It still blows my mind that Steve Buscemi
delivered the line, "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of
what he's created?" in a kid's movie.
AxlDavis2012
9 oct 2020
It still blows my mind that Steve Buscemi delivered the line, "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?" in a kid's movie.
Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out
percules30 percules30
27 jan 2021
Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out
our full-grown, 90-pound dog who stiFthinks he's a puppy
your lap
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
27 sep 2020
our full-grown, 90-pound dog who stiFthinks he's a puppy your lap
When life decides to bring a mob but you're to numb to care
You piece
drink
help
life
Nobody worrying Why about why 4
likes you everything in space is round?:
Bipolar,
JSpooksmemes JSpooksmemes
25 sep 2020
When life decides to bring a mob but you're to numb to care You piece drink help life Nobody worrying Why about why 4 likes you everything in space is round?: Bipolar,
Mando: *tries to give up the Darksaber*
Moff Gideon: *looking at Bo Katan*
YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO
Mand0 Mand0
18 dec 2020
Mando: *tries to give up the Darksaber* Moff Gideon: *looking at Bo Katan* YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO
Does anyone else feel troubled by the fact that the name of next year is literally 2020 won?
Does anyone else feel troubled by the fact that the name of next year is literally 2020 won?
A dog named Bamse was the heroic mascot of the Norwegian armed forces in exile during
World War II. He once saved a young lieutenant commander by fighting off a knife-wielding enemy. The dog would also break up fights amongcrewmates by putting his paws on their shoulder to calm them down. After his death,
Bamse was buried with full military honors.
ManfredvonBaron ManfredvonBaron
22 sep 2020
A dog named Bamse was the heroic mascot of the Norwegian armed forces in exile during World War II. He once saved a young lieutenant commander by fighting off a knife-wielding enemy. The dog would also break up fights amongcrewmates by putting his paws on their shoulder to calm them down. After his death, Bamse was buried with full military honors.
Cat returns with sausage stolen from unknown neighbor's bbq...
AFloridian AFloridian
22 sep 2020
Cat returns with sausage stolen from unknown neighbor's bbq...
Atheist at the gate of heaven: Huh, well ill be damned!
God:
Couldn't have sald it better myself.
funnydudeguy funnydudeguy
31 dec 2020
Atheist at the gate of heaven: Huh, well ill be damned! God: Couldn't have sald it better myself.
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
noon_husband noon_husband
3 jan 2021
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
harvard graduate
my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him
her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once
[i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this
- 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone
864 7,190
post_pro_millennial post_pro_millennial
28 sep 2020
harvard graduate my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once [i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this - 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone 864 7,190
What if told I you
You were so distracted, you read the top line wrong.
cursedChowdaexe512 cursedChowdaexe512
29 oct 2020
What if told I you You were so distracted, you read the top line wrong.
YulkyTulky YulkyTulky
27 sep 2020
Foo said im never watching the flash with my dog again The flash
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Disillusioned With Democratic
Process, More Americans Throwing
Support Behind Aragorn, King Of
Gondor
Hugh_Cooltron Hugh_Cooltron
5 nov 2020
The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee Disillusioned With Democratic Process, More Americans Throwing Support Behind Aragorn, King Of Gondor
chromosome_dealer chromosome_dealer
23 sep 2020
yo where the fuck my rtrain ene ann
Found this adorable little one eyed kitty on a walk. (It had a collar) - Found this adorable little one eyed kitty on a walk. (It had a collar)
combathunter19 combathunter19
25 sep 2020
Found this adorable little one eyed kitty on a walk. (It had a collar) - Found this adorable little one eyed kitty on a walk. (It had a collar)
Trying to convince the DM that your paladin is still within their oath
aa oe
-eel
They're not hostages, they're collateral friendships
NerdNight NerdNight
5 oct 2020
Trying to convince the DM that your paladin is still within their oath aa oe -eel They're not hostages, they're collateral friendships
HOLY CRAP LOOK AT ME IMA CARTOON THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT ONE SHOW
Mondo_Owada Mondo_Owada
22 jun
HOLY CRAP LOOK AT ME IMA CARTOON THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT ONE SHOW
The key to winning at pool is
Being able to focus on the balls
ruddy_snarkynerdist ruddy_snarkynerdist
23 oct 2020
The key to winning at pool is Being able to focus on the balls