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    • THIS CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP WAS INSPIRED BY MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER’S CAT TAKING A HUGE SHIT
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      • Ah yes, I make this spaghetti because my parents don’t love me
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        • Thaaaank you.
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          • safeway?
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            • Ameeeeeeen
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              • Honestly. So many times I thought I clicked something else cause it was just a long boring article. I go back, and I see the recipe is near the end of the page.
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                • Top comment is straight
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                  • What is a safeway
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                    • FR
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                      • Wtf is safe way
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                        • That's how they're able to patent the recipe. A recipe cant be copyrighted or technically "stolen" if you provide a personal backstory to the recipe. An annoying loophole, ik 😓
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                          • Safeway?
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                            • "I've always loved blah and my grandmother always used to make blah, isn't that interesting? This blah derives from blah and although it's not blah I tweaked it with some blah. Everyone blah and it's so easy to blah, gone in 45 minutes."
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                              • The fuck is safeway
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                                • Same things with tutorials on YouTube
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                                  • I agree.
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                                    • I like that his name is Chris Evans's, and his handle beat me to a joke I was about to formulate
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                                      • Eating is for pussies, get with times and photosynthesize
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                                        • Safeway is a grocery store on the west coast. Least in Washington and Oregon from what I've seen.
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                                          • They just trying to make as much ad space as possible
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                                            • You can always tell where someone lives by their grocery store reference.
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                                              • What’s Safeway
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                                                • Safeway expensive as hell and extra homo gay
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                                                  • Where is Safeway? Is it a regional thing?
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                                                    • This goes for all tutorials they always make it so fucking complicated! I have been trying to learn to french braid my hair for about 3 years! And to this day i have never found a tutorial that shows you how to do it easily most online tutorials are just vanity projects not really designed to help.
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                                                      • Here look at this dish. Ya know what inspired me?.. my empty stomach!
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                                                        • Ikr
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                                                          • The hell's a safeway?
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                                                            • The clickbait links with crazy headlines that say “woman pregnant for 18 months gives birth to something strange” then has an entire essay you have to read first with each paragraph on a different page with a different headline
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                                                                • Fucking Safeway...
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                                                                  • Its for SEO
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                                                                    • One of my favorite cooking videos on YouTube is titled: Oven broiled steak in the pan with butter no blah blah blah bullshit talk. Because of the no bullshit also turned out to be a good steak.
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                                                                      • Yall dont get out much huh? I dont even have a Safeway in my state & I know what it is.
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                                                                        • Wtf is Safeway tho
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                                                                          • I fucking hate it. I want to know what something is and every site I go to starts with “now we’ve all” or “back in the” or some shit. TELL ME WHAT TO DO NIGGA
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                                                                            • I thought it was captain America tweeting
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                                                                              • Honestly, then they have pictures of their kids eating it and a scenic view of their grocery store. Could not care any less.
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                                                                                • I think it's fine as long as they have a skip to recipe button at the TOP of the page
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                                                                                  • What the fuck is a Safeway?
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                                                                                    • Tf is safeway
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                                                                                      • And after the story the recipient is just copied from Alton Brown or some shit
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                                                                                        • Ok someone gets it I thought I was alone
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                                                                                          • His name
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                                                                                            • Like when you gotta skip the first minute of YouTube tutorials because they all start off with the person saying shit like "what up guys" and "smash that like button"
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                                                                                              • every youtube tutorial
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                                                                                                • The fucking worst is when they mix the fucking recipe into the 2 page essay they wrote about their food.
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                                                                                                  • Safeway is expensive. I dont wanna pay 4.79 for fucking milk
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                                                                                                    • Tf is Safeway?
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                                                                                                      • Safeway????
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                                                                                                        • That shit annoys me till no end when I need to double check my info I looked up and have to scroll through bs and ads
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                                                                                                          • Captain America needs to shut up
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                                                                                                            • Is this some sort of non-HEB shit I'm too Texan to understand?
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                                                                                                              • You ain’t lyin
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                                                                                                                • Bitch, you mean Publix.
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                                                                                                                  • What the fuck is safeway
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                                                                                                                    • Food bloggers. Word joggers. They use paragraphs to waste your time. Food writers. Recipe smiters. Wtf else I need with this thyme?!
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                                                                                                                      • Blame Google. Longer posts filled with keywords make the front page
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                                                                                                                        • It’s weird to me that there’s people that don’t know what a Safeway is lol
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                                                                                                                          • THANK YOU! Seriously I was looking at a recipe and the whole thing was mostly about where she learned it, what her little “twists” were, how much her kids and husband loved it blah blah blah. Just... GIVE ME THE DAMN RECIPE KAREN!
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                                                                                                                            • Ayy I work at Safeway
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                                                                                                                              • "Heres my Ravioli Recipe I made when my bitch ex wife, Karen, divorced me and caused me to feed myself"
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                                                                                                                                • The fuck is Safeway? Never heard of it
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                                                                                                                                  • Safeway is an “upscale” west coast grocery store, for those who are asking.
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                                                                                                                                    • What the fuck is Safeway I go to Vallarta
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                                                                                                                                        • My brother got caught shoplifting beef jerky at Safeway the other day... got banned for a whole year
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                                                                                                                                          • Fuckin A I hate that. Thought I was the only one
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                                                                                                                                            • Wtf Even is Safeway
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                                                                                                                                              • I usually just need to look up the temperature to put the oven on. I can kinda wing the rest.
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                                                                                                                                                • I read a cookie recipe that went on for more than half of the page about the butter and the fucking texture and shit.
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                                                                                                                                                  • Inigga
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                                                                                                                                                    • They want you to click on the ads as you attempt to scroll past the bullshit. That’s how they make money. I’m not falling for it Karen, IDGAF how you saved a small village in Guatemala with your rice noodles. One 👏🏻 or 👏🏻two 👏🏻 scoops 👏🏻 of 👏🏻flour
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                                                                                                                                                      • "I just always thought I had to go to the store to make macaroni and cheese but wow all I need is cheese and macaroni let me show you how to make this dish kids love it now my husband wont leave me anymore"
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                                                                                                                                                        • Chris Evans is gay
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                                                                                                                                                          • And then they give you a half ass instructions list and THEN at the very fucking bottom underneath all the ads is the ingredients list and amounts.
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                                                                                                                                                              • Yessss
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                                                                                                                                                                • I couldn’t agree more
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Sorry - I delete porn/lewds/and other cringe political shit off my posts :) no one thinks you're cool or quirky 🤪 - you're just sad, cringey, and borderline autistic.
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Are we just going to ignore the fact that Chris Evans posted this?
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Safeway is the midwest/westcoast equivalent to Kroger's
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Fuckin preach
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Wtf I had no idea so many people don't know what a safeway is
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                                                                                                                                                                                • I think this all the time
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • There’s a surprising number of people who don’t know what Safeway is
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • This one pot chicken Alfredo literally saved my grandfather from super aids
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • I once dropped a jar of cream cheese from the in fridge pantry, caught it with my foot then said "fuck it". Kicked it back exactly where it was....no a soul to witness.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Or when you look up a problem you are having with a program and they feel the need to explain how the program was made and its life story before addressing the problem
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Amen!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • ICE ARRIVING TO SCHOOL TO DEPORT THE MEXICAN KID!!!!!!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • For real though, I wanna read a recipe not your journal from your trip to Cambodia
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Well, my son identified as the first prehistoric whale and I thought omg... Pamela's original thin crust cauliflower vegan salmon patties!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • "I just didn't know what to do for the family cookout until I talked to my friend Bethany! The children loved it and this was such a cute and fun diy! I incorporated my grandmother's old recipes into this one! This really inspried me for the holidays!"
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • If you don't have the list of ingredients immediately on your page, I go back and find another. Congratulations, you played yourself.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              • Lol and if you ever look up how to do a rub or smoke a certain piece of meat it’s always by a man and it’s like 1 paragraph. Meat in box. Box with fire. Add seasoning. Eat.
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