugs!!
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    • I wish I had sex as often as my health teacher said I would
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    • If I was offered crack as much as I was told I would be, then I'd probably run a drug trade
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    • Ive been offered weed plenty of times but im not a fuckin retard so
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    • Move to Memphis Tn and make one stoner friend. Then by the end of the month you will have 20 different friends offering to smoke with you.
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    • Try going to cons dressed as silent bob. Works for me. Get alot of free drugs.
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    • I also was disappointed when I grew up, everyone used to say strangers would offer me free drugs and to be careful. No one ever gave me free drugs😔
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    • As you get older, less and less people offer you weed
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    • I wanted to get into drugs then realized how much they cost
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    • honestly you just gotta have the right friends... I've legit never bought weed but I've still smoked quite a lot
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    • College.
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    • And if you do find someone with drugs they expect you to pay... WTF?
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    • I always offer for newbies when I’m with one
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    • Uhhh idk about you boss but in high school I got offered weed all the time and when I said no I don’t smoke they didn’t believe me and told me I was lying like bitch I’ve got asthma
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    • Go to college
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    • They did for me.....
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    • I wish people would stop, I legitimately have a problem and need to but it's everywhere
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    • U live in the wrong place...or nobody likes you...or u r a hermit. Hope this helps.
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    • Tell them you dont smoke. "Aww man, no way, we gotta smoke together some time" like you have an actual disease or something.
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    • I get free weed all the time cause my boy always wants to smoke with someone
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