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    • Someone's getting laid
      Enfield 25 mar
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    • I’ve masturbated to my teacher before...probably shouldn’t have done it in the middle of class though.
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    • Idk about other girls but I wish I could know every person who’s jerked off to the thought or a picture of me before
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    • What a way to boost self esteem?!
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    • Whenever a guy says you're beautiful, he means it. Unless he doesn't
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    • Oh when they do it it’s funny but when I do it I’m a “pedophile” and a “sex offender” and “not allowed to see the kids anymore” fuck off karen
      B4DWOLF99 27 mar
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    • I mean, when women are being attention seekers saying “I’m ugly” it’s typically not the correct response to say you beat it to their face
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    • I cannot tell u the amount of times I've referenced my boner to my gf, when she calls herself ugly. like, "bitch u make me hard, u think penises care about ur feelings enough to lie?"
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    • Listen ladies. Coming from a guy who’s also awkward around cute girls, if you know a guy who is awkward and he say you’re cute or beautiful. He means it
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    • Romance 20 years ago: I want to marry you and have kids. AWWW romance in 2019: babe I just jacked off to your face, OMG BABE ILY
      E_V_H 27 mar
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    • In a way that’s the highest compliment ever
      Gradiator 28 mar
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    • 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝐸𝑢𝑟𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑈𝑛𝑖𝑜𝑛’𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑝𝑦𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑙𝑎𝑤.
      iFail 26 mar
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    • Um unpopular opinion but I feel like iFunny should give us an option button to choose between video memes and non video memes, cuz um there’s too many videos now and days ..😪? Change my mind I guess?
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    • OMG an actual meme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lets boycott videos to 1 every 10 memes. I cant watch videos at work damn it
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    • Sayin “I’ve masturbated to u” is a hella compliment
      vKingv 30 mar
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    • but when i try something like that shes all "you cant say that im your mother" psh gimma a fucking break
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    • trashkid1 30 mar
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    • You can tell the sheer number of prepubescent boys in the comments by the number of “That’s the greatest compliment ever” or “He deserves to get laid” comments. The truth is you telling this to ANY girl that’s not you very close S.O. is gonna be seen as creepy and weird. Don’t do it playa’s.
      scarlof 26 mar
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    • Finally a picture meme
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    • So he gets laid for saying that but when I say that she's all like "wtf I'm your sister"
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    • NotLewdy 26 mar
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    • If girls knew how much we jack off to them, the beauty industry wuld go bankrupt
      Bristar 27 mar
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    • And they say romance is dead
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    • Holy fuck every feature is a video
      Shinbal 27 mar
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    • joebob13 27 mar
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    • Do girls like this? I try to avoid complimenting my gfs boobs ass etc. Because I don't want her to be uncomfortable or feel like that the only thing I like about her. she wants me to but it's become so engrained into my head not to I find it hard to make compliments without feeling like a perv
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    • Tbh the face is the most attractive thing
      PBPANCAKE 26 mar
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    • That’s pretty romantic though not gonna lie
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    • And they say romance is dead. IT'S FUCKING NOT
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    • ParTGoR 27 mar
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    • And they say chivalry is dead
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    • do guys really do that 😂
      nikki_G 26 mar
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    • Cute girls are better than Hot girla
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    • FINALLY A PICTURE
      DrPhilIV 28 mar
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    • Lowrinse 27 mar
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    • And they say chivalry is dead
      _KARMA_ 27 mar
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    • If a dude said this to me I’d be honored.
      MrsWoketh 26 mar
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    • Dude's lucky that he came out unscathed
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    • And they say men don’t know how to be romantic
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    • But then again, some guys will jerk off to a fire hydrant
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    • Wait... we’re allowed to tell them that?
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    • I wonder if that’s why my boyfriend always asks me to send random pictures even not slutty ones lol
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    • A girl once asked me for a picture of my dick and I sent her a noodle and got her number
      Yoshimisu 30 mar
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    • I wish all girls responded this way
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    • This is romance in the 21st century.
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    • If I said that I’d get left on read smh
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    • I've had a girl say "I have to go to the bathroom real quick" on the phone (it's 2am), my brother walks in and we start talking about the office and while she was supposedly using the bathroom she was masturbating to the sound of my sleepy voice.....💀she could barely hear my brother he was far away
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    • And they say romance is dead
      ParagonCA 26 mar
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    • I JUST SAID THIS TO MT GIRLFRIEND AND SHE GOT SUPER HAPPY
      Crexes 26 mar
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    • For real though. There are some girls that are just insanely beautiful. And I'd prefer them over some girl with just a hot body and no face.
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    • 9/10 times when a female does this they know they're attractive and they're just fishing for compliments. My condolences to the 1/10 tho lmao
      PapaTed 26 mar
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    • Who said romance is dead
      Hronznate 26 mar
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    • I mean I’ve done it but I’m not gonna tell that girl to their face
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    • that would 50% backfire 50% win or 50% she'd think its hilarious
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    • “I’m ugly, wah!!! I’m fat, wah!!! I need male validation even though we like to act like we’re strong”
      prone 28 mar
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    • Face is like the most important thing on a person
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    • Honestly that’s a true fucking compliment right there
      Totally 27 mar
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    • The similarities between ’Eww’ and ’Aww’ is dangerously close in this case
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    • And they say romance is dead
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    • And they say romance is dead
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    • And they say chivalry is dead
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    • PorkSword 30 mar
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    • Can I get a like for my fallen homie? His name was Will, will to live.
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    • I told my girl like a month into dating that I did it once n she got so flustered it was adorable
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    • Who said romance was dead
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    • Finally not a video
      raqshrag 27 mar
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    • She better likes the compliment, took a lot a guts from that guy to say that
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    • Plot twist: it’s two dudes.
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    • That is a way bigger compliment than she could ever know.
      MokoChoko 27 mar
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    • Remember, you are someone’s reason to jerk off.
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    • Chivalry is NOT DEAD 👌😭💯
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    • But when you say that to a 14 year old suddenly I’m a criminal
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    • The odds of that being okay to say are so low
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    • Ive actually done this it works you have to be very close with the girl tho
      Fuckey 26 mar
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    • and they say chivalry is dead
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    • digbig 26 mar
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    • Y'all ever see a girl so pretty you can Jack off to just her face? Cause I have
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    • Imagine paying some fat girl to send you a fan sign cause her tits are pretty good Enfield
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    • Chaotic Good
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    • Tbh if a guy jacked off to a photo of my face i’d consider it a compliment
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    • Serious question: Why do people need to fish for compliments like this? A girl from work does this all the time, people just get annoyed tbh
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    • That's how real homies support each other
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    • Honesty is important in the founding of relationships
      Alive 26 mar
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    • Have people not jerked off to just face pics before?
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    • Maybe her face got burned off and texted him that then he replied with that and she said she’s crying because she thought she was beautiful before and now she knows he was beating it to her face before the burn accident. She’s crying because she used to be pretty and now she isn’t.
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    • I told some chick that they weren't ugly just to be friendly and the next thing I know her friends are messaging me telling you gotta date her she likes you. Fuck that shit was awkward for almost 2 months afterwards because I got a random message every day for 2 weeks and it was anoying asf
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    • Theres only one girl that I found so incredibly attractive that I beat off to a picture of her face
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    • This is so me with absolutely no one
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    • Honestly this is pretty sweet
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