It's ok.
Tits are superior.
There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention:
Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
giddyLeagueOfMemes giddyLeagueOfMemes
22 jan 2021
It's ok. Tits are superior. There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention: Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
Teacher: "See me after class"
10 year old me who just started watching
porn:
KortalMombatt KortalMombatt
15 apr
Teacher: "See me after class" 10 year old me who just started watching porn:
Soap after you drop it in the shower 5 times
TyLord16 TyLord16
22 sep 2020
Soap after you drop it in the shower 5 times
'Tropical Bird' Rescued In Northern England Turns Out
To Be Seagull Dyed Blue
An exotic-looking orange jut to be a
seagull covered In curry
Worthy opponent!
Our battle will be legendary!
Morgan Morgan
24 sep 2020
'Tropical Bird' Rescued In Northern England Turns Out To Be Seagull Dyed Blue An exotic-looking orange jut to be a seagull covered In curry Worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
"I've just learned a terrible truth. I think
Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord."
"Yeah, but you acting kinda sus though."
FlyingWhale FlyingWhale
27 sep 2020
"I've just learned a terrible truth. I think Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord." "Yeah, but you acting kinda sus though."
Winning a World Cup semifinals match is an accomplishment, but beating the English two days before the of July and mocking their tea drinking is something else #PinkiesUp
MurkDirty MurkDirty
27 jan
Winning a World Cup semifinals match is an accomplishment, but beating the English two days before the of July and mocking their tea drinking is something else #PinkiesUp
When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is
WW
LolaBit LolaBit
16 jun
When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is WW
I don't think this is the right "Toy Story" but there will definitely be "Woody" in it.
crude_audi_city_boi crude_audi_city_boi
4 nov 2020
I don't think this is the right "Toy Story" but there will definitely be "Woody" in it.
Waiting for your girlfriend to calm down when she is mad because u love her and don't want to make her more mad
Waiting for your girlfriend to calm down when she is mad because u love her and don't want to make her more mad
Everyone is thanking Dave Filoni and Jon
Favreau for The Mandalorian season 2 but
no one is thanking Ludwig Goransson for his extraordinary music
STAR. WARS
\ _THE
\DALORIA
smokersandjokers smokersandjokers
30 dec 2020
Everyone is thanking Dave Filoni and Jon Favreau for The Mandalorian season 2 but no one is thanking Ludwig Goransson for his extraordinary music STAR. WARS \ _THE \DALORIA
You're in your house and you hear a door slam, you turn around and see him... wyd?
Da Gif Gawd
Ask him what bills he pay to be slamming doors in my fuckin house
LilEvil333 LilEvil333
3 jun
You're in your house and you hear a door slam, you turn around and see him... wyd? Da Gif Gawd Ask him what bills he pay to be slamming doors in my fuckin house
SOME STATISTICS:
100% OF MEN DIDN'T NOTICE KING KONG IS ON THE PICTURE
TishaJioner TishaJioner
3 mar
SOME STATISTICS: 100% OF MEN DIDN'T NOTICE KING KONG IS ON THE PICTURE
This dog's life is beyond better than mine
dankestmemetheme1 dankestmemetheme1
28 sep 2020
This dog's life is beyond better than mine
I have never been more uncomfortable in my entire life
I have never been more uncomfortable in my entire life
LOWATCHA Doin
CC) Ba
You wee
To Do?
PuffySenpai PuffySenpai
24 sep 2020
LOWATCHA Doin CC) Ba You wee To Do?
Why yes, we will take the cart back down for you! - Why yes, we will take the cart back down for you!
EllietheGolden EllietheGolden
29 sep 2020
Why yes, we will take the cart back down for you! - Why yes, we will take the cart back down for you!
Me- gets naked
Her- glares
Mes
He'll grow
SweetTooth585 SweetTooth585
25 may
Me- gets naked Her- glares Mes He'll grow
When the Burger King employee yells order
66 and you see a 3 year old holding a toy
lightsaber
Good soldiers follow orders.
iammachine iammachine
7 jan 2021
When the Burger King employee yells order 66 and you see a 3 year old holding a toy lightsaber Good soldiers follow orders.
Paul Rudd has 2 stars
One for him and one for Ant Man...
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
28 dec 2020
Paul Rudd has 2 stars One for him and one for Ant Man...