It's the new rock-paper-scissors
fa
DISCLOSE.TV Bites Cow, Deputy Tases Cow
Kicks Deputy
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
26 feb
It's the new rock-paper-scissors fa DISCLOSE.TV Bites Cow, Deputy Tases Cow Kicks Deputy
A little boy asks his dad; "What's be mom's legs?"
tween mom's legs?"
The father answers," Paradise."
The kid asks again, "Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise."
Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
total_insertrave total_insertrave
17 jun
A little boy asks his dad; "What's be mom's legs?" tween mom's legs?" The father answers," Paradise." The kid asks again, "Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise." Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
Dogs are for people Who want
Worshipped be like Gods
AWe
Cats are for people strong enough to have a God standing on their chest at 5 AM demanding a sacrifice
Psherman42WalabyWay Psherman42WalabyWay
26 sep 2020
Dogs are for people Who want Worshipped be like Gods AWe Cats are for people strong enough to have a God standing on their chest at 5 AM demanding a sacrifice
South Florida priest encourages, engages youth through weight lifting
SolidDucky9 SolidDucky9
15 apr
South Florida priest encourages, engages youth through weight lifting
This is a Weiner Retriever, just like your mom
@TwunkTheTwink
CarsonArnold CarsonArnold
22 jun
This is a Weiner Retriever, just like your mom @TwunkTheTwink
The New Crazy Cat Lady Look
sunny_mount_peekv2 sunny_mount_peekv2
13 mar
The New Crazy Cat Lady Look
LitLuther LitLuther
25 sep 2020
© Based on: memelif3_
Mr. Johnson @Mr_PHROZEN "Now if I bite her ass imma be wrong" LA
Vietnam police: 345,000 used condoms were cleaned, sold as new
gottiloc gottiloc
25 sep 2020
Vietnam police: 345,000 used condoms were cleaned, sold as new
The British when the websites offers them Cookies instead of Biscuits :
The frickin colonies
nope306 nope306
10 jun
The British when the websites offers them Cookies instead of Biscuits : The frickin colonies
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say
"she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house"
@dailsy
Pamperos21 Pamperos21
23 sep 2020
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say "she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house" @dailsy
"You attract what you fear"
Oh my god! I'm so scared of being hot! Ha!
RES
can't believed that worked!
"You attract what you fear" Oh my god! I'm so scared of being hot! Ha! RES can't believed that worked!
Please be safe while taking photos!
bulky_stolen_panda bulky_stolen_panda
27 jan 2021
Please be safe while taking photos!
hate when people confuse education with intelligence.
You can have a Bachelor's degree and still be an idiot.
hate when people confuse education with intelligence. You can have a Bachelor's degree and still be an idiot.
nee _
cullen_r93
They call me ranch cause I be dressing
CookiesAnMilf CookiesAnMilf
25 sep 2020
nee _ cullen_r93 They call me ranch cause I be dressing
The perfect couple's costume doesn't
exi-
judaguy judaguy
26 apr
The perfect couple's costume doesn't exi-
kingbigbluenyg80 kingbigbluenyg80
25 sep 2020
The dog's reaction is the best
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's going to cause a real fight
Calf Calf
15 apr
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's going to cause a real fight
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
noon_husband noon_husband
3 jan 2021
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*