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    • Stop spamming porn in the comments I’m in public smh
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    • 1: you were going 70 on the highway and would not have got pulled over 2: why would you slam your breaks for a squirrel, you would be endangering other drivers by doing so. Thats all i got
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    • 70 is speeding on a highway?
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    • I'm a virgin
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    • Some have both
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    • Slams breaks to save squirrel kills 20 people in 10 car pileup.
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    • Sooo, I thought the highway was like 70 all the time?
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    • Question, why tf are you slamming your breaks on a highway while going 70mph?
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    • Idk were yall live but speed limit is 70 here
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    • In Michigan, you can go like 80 and cops don't give a shit.
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    • 70 isnt the speed limit for y'alls highway?
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    • >others have a tail
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    • Parkinsons disease? Nah, I'm a gamer, my hand is just lagging 😎
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    • Ffs it's brakes! Not breaks
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    • Just dont break the law?
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    • Where in the goddamn is 70 considered speeding?
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    • People will go 75 in a 25 and bitch about the “fucking racist pigs that pulled me over. “
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    • Those are rookie numbers
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    • You'd have to be real damn unlucky to get a ticket for going 70 on the highway...
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    • What highway is 70 speeding?
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    • This > Porn comments
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    • 1. A cops not gonna pull you over for going 70 in a 65. 2. If a squirrel ran in front of your car when you’re going 70 mph, you wouldn’t have the reaction time nor would the car have enough time to slow down enough to miss the squirrel
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    • What the fuck is the speed limit on your high way, 15?
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    • You really going to slam on your brakes and potentially get rear ended hurting yourself and others just for a fucking squirrel
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    • What stupid fucking highway were you on where 70 would be a ticket?
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    • We need a hero that rather than punish criminals they stop them from committing a crime and helps them get jobs or education or other forms of social reform.
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    • Why the fuck would you slam on your brakes on the fucking highway for a stupid ass squirrel? Like I Iove animals and all but that squirrel is about to turn into a speed bump.
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    • i never understood stopping or slamming on your breaks and risking an accident or injury rather than running whatever it is tf over lmao it’s easier to hose down a car than it is to recover from a car crash imo
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    • Some people cant spell "brakes" properly, some can.
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    • If you slam on the brakes for a squirrel you shouldn’t be behind the wheel of a car. If it’s a deer or large animal I get it but when the animal will do no damage to your car and you slam on your brakes you’re gonna get hit from behind and you’ll be the one at fault.
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    • Because screw the people that were potentially behind you
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    • Is 70 not the highway speed?
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    • But aren't you supposed to go 75 on a highway?
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    • If you slam your brakes on the highway for no reason you’re just asking for someone to ram you from behind
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    • Alternate Story:
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    • What kind of highway do you go on that has a speed limit below 70
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    • Ok but you shouldn’t slam on breaks for a squirrel you fucking retard.
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    • So you're telling me your highway is less than 70 mph *screams in texan*
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    • Slamming on your breaks for a squirrel, I'd understand a large animal like a deer or cow, but a squirrel.
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    • Where the fuck is it illegal to go 70 on a highway
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    • Imagine 70mph on a highway being illegal.
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    • Aren't highway speed limits usually 70 mph???
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    • When youre trying not to spoil endgame but America’s ass is Dummy Thicc and the clap from the asscheeks keeps flicking people into Howard Potts’s heart
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    • The cops would ride my ass if I only went 70 where I live.
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    • Just go the limit
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    • Like the rat in endgame
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    • You were going 70 in a 65, highly doubtful he would’ve pulled you over
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    • Brakes*
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    • Dumbass slams brakes for a squirrel
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    • 70 isn’t bad at all that’s a snails pace I’m going 120 and I don’t use turn signals can’t let these chumps know my next move 😤✌️
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    • Brakes*
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    • Wtf kinda highway you on where 70 is ticketable
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    • Squirrel girl?
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    • Where the fuck you live? In Utah 70 is the speed limit
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    • 70 is normie speed in texas
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    • 70 is like a normal highway speed tho
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    • 70 on the freeway is fucking slow you casual
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    • Why would you stop for a squirrel
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    • Aren't most highways 70?
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    • Only 70?
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    • Brakes. It's spelled brakes. Way to go education system.
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    • How the fuck is 70 speeding on the highway, I’ll be going 80 and thinking it’s kool
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    • A deer saved me from a massive ticket on my recent trip. I had a box camper put very illegally on my truck and if I didn’t have to stop the cop probably would have pulled me over rather than the other dude the kept speeding in front of me and missed the deer. I was also speeding
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    • 70 on a highway is no big deal. 70 in a 25-45 is just being a virgin
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    • *brakes dipshit
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    • 70mph is the speed limit tho?
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    • Dont slam on the breaks on the highway unless theres a human in the way. If there a car behind you someone is probably dead
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    • Brakes
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    • Where do you live where 70 on the highway is considered speeding?
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    • If ur Highway max speed limit isn’t above 70 u in the wrong state bro
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    • “Breaks”
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    • 70 is speeding on the highway? Where the fuck do you live
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    • Squirrel Girl really is an underappreciated super hero
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    • Who the fuck slams on breaks for a squirrel while going 70
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    • I'm pretty sure 70 is ok on the highway
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    • Yeah that’s a great idea, slam on the breaks while on the highway and cause a massive pileup just to avoid a fucking squirrel
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    • Seventy on the highway? Bruh I go like 90 and never get pulled over
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    • I straight up went 25 over the speed limit past a cop yesterday on accident, and he didn’t do shit.
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    • Why can people not differentiate between brakes and breaks? It's only 6 letters and mouthbreathers still screw it up
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    • Nearest endgame spoiler is 39 comments down but it’s an image so scrolling is not advised. Also, get the fuck off of iFunny if you don’t want spoilers. These people live for that shit.
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    • "Breaks"
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    • I’d rather be pulled over than slamming on my breaks on the fucking highway and killing myself
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    • Is 70 not the speed limit wtf
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    • 70 in a 65 ain't gonna get you a ticket
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    • If youre going 70 on a highway youre not getting a ticket
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    • They’re “brakes” you fucking fuck
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    • What psychopath goes 70 in a residential
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    • Don't slam on the brakes on the highway
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    • That’s why I invested in a radar detector. Shit has saved me so many times.
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    • Who slows down for squirrels?
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    • Or they have both. AKA Squirrel Girl. Be Thanos by herself and one squirrel. Also cape is metaphorical
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    • *In Edna's voice* "No capes!"
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    • Fuckin furries
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    • Don’t fucking stop for a squirrel you’ll over correct, and kill yourself and the person in the oncoming lane that you hit. Just hit the squirrel
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