• Iwas high off my ass last night and had this
dream where I was in this dense ass forest and
sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I
couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold
and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made
you, do you know that?" And I nodded and she
was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate
my creation? Why do you try to destroy
yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please
don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying
and it flooded and Iwoke up with fucking heart
palpitations like what does it MeanTM????
you met god bitch.
Let' s get you some self care
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    • Except being high or drunk puts you in a deeper sleep that restricts REM sleep. So this person either is lying or maybe did coke and that explains the heart palpitations
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    • *arianna grande starts breathing heavily*
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    • Does anyone else share the idea that all gods exist albiet I do know that there are those who dont believe in deieties only low or high odds, and I just wanted to see if anyone else believes in an "all gods exist theory" but in which way, you choose the god or vice versa god choose you
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    • I had a similiar dream with a lady wearing green. I put my hand through a flowing stream to feel it. It was so real, then she said, "Everything in the creation lives to serve another."
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    • God isn’t a woman
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    • Shit if God is a gigantic lady I might as well be religious and get blessed and crushed by holy booty cheeks
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    • Might be a lie, but Gold is commonly considered the color of the major Godess of Wicca religion... so...
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    • U met ur mom who was right next to you in the hospital saying that after taking fucking coke
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    • Imagine thinking the creator of the universe is female lmao
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    • Have y'all ever read the bible??? Dreams were the best way God communicated with the prophets of the old testament. Why can't He still do that today?!? He is omnipotent...
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    • I had a dream where jack black called me gay and I woke up
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    • Sounds like a bad trip or some shit... And the start of a false religion. Don't spread this shit or you'll make the real God mad
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    • I once had a dream when I was very young where I was a ninja banana that fought off dinosaurs but woke up crying because a lego monkey came by and ate me
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    • I mean technically God can take any form he wants, he appears to people in ways that they’ll feel most familiar with. There’s nothing in the Bible saying he wouldn’t appear as a woman, he appeared as a freakin dove once too, y’all. God can do what he wants
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    • I’m not even religious but what’s wrong with thinking god is a woman? If I’m being honest, it makes the most sense. Women are usually the ones who are seen as “creating” things, hence MOTHER nature. Just a thought, please don’t come at me with hate. If you think god is a man, go ahead, I don’t care.
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    • I had a dream last night where I went to a parallel universe and it was really fucking with me for about 10 minutes because I thought I was in said alternate universe.
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    • True, I know if I was God my heart would be broken every time somone said they hate their look. Especially from a Christian perspective where he specially makes each person
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    • Bitch you just met mother nature
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    • I also had a reoccurring dream where I would be flying with cows and it was super fun and I couldn’t talk. The cows would start laughing and all of a sudden I would lose my ability to fly and start plummeting, waking up just before I hit the ground.
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    • Why do tumblr people make stuff up
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    • Yo does anyone else have it where if they have a nightmare it always only lasts like 30 minutes. I swear it happens every single time
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    • You either met your higher self, spirit guide or someone that actually gave you this life
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    • Mother nature was my guess
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    • I had a dream where there were flashing lights and I woke up and I swear I was having a stroke
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    • He met god’s wife.
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    • Gods a dude.
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    • Except gods a guy
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    • Sounds like you met the secretary from the powerpuff girls
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    • But gods not a woman
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    • The funniest thing about this post is that people will believe that God is a woman
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    • What's an "ass forest"?
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    • SS_REICHSwitchER_SS
      God isn’t a woman,it’s literally in the first page of the bible
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    • Someone on tumblr pathologically lying again nothing to see here
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    • God is probably dumb thicc.
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    • Its stranger when you smoke heavily and then abstain for a few days dreams get... Very strange. Ive seen buildings built fully in dreams that weren't even started in waking life. The really weird phenomenon is the shared dreams with my old roomates
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    • She was tall because she was loved by her parents
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    • She is crying because the transgenders are grossly dismembering and destroying their beautiful God given bodies. U transgenders are breaking God's heart
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    • It mean you think your mom hates when you smoke, and she thinks it impedes brain development before the age of 25
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    • Probably saying don't do drugs cuz it destroys your body
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    • Did... did you just trademark that story??
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    • Lmao. God isn’t a woman
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    • 6: She had a name, and the reason I know it is because she told me. “MRS. CHAINS” it might sound stupid to some but to me, it’s terrifying.
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    • 5:And her voice I pray to GOD that their nothing on this earth that can replicate that things voice, I don’t think I could describe it even if I wanted to...same goes for her looks..
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    • 4:pain I look up and the chains spread her stomach open. And that’s when I FUCKING HEARD IT...this woman thing she was old just very hard to look at, made my stomach turn with every move she made. Every thing about her was wrong
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    • 3:I knew The balcony turns into a slide and I go onto the dance floor but I’m not grind it up,it send me into a hallway that looks like a cross between the first dead space game and hell raiser with the chains. I don’t know why but I started to walk down the hallway and started to hear a women in
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    • 2:Just dip they gone leave me hanging I’m looking for their ass , then out of nowhere I hear screaming..I look down at the dance floor liquid nitrogen floods the dance floor, the kids turn into ice statues on the spot the floor opens up and metal gears grind the kids up..I was like WTF😱. Next thing
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    • 1:I had a dream once it really was a fucking nightmare,was neither drunk or high. It started off really weird...my brother,Best friend and I we’re at a prom don’t know why 🤔. We we’re on this balcony type thing, and below us was the dance floor just a bunch of kids dancing. So my brother and friend
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    • Led Zeppelin starts playing stairway to heaven
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    • I can confirm being high restricts REM sleep. I smoked every day multiple times and I hadn't had a dream in years, but I quit 2 months ago and now I have weird vivid dreams every single night and it's annoying
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    • It was ur mom
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    • Sorry, god can't be a woman 😎🙏
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    • Well, if god is omnipotent and formless, it could appear as anything. When I was a kid, I was afraid of men, so I always imagined god as a mother
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    • A reoccurring dream I always had was me in the living room trying to reach my dad in the other room at night and all I could see was the glow from the tv. I kept trying to reach him but the harder I tried the slower I moved. Behind me was E.T. with a creepy smile and sharp ass teeth chasing me.
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    • It means that you weren't high and had an interesting idea for a story but decided to pretend it was a dream to make yourself seem ~special~.
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    • Yeaaa I'll take shit that never happened for 500 points
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    • “How do I tell everyone I need attention and hate myself in the least direct way possible?”
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    • It means youre a fucking liar
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    • it was mother earth
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    • We
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    • God can’t be a woman
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    • Once I had a very erotic dream about James earl Jones and it fucked me up for a while
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    • That is the fakest shit I have read all day
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    • ?oN GoD?
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    • "I met God and she was a woman"
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    • god isn't a woman
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    • If we are talking about the Aramaic religion... nor is God a man. God is only associated with “he” because “they/them” wasn’t a big thing back then and men during that time were the leaders of society. Women stood behind them.
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    • I keep getting a dream where 2 kids (one of them looks like hes a cheaply made Cgi character) are mocking the Charmin bear while doing fortnite dances
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    • Sounds creepy af, but somewhat reassuring that she thinks you're perfect the way you are
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    • So do people really understand full on conversations in their dreams? Whenever I think back I can only understand a few words or maybe a phrase but most of the time speech is just gibberish
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    • Mother*. God wouldn’t be female, that’s a little too hard to believe
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    • I’ll take shit that didn’t happen for $800 Jim
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    • ....and then she woke up and has spilled her drink and chips all over her fatass self. Tumblr moment.
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    • For those saying you can’t dream on pot, you is wrong(kinda)! While it can inhibit dreams in some, I have lucid dreams every time I smoke pot and sometimes shit gets weird like this.
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    • Then why tf does god keep making my life miserable? Show some fucking upside then if you want us to love ourselves dumbass 😤
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    • Why tf would god be a bipolar thot?
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    • You couldn't see the face of God because if you had you'd've died
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    • This didn't happen
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    • As a heavy stoner I know for a fact that dreaming does not occur when falling asleep while high. It puts you into such a deep sleep that even the effects of coke can’t cause you to dream
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    • I believe it. God is omnipresent. The rules of nature do not apply because God is the very author of these rules to begin with and if God manifests into your dream it can be in any form that God chooses. Gender is of no consequence. God could manifest as a hemaphrodite penguin if God so desired.
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    • It means you were high or you’re lying. Other than that, it means absolutely nothing.
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    • But god is not a woman
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    • Maybe it represents how disappointed your mother is for birthing a weed smoking tumblr noon
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    • Nope. Didn't happen
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    • To all the comments hung up on "God is a man", i just want to say that God is above man and woman like sure we are in his image, but man does not apply to God, form means nothing to him, he is all. He can take whatever form he wants.
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    • Funny because when I take LSD I have to fight off ballsac wizards with a flaming baseball bat just to keep them off my 401k
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    • No u didn’t u dirty liar
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    • Okay, but God isn't a woman.
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    • So this is god, and that person that had the dream with the fish that has teeth has seen satan
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