It's ok.
Tits are superior.
There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention:
Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
giddyLeagueOfMemes giddyLeagueOfMemes
22 jan 2021
It's ok. Tits are superior. There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention: Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
disappointment
Running into a wall with a boner, and breaking your nose first.
That's a lot of damage
xDarkMemes xDarkMemes
25 sep 2020
disappointment Running into a wall with a boner, and breaking your nose first. That's a lot of damage
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep.
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep.
YW HAVE THIS MEANS YOUR EATEN MY MY NEW HUSBAND NOW
YOUR TURN TO TAKE OUT THE
TRASH
PatnoonicCanadian PatnoonicCanadian
25 sep 2020
YW HAVE THIS MEANS YOUR EATEN MY MY NEW HUSBAND NOW YOUR TURN TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH
mills2 mills2
22 sep 2020
He had to contain his laugh so it wouldn't fall
Je_Suis_Bruh_Momento Je_Suis_Bruh_Momento
26 sep 2020
Palpatine's Empire v * @EmpirePalpatine Happy 69th birthday to @HamillHimself! What's your favourite Luke Skywalker moment?
YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY A SPICY BOY
WISHING YOU A GREAT WEEK
rockerdude07 rockerdude07
22 sep 2020
YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY A SPICY BOY WISHING YOU A GREAT WEEK
She ain't leave you on read, you left her speechless. Hit that DM again big dawg
She ain't leave you on read, you left her speechless. Hit that DM again big dawg
if earth aren't is we crushed' round, winy aren't we crushed' when it rolls?
down
TheAwkward1 TheAwkward1
16 dec 2020
if earth aren't is we crushed' round, winy aren't we crushed' when it rolls? down
WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE
socialmediapariah socialmediapariah
22 mar
WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather"
The customers:
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather" The customers:
MS? got a loose tooth!"
MOM: "let's wait until it falls off naturally"
dad:
MS? got a loose tooth!" MOM: "let's wait until it falls off naturally" dad:
stan
@catsinners
this is why she left you
@ Bill Gates @ @BillGates 16 Nov 16
From poop water to poop perfume, I'm amazed by the innovation that's underway in the field of sanitation:
stan @catsinners this is why she left you @ Bill Gates @ @BillGates 16 Nov 16 From poop water to poop perfume, I'm amazed by the innovation that's underway in the field of sanitation:
When you're out for your birthday meal and you suddenly spot a cake coming round the corner and everyone starts singing
Please don't do this
cheryDragon cheryDragon
24 oct 2020
When you're out for your birthday meal and you suddenly spot a cake coming round the corner and everyone starts singing Please don't do this
When you pull out the weed and she pulls out the meth.
Oh... you do drugs drugs.
When you pull out the weed and she pulls out the meth. Oh... you do drugs drugs.
My boss: you're fired
Mespause Netflix* why?
"bs
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
22 jun
My boss: you're fired Mespause Netflix* why? "bs