It usually takes more than a back alley hand job to get
Elmo off, but this broad was
special.
It usually takes more than a back alley hand job to get Elmo off, but this broad was special.
*hits blunt*
Do schizophrenic deaf people hear voices or see hands
ME
Howto360 Howto360
3 dec 2020
*hits blunt* Do schizophrenic deaf people hear voices or see hands ME
When you realize he lied about just the tip and he rips into your ass like a $30 taco bell order
kingofsamoa kingofsamoa
5 apr
When you realize he lied about just the tip and he rips into your ass like a $30 taco bell order
SillyCaveman SillyCaveman
25 sep 2020
I JUST GOT A KITTEN AND MY DOG IS TREATING IT AS HER OWN
You've heard of "Elf on a Shelf". Now get ready for...
2Jayz
9 apr
You've heard of "Elf on a Shelf". Now get ready for...
Installing hidden cameras is my passion
CornTooth CornTooth
10 jun
Installing hidden cameras is my passion
When you find an old photo of your mom and dad that you wish you could unsee.
DarthBoner DarthBoner
12 sep 2020
When you find an old photo of your mom and dad that you wish you could unsee.
My dog Is 16, so figured it's time for some driving lessons
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
My dog Is 16, so figured it's time for some driving lessons
if a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help. follow the doc and you'll get a free purse or wallet
Me realising I'dals
get house a family
another dog, a new ID also and, if he's Marrj
jajsjsjdj
23 sep 2020
if a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help. follow the doc and you'll get a free purse or wallet Me realising I'dals get house a family another dog, a new ID also and, if he's Marrj
When threatened, the Pope can spray holy venom up to 25 ft.
Tabby Tabby
12 oct 2020
When threatened, the Pope can spray holy venom up to 25 ft.
A dog named Bamse was the heroic mascot of the
Norwegian armed forces in exile during WWII. He once saved the life of a young lieutenant commander by fighting off a knife-welding enemy.
Bamse would also break up fights among crew mates by putting his paws on their shoulder to calm them down. After his death, Bamse was buried with full military honors.
iScare iScare
23 sep 2020
A dog named Bamse was the heroic mascot of the Norwegian armed forces in exile during WWII. He once saved the life of a young lieutenant commander by fighting off a knife-welding enemy. Bamse would also break up fights among crew mates by putting his paws on their shoulder to calm them down. After his death, Bamse was buried with full military honors.
Amber Heard Reportedly
Fighting For Bigger Role In
Aquaman 2
Q Scott Campbell 3 hours ago
A/ Rs
->aw
CHAIYTO CHAIYTO
10 nov 2020
Amber Heard Reportedly Fighting For Bigger Role In Aquaman 2 Q Scott Campbell 3 hours ago A/ Rs ->aw
If Pompeii happened today
N3dStark N3dStark
25 sep 2020
If Pompeii happened today
A group of flat earthers spent $20.000 on laser gyroscope in an attempt to prove that the Earth does not rotate. Instead, the laser actually picked up a drift, showing that the
Earth does rotate. This pretty much proved the exact opposite of their theory.
Well, well, well, how the turntables
TayIor TayIor
27 sep 2020
A group of flat earthers spent $20.000 on laser gyroscope in an attempt to prove that the Earth does not rotate. Instead, the laser actually picked up a drift, showing that the Earth does rotate. This pretty much proved the exact opposite of their theory. Well, well, well, how the turntables
Thinking about how in 24 hours there will be inescapable civil unrest
WetMuffin WetMuffin
3 nov 2020
Thinking about how in 24 hours there will be inescapable civil unrest
Me trying to see your point
@sluttypuffin -
valeriavrromex valeriavrromex
23 oct 2020
Me trying to see your point @sluttypuffin -
Tomiii 11, the kid with brain cancer that had his dream to become a YouTuber made true and breaks YouTube records. (5 million subscribers in 2 days)
Assume Assume
9 apr
Tomiii 11, the kid with brain cancer that had his dream to become a YouTuber made true and breaks YouTube records. (5 million subscribers in 2 days)
This bear IS ALIVE it was a tag and release under sedation , but just to give u perspective of a grizzly bears paw!
quinn5150 quinn5150
17 dec 2020
This bear IS ALIVE it was a tag and release under sedation , but just to give u perspective of a grizzly bears paw!
Big bird sees no other way to settle their dispute other than with a duel to the death
S00thsayer S00thsayer
23 sep 2020
Big bird sees no other way to settle their dispute other than with a duel to the death